Love Live! School Idol Festival General - /llsifg/ #1195: Beautiful Leader Edition

Back off Eli she's mine.

Will chinks make the next event hard to tier for too?

They're lovers.

>Hard to tier
Nigga what? This last event felt the same

Thank you.

Well it's not like they are going to just leave.

Hey could you tone down on the racism, please? =)
My good friend Maya who visits these generals is black and this might make her feel unwelcome. Instead of saying "n*gga what?", try saying "fellow poster what?". Thanks!

Why not both?

I love my Honkfriends.

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>178611669
Piece of shit falseflagging nigger

Nigga I don't care, she's welcomed to filter the word.

Good idea.

Umi is love.

Don't just assume all races are capable of thinking, be a bit more considerate.

Give me one good reason to tier for the next EN event.
Protip: you can't.

Protip: No one cares

Caring about rank > teams

You cared enough to respond

Kanan's and Chika's tits have bless me.

Nice seals

Congrats on no shitty chuuni

I can't

Sasuga twilight tiger

>2 UR seals
Congrats!

This is cute.

Fuck you. Wanted that Kanan. Damn Nico had to show up instead.

>Nico

how dumb are you

>wanted a flop
>scouted hags
Kananfags are idiots

1-3 spend one of my remaining two fan pack tickets to roll for Kanan again
4-6 don't do it and keep both for Dia
7-9 sleep
0 doodle a Wooby

Blue ticket scout after I rolled flops box. Posted it last thread.

smart

1-3 waste 36 buckaroos on a fan pack so i can get two SRs
4-9 fucking don't

Why not just wait for flops BT scouting then?

I'm good with this, as long as those rubypedos doesn't shit on the street.

You should still doodle a Wooby, pls.

>49
that should be a double negative, time to drop the sheckels for two niggo SRs.

Because I've gotten 5 URs in 11 BT scouts, want to see how bullshit my luck will continue to be.

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Alchemist Mari is so fucking cute but I really gotta save up for Angel Riko and Mari.

I want to fug all those Nicos

How many of you don't carry around a picture of your raibu in your wallet? Be honest.
I carry a Dia and Nico with me at all times.

>Kanan
You better be the cake guy.

If I stole your wallet and saw that I would go back to beat your shit too.

>Do this
>grab wallet out of pocket upside down
>Honoka falls out of my wallet
>oh fuck i hope nobody saw that
>gust of wind kicks up
>oh. fuck.

>nico can't do her rubesty.

Congrats you have an idolized Job Kenny in one pull

The last time this topic came up I realized I could finally give this little Honk a home.

I like that idea. Should I get this card?
Nico so flat~
Flat~

At least get one where she doesn't look 10 years old.

The china dress card makes her look 14 instead

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I just have a pic of my raibu as my Wallpaper on my phone. Why would I keep it in my wallet?

I'm so into you, Hanayo-chan!~~

But I love my little angel looking young.

Don't you like your raibu? Why don't you have a picture of her?

I would go for this personally, less creepy and way easier to pass off if you need to.

>having a picture of a fake Chinese cartoon girl instead of your real 3D girlfriend

So does the FBI.

I'd rather see her every time I open my phone, that's just me though.

Are you implying I won't die a virgin?

>your real 3D girlfriend
>your
>3D
You lost me

>having a real 3D girlfriend

mate i dont even have friends

What's the best way for me to start dating Maya? Should I message her poems on School Idol Festival?

>not having OC made for you as your phone background

>implying I have a girlfriend
>implying I will ever have a girlfriend

Nice joke, here's a (you)

Leave my wife alone, thank you.

>carrying a picture of sww in your wallet
>"is that your gf? when can we meet her?"

at least anime gves me an excuse

first you must be into dudes (the kind with a penis)
second you must be a panafriend
third you must skill level all your PLs to 3 so you can impress your future husband

She's my wife, you back off

>not having a real 3D girlfriend who makes your heart go doki doki and will wack your benis around
Guys it's 2017 there are like 3.5 Billion women on the planet, are you really going to die a virgin?
>B-But I'm a 30 year old neet it's too late for me
Bitch, shave your neck beard just a little bit, go scout your local high school, and find a decent looking teenage girl with daddy issues.

You seem to be misinformed. Hanayo is my wife and my wife only.

Advice this bad could only be given here.

I'm just waiting for my Nozomi or Eli to find me.

>go scout your local high school
Yeah id rather not go to jail, I'll just wait for VR

Imagine this general being as dead as /gbp/

Women demand money and usually want men to give up dangerous and time consuming hobbies that can't directly involve them or your future children like video games, doing donuts in two seater japanese imports, motorcycles, and dakimakura collecting.

>get 3d
>no more bike
>honey we need a crossover and a pickup no exceptions
>honey stop playing video games and work some overtime to pay off my diamond ring already
>honey, the pillows have to go. i already lit the black haired 8 year old on fire btw.

Maya you smell nice
Please be my girlfriend I'll pay
I am so lonely

Should I try sending this haiku I just whipped up? Do you think this will give me good odds?

normalfags

>Guys it's 2017 there are like 3.5 Billion women on the planet, are you really going to die a virgin?

None of the ones I have met would want to date with 19 year old me, I don't even try anymore. I don't even have friends. The only one I talk through texts everyday is my mom and that's because she lives far away.

Here in this third world ass country you must be some kind of a chad to get a girlfriend. And I sure as hell won't change for someone unless I deem them worthy. And all I see are sluts

wtf why is that dude wearing a dres

fucking degenerate

Honoka thread! Have a tasty Honk.

Maya isn't a Panafriend. She's also a girl. You stupid idiot.

Leave Maya alone.

I'm waiting for my Kotori, Hanayo or Eli to appear

I want to kindly caress them in their sleep

To be honest every girl I've met in real life has smelled nice.
Maybe I am just a faggot tho.

Will they ever put some kind of trading system in, I have a spare account now that I've got 3 UR's which I'd love to have on my main.

You can't blame all your problems on Chad, there are more women then there are Chads.
>all I see are sluts
user what do you expect you're not going to find a cute and decent girl anyway.

It'll never happen.

Ask yourself if there's any money to be made with a trading system.

Every girl smells nice. Only ugly ones don't. Sometimes