Dota 2 general /d2g/

>tfw in a middle on a match and the computer restarts

>tfw you play support and don't be toxic.

>Fear.jpg

wtf why, he didn't do anything wrong

His fault for sending a nude pic to a chick.

Dumb fucker could have gotten registered as a sex offender if she was crazy enough.

why did get deleted

Except being a FUCKING WHITE MALE you mean?

earlyfag thread

why so dead dotards?

OH YIS SEAKIING

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He'd be casting groupstages at the majors and be active in his caster studio. Zyori rolled with the punches pretty well.

He has a PENIS. God forbid he masturbates as well the sick fuck

Ah yeah, ballsniffer got away with it good point

did he actualy show his dick on stream or was it only the motion and sniff? I can't remember

Not a big deal honestly. I've never sniffed my own junk after I've gone to town but everybody wanks

I WANT SILTBREAKER

ill break ur slit qt :3

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there was no exposure
but the clear movement from ball scratching to hand sniffing

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What the fuck is that hair

SNIFF SNIFF

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someone post the pic where he cut it and stuffed it into a bag
fucking subhuman

they prefer to be called liberals user
remember to keep that privilege in check

haha DAE read /pol/?????

When will we get our cute female spaghetti-dropping EE?

>you will never break TA's slit

>Crush all lanes
>find pick offs all over them map
>carry dosnt push, dosnt take rosh he farms jungle
FUCK YOU

>maut will never be randomly shot by a nigger while walking in the street
there's no justice

edgy

C-CUTE!

farming is all that third worlders know man

Why is NA dota casting so bad?

Lol wtf, which caster? Link please

is it just a coincidence or do the most toxic shits always have an anime girl steam avatar?

seriously whats up with that?

quality is expensive

Anime. No joke they are all massive animefaggots that spend too much time spilling seed to cartoons than getting good. Only good NA caster is Fogged and I'm pretty sure he's not an anime head.

Slacks is good

siltbreaker when

never have i seen a post that was more wrong
>reddit filename
how unexpected

But why cant they understand that you get more lead if you kill enemies then take objectives, farming and giving enemies chance for comeback is stupidiest shit you can do in this game.

>flame someone and told them i hoped they get their teeth kicked in
>start to feel bad hours later and apologize on their profile
am i autistic

>no u

As expected from animefaggots

Did you know Maut is literally the Kumiko poster that plagues these threads?

can ench mid?

is monkey king worth playing again

Merlini is good too

Not if you want to play him as tree jumping useless support.

what the fuck is up with all the crashes recently?

twitch
.tv/moonducktv

Only esports of note till the zotac final, tiebreaker between Mouz and Vega

>Teams so irrelevant and casters so disgusting even She "Dota gave me cancer" ver has more viewers
Sad!

women are so bad at casting
i have yet to see a good one

>I only watch my tier 1 ecelebs

I thought this meme died at TI6

its the same shit with traditional sports
they're are nothing more than eye candy

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SHUT THE FUCK UP ANNE

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>vega.steamcom.esports.bet
not using https in 2017

I hope chad finem make it toTI this year

why does moonduck have the worst and dumbest fucking casters this side of lyrical's gut

They're cheap to run

Look at this zotac coverage, they can't afford to send people to taiwan so they just cast it online and use a feed of the venue

is this what dota has come to

i dunno, if you have maut, you have to be losing something.

that dude has nothing to bring to any table, other than maybe destroying the table with the blackhole that is his personality and life

this isn't the same ;_;

i beg your pardon

Weebos OUT

But he was a TI playoff caster, valve wouldn't put shit casters on the main event!

what fucking cesspool of genes did he crawl out of, rhode island?

>valve
>taste

have you forgotten about the canadian on the desk at ti2 missing his two front teeth?

like lots of dota personalities have no skills outside of this, do they?

ayesee is fat

god I miss ayesee

>Clock shit on NP
As always

>current year
>missing hookshot

it wasn't ayesee, it was the canadian guy on the analyst panel between the games, he was missing his two front teeth.

ayesee was great, he would always thank every viewer and a presentation voice. his game knowledge was awful though. i remember him saying more meks is great, you can use them one after the other.

Why are all casters so shit? They barely talk about the game anymore and rather just talk about their life and blog to the viewers about it, when the match is on going.
Then they go complaining they don't get paid enough or are not appreciated.

>muh professionalism

League is that way hun

Oh yeah it's so fun hearing about the casters hobby or how their day was every single time I tune on and watch a stream. I'm totally not there to actually watch Dota, my bad.

>not instamuting casters that aren't tobi, cap, merlini or synd
what are you doing

Redpill me on Sven battlefury

>wake up
>make tea
>make toast
>open dota
>no penguin hero
nice game dotards

just sprout him lmao meme

there's only so much shit you can talk about when both teams are just playing passively and farming

owen is good

work out item mechanics or tactics for a team to come back, but the mooncuck studio is too retarded to do any of that.

they should just be silent, dead air doesn't kill shit.

this ain't broadcast tv. grow up casters. stop fucking yelling randomly for any play.

true

dead air tanks viewers

Dead air is really bad. You might not understand it, but it's one of the worst things you can do in any broadcast medium.

That being said, I can understand why you would not like the forced enthusiasm of some casters (WAOW!)