/nepgen/ - Neptunia General #1231

>Chu~

>those photoshop skills

10/10, seriously looks legit.

Are you just trollin?

Blancanon here, reminder to support Nepgen in the Veeky Forums league.

He's a triggered hetfag, ignore him. Also don't confuse him with the rest of us hetfags cause even we think he's a stupid idiot.

youtube.com/watch?v=H7-51DeTRRQ

I want to turn Noire into an android and secretly remove her free will module, making her unable to refuse no matter what I ask of her!

Wew lad that's sort of fucked up don't do that.

Do it to Plutie instead.

Why would you turn her free will completely off? That sounds like it would make her very boring. You just want to turn it down so she won't totally refuse you, but can still carry out orders in her own inimitable fashion.

Noire is such a strategic genius, mixing her shares with Neptune's so their combined attack could deal maximum damage!

Linda may not be the best girl, but she's my girl!

Wait a minute...

>"Anonymous, are you sure that doing something on the bed would lead us to Doc P?"
>pomf =3

That fits a bit too well...how odd.

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Thicc

EXTRA THICC

Here's a Plutia.

>inb4MAGES.cantkickaball

The fuck's with the hair color?

Plutie is a cutie.

I want Rei to teach me how to swim!

I love Vert

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Blanc and Rom are pure cute

What a coincidence we are going to play vs /vn/ - Visual Novels in the Veeky Forumsleague qualifiers right now.
If i don't get the team to advance i retire.

I want to nep Big Nep!

Once you see em...

Watching it right now it just started

I wish you guys and gals good luck out there

1 point from vert

Blanc has scored

nepgen leading by 2-0

wtf I love the team now

I'm busy, so could you look after my daughter?
Thank you.

Ole!

I want to give your daughter lots of headpats and tell her she's a very good girl!

Big Nep MUST be nepped!

Sure, just a heads up, pay no mind to white stains on her clothes

2-0 win, we're at least doing better than last league

Look at these sluts cheating on their husband.

Yeah, no.

Was the Brave skin changed? I'm pretty sure he would have been very noticeable if it was still the last one.

I hope it stays that way.

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Congratulations on the match /Nepgen/

She knows how to wash her clothes, so it won't be a problem.

Look at this cutie!

I heard that you are playing against /gbfg/ on sunday

Anyway Good Luck

Sure... Leave it all to ojiisan...

She looks like a cuck.

what happened to E****d?

cuck to who?

Not nep related.

Mixing her shares with Neptune's... all night long.

>mixing shares with Nep
Basically dividing by 2?

More like divide by zero 0, divide by youself.

I want to marry Big Nep!

NepuBuran

Big Nep is for nepping, not marrying.

>nepping someone you don't plan to marry
Do you not love her?

Maybe he's actually waiting out the ban.

Everyone neps Big Nep, she isn't faithful to one person only. When the need must be fulfilled, someone gives Big Nep a nepping.

What happens if a single person who has infinite shares neps her?

Sounds like you just described little nep there, not big nep.

>You will never have NekoNoire as your pet.
Why live?

I want to marry Blanc!

>he's not already married to Blanc
Step it up, son.

S-sorry, I'm not all that outgoing, so it takes me a while to get the nerve up to do things.

Do you think you're going to win her over with that attitude?

BIG SET.

Just because I'm not all that good doesn't mean I'm not trying to do my best!

My wife Chika is sexy/cute

Try harder.

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What a cutie.

>2017
>not having a harem of all the jc neps

What's a jc nep?

I made a terrible mistake this week /nepgen/ that I have to confess.
I forgot to take a picture with nepgear at the entrace of traders in akiba
Truly a shameful display.
Can someone give me a pic of it instead if it's possible.

Reminder that tangerines kick ass.

Whatever you're doing, you're terrifying them.

So i guess im gonna have to NG+ to get the missing medals and baseballs I need.

What do i need to do to make sure i dont mess up again this time?

Have every era from saturn's era to dreamcast's era open before you upgrade toypolis.

He's trying to give them a first hand lesson in the birds and the bees.\

You gotta ease them into it. They look like they don't want to learn. A lesson learned happily is one they'll remember, and want to get remedial lessons in to make sure they know it well. But a lesson learned fearfully is one that they won't want to know anything about, and that would be a shame.

I don't see why would anyone want Noire and Nepgear, with their appeal to the masses, they are probably having sex with different men at least 3 times a day

>we'd all complain
Ahahahahaha
*inhales*
AAHAHAHA!

>"we"
AHAHAHAHAHAH
>"No matter how ok-ish it is, because it doesn't pander me, I'll complain about it"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>2 years later
*inhales*
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

*Neps your path*

*Neps your Nep*

That's easy.

They're both perfect wife candidates. Okay, in a series of cute girls, they're all perfect wife candidates in some respect. However, Noire and Nepgear are both the most ideal.

On one hand, you have Noire. In addition to having twintails and a rocking body, she's very passionate and devoted to her people. Her devotion makes her an ideal wife that you wanna cook a nice dinner for as well as preparing a nice bubble bath for after a long day of quests and paperwork.

Nepgear is a very sweet girl that is also very devoted to her work. A bit more insecure, she's a girl you wanna shower with complements for a job well done as well as some quality time together tinkering with various electronics or even building a super computer together.

As far as the whole sleeping with numerous people, your headcanon isn't part of the main canon.

I don't want Noire as a pet. I want her as a wife and partner.