/owg/ - Overwatch General

>Making soldier and reaper gay
Do they forget that this is what the kids play? Once the word is out, goodbye ow

I'M ON IT

Maker her primary fire hitscan and revert her original damage.

If they made Soldier gay there'd be massive backlash.

Pharah a cute dork

uh oh

Post your hype and disappointment level for each new hero

>Ana
Hype: 10 cause first new hero
Disappointment: 3

>Sombra
Hype: 7
Disappointment: 8

>Orisa
Hype: 4
Disappointment: 8

>Doomfist
Hype: 6
Disappointment: ???

Exquisite

people still play tracer

Don't leave us in suspense user, post placement

>remove the Hanzo tier hitbox on Hog's hook

There, I fixed Hog without nerfing his damage, and shitters won't be able to land a single hook apart from look.

Is that so hard Blizz?

Bleu
Icepigs, dykes, kids and brownies need not apply. Muscles are fine though.

>lesbian
nobody gives a fuck about lesbians

do you think people would buy the next call of duty if the main guy was just a dick riding homo hitting on his partner?

>that huge vein on her left tit

Reminder that Fareeha is for abuse

YOU THERE!
Post your best Widowmaker, now!

Thats how you know they are natural you fucking virgin

I hope your matches go well today.

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>Ana
Hype: 9
Disappointment: 1

>Sombra
Hype: 7 before the countdowns, 3 after
Disappointment: 6

>Orisa
Hype: 1
Disappointment: 9

Don't give a fuck about Doomfist and only want him to happen so I can stop hearing about him.

Oh no

How do we fix roadhog?

Without removing or nerfing him into nothing, make a sensible change

H o w
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sell the acc, youll get good money for it

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There is no reason why that would kill Overwatch. These people don't give a shit about the lore. Tracer being a lesbo is already out of their minds.

>hurr durr I made a smurf and threw all games xD

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Who is the best brown girl?

Give barrier 1200 HP.
Either have Fortify last longer or give it a lower cooldown.
Either let her move while shooting her gun, or revert the gun damage nerf, or make the bullets 30+% faster.

How would you make Orisa sexy?

When did they make OW for the PS1

holy shit use some AA for screenshots you caveman

Yeah, remember all those game companies pandering to lgbt and then just reporting less sales.

You can bet your ass every kid would spam "SOLDIER IS GAY/REAPER MAINS ARE HOMOS" til the end of time.

nice aliasing

There was backlash with Tracer and then it ended. Nothing game breaking would happen. You also just make him bi and that wouldn't be any different either.

Pharah's my favorite

It's for compet, you cant disable bloom or the extreme lightning so you have to hammer your OW to get some makeshift minimum bloom.

also input lagg from aliasing

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>Ana
Hype: 9, new hero
Disappointment: 6, it made me realize I can't aim

>Sombra
Hype: 9 at first, 1 during the stupid alternate reality shit games meant to hype her that lasted 5000 days
Disappointment: 3

>Orisa
Hype: 0, stopped playing during the time she came out
Disappointment: 6, every tank can pretty much do what she does but better

>Doomfist
Hype: 8
Disappointment: expectations aren't high

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Well reaper mains are already homos

>"SOLDIER IS GAY/REAPER MAINS ARE HOMOS" til the end of time.

Don't people spam this about all the heroes anyway? And about the people who play them?

cough vocaroo.com/ cough

>thought i lost ranked
>realise on the DEFEAT screen that i accidentally queued QM

Fucking saved.

no

So how much of a disappointment has Overwatch been after a year?

>We are all homos now

It'd be different this time.

people that play symmetra in CTF can go hang themselves

Thank you daddy Rein

>Roadhog gets nerfed to shit
>two whole days of threads with minimal arguing over how much of the roster is gay and for who
>everyone moves along
>right back to shipfaggot shitposting

NERF HIM AGAIN

disappointment with hero launches and map releases.

Just too damn slow, only ana was good.
The rest is lootbox bonanza and they are going the way of dota 2

tbqh only the playerbase disapoint me

they are all edgelords that tilt for nothing and are eager to blame anyone else for their own shortcomings

the game is fun.

she was made for ctf and winston is mandatory on it anyway.

Disappointed in the lack of maps and heroes but I got my moneys worth I think

>silver shitter
>assembling team, saying hello
>girl talks, they picked mercy of course
>12 year old in team start asking age and other dumb shit
>I try to talk about team comp and strategy
>everyone ignores me
I wish there was an age filter

They did in my games. It's why I mute everything and the game became significantly more entertaining. It's like magic.

>they are all edgelords that tilt for nothing and are eager to blame anyone else for their own shortcomings
more like people found out that you only lose 200 from placements so people can throw freely for 10 matches

I'm already bored of it, nothing has changed to the game itself. Most of the cast are shit compare to meta picks which makes it even worse

Just alternate modes which are shit and cosmetic skins, only 1 good hero was added the other 2 were and are still trash

They need to change something about the game every season, as it stands there's no point in ending it if they're just going to patch changes whenever they feel like and not at the start/end of seasons like any sensible game would.

>Finish S4 at 3098SR
>Do placements
>Place at 2694SR

/mid-plat doomed to place mid-gold regardless of placement performance/ here

0 or 1 decides who I instalock for all ten of them tomorrow since it doesn't matter at all

Too few maps.
Too few new heroes.
The new heroes are fucking disappointing after Ana.

Sombra's ARG was fucking HORRIBLE and the character sucks.
Orisa is a literally who nobody wanted or likes.
Now it looks like we're getting a second monkey? Did anybody want this?

The balance is terrible, matchmaking is fucked, the ranking makes no sense to the point where I've just given up.

The only consistent thing is every few months we get new skins, which is sad.

>tfw people think this game has a good """community"""" because it isn't as bad as league

hanzo

>playing intense 1v1
>4-4
>enemy leaves on the last round
what's this strat called

the blue one

Listen, at this point Chu is probably gonna go through with it. I don't care how or when but if the game shattering black lash you're claiming happens when it does I'll write cuck on my forehead and take a picture of it. I'm that certain that once the complaining dies down everything will go back to the way it always was.

Revert his PTR change. Make his hook act more like Junkrat's Trap than a stun, i.e. Disables movement abilities but you can still shoot and use combat abilities while hooked.

Mei. But only if you constantly use her sorry voiceline

cuckolding

Sombra
It's slightly more subtle than torb or hanzo

reminder that there is no purpose to comp seasons besides knocking you down 500 sr every few months just to fuck with you

How would abilities like orisa, mei and reaper work with that? Are you still hooked or are you dropped the second you use them?

Seems like a good fix because mccree could flahs bang roadhog and escape for example while genjis and tracers can't just run away freely once hooked

>tfw still need to decide who to one trick for this season
post ending in 0 decides

Why is every Widowmaker that uses this skin, bar none, absolutely TERRIBLE at Widowmaker?

>finally the first legendary in a week!

T.racer

awp

Best Pharah skin tbqh, really makes her look cute

>Get some loot crates from arcade
>2 are all duplicates
>1 has a legendary
>It's a fucking normal dupe

At least I got the anniversary Pachi I guess.

Horsepussy

I want to lick, sniff, and fuck Pharah's armpits fresh out of her suit!

post yfw the hanzo and widow instalocking group are actually pretty good

S(a)lut

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I NEED HEALING

genji

Bullying dykes is fine

>those silly as fuck knees

mfw the braindead metafaggots on my team still throw anyways

Widowmaker