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Alright I'm back you fuckers. Here's the scoop (old thread is dead AF so starting new one)
> Dad gets home
> At first he's angry as fuck
> Runs into house asking what in the fuck happened?
> I got it towed into my driveway for $100
> Panic and I tell him the wheel fell off
> He buys it
> Starts talking about how he had the tires rotated less than a week ago
> He calls his insurance company and gets it picked up and files a claim
> We go to the tire shop he got the wheel rotated
> He goes in threatening to sue and the shop manager agrees that if we don't sue he'll pay our deductible and gives us free rotations for life
> Breddy good
What's the worst that couls come of this lads? I'm actually stoked it came out okay in the end. I get to keep the money I saved and also don't get in trouble. It's a win win.
> Also i took some more pictures before they towed the truck away.

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>What's the worst that couls come of this lads? I'm actually stoked it came out okay in the end. I get to keep the money I saved and also don't get in trouble. It's a win win.
Popped for insurance fraud is probably worst case. the claim gets denied and your Dad makes you pay anyway because it happened to you.

You get caught lying and you get a whuppin too.

Old thread

holy shit

You sound like a 16 year old that belongs on /b/

$10 says he is

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One more episode of immature retard refusing to man the fuck up.
kindly kys

Hey fuck you bro you would've done the same, especially if you knew my dad.

An investigation will show that the bolts were ripped off the base, NOT simply loose. Insurance will fuck your dad over for fraudulent claim, and he in turn will fuck you.

Good luck with that

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>mfw OP is gonna get caught in his lie
post YFW OP gets caught

What are these things? We found them at the crash site. Can anyone identify everything pictured?

If the bolts are loose they can still break off from excessive vibrations

That's a brake drum you retard

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I imagine that will still look much different then the shear force from slamming into a curb/cliff or whatever.

All im saying is insurance companies know what they are doing and dont want to pay for bullshit. A competent claims investigator will be able to tell the difference.

OP, you should own up before this gets bad. At least make up a story that puts the blame partially on something else. Deer or some shit

Might be too late for you though.

Where is the axle flange? Still attached to the wheel that "fell off"?

kill yourself. if anyone ever needed to be doxxed it's you.

You're not out of the jungle yet, bucko

You fucking dip nigger.
We told you to tell the truth

m8
They will inspect the car. The will see the wheel didnt just "fall off". They will see it was torn off by some asshat.

Oh hohoho when insurance comes out ur fucked. I can't wait, get rekt

Worse case scenario? Insurance fraud. Especially as this doesn't even look like the wheel fell off.

Not worth fucking around with desu senpai. It could go in your favor or turn around and bite you in the ass, big time.
>If you're under 18 you won't be doing any time

Own up to your mistake before ending up in a world of pain. Truck could be fixed for under a grand assuming you do the work yourself.

This image alone makes it obvious it wasn't some garage monkey forgetting to tighten lug nuts.

You're gonna get raped when insurance comes

It'd be funny if we could somehow show OP's dad the original thread. Have him get fucked over for lying to his dad.

OP is currently hyperventilating in the shower

RIP

>wreck dads truck
>lie about it
>trick dad into committing insurance fraud
>get caught
>you and dad get neighboring cells in D Block
>dad smuggles two cartons of cigs in his ass
>your dad regularly pays negros 5 cigs to tickle your butthole
>get out of prison
>can shit 5lbs of feces without any trouble at all
>???
>profit

>insurance people can't tell what actually happened

Holy fuck kid you're fucked

"Here is what I say
>tell the truth (dont tell about smoking n shit)
>stop smoking because that is the reason why you did stupid shit
>Get a job
>fix the truck
>apologize to your father

He will be happy that you fessed up and take some responsibility to get it fixed. Don't be stupid OP. You can easily make the situation worse by lying"

I said this last thread. And what do you do? You lie. Dude, insurance will see this. You better pray they're fucking retarded. Dont count your chickens yet

last thread, he said he was 19. dis gon b gud

The one time Veeky Forums ever recommended anyone to tell the truth and to man up, you went ahead and acted like a nigger. I hope the insurance finds out and your dad rips open a new one.

This
Anyway we can get the info off OP's pictures? His dad would love this lmfaoooo

Alright guys, i told him the wheel fell off and of course I hit a cliffside. We even went to the crash site and picked up the parts in
I can't post longer because I'm range banned for some reason and I'm going out to eat with my das to "help me get over this traumatizing experience". There's no way they'll find out after all the damage that happened to the truck

>There's no way they'll find out after all the damage that happened to the truck
Yes they will retard people aren't fucking retarded

So you told him the wheel fell off and you smashed into the cliffside?

Ok you could make it out of this. 50/50 you get ass rammed

Doesn't insurance ONLY care about the deductible? We're paying ( the tire shop is) the deductible so why would they care how it happened? There's no proof

>risking his dads eternal trust
>just so he doesnt have to man up and own his mistakes

ISHYYDDGGT

>I can't post longer because I'm range banned for some reason

That's not shit works.

I pray to Jesus that a autistic wizard will see this post and find a way to show all this to your dad or if the insurance finds out.

Isnt it ISHYGDDT?

The only thing I can think of is if everybody posts it to their facebooks or something, and then hope one of us knows OP's father in some way.

Why are you guys bring assholes?
Also my phone is rangeed banned so i have to wait until I come back home

Unfortunately Veeky Forums now strips EXIF data, so no.

Because you're lying to your father, thats a really shitty thing to do.

Your dad pays the deductible, the insurance pays the rest which will be THOUSANDS, possibly even more than the truck is worth. An Expert will come and asses the damage. You're gonna get found out.

>16 year old driving truck
>"Accident" happened
>Didn't call police
>Didn't call insurance roadside assistance
>Drug it to house paying someone cash
>Father believing son

You're fucked. You have nothing to back up your story. Only your dad believes you at this point.

Almost definitely in the LA area from the white plate, talks of roads next to cliffs, and fucboi attitude

you destroyed your pop's property, and lied about it too

Your lying is gonna get you in a world of trouble, just watch.

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This is the likely scenario. Sorry op but you are even more fucked than what you were previously.

Remember this guy? youtube.com/watch?v=WNdicqJqsug

Didn't he get in shit with his insurance company when people sent the company the video of him crashing the car by hooning about?

Maybe we could do that to OP.

I think they didnt even see the video. It was obviously a hooning accident and they didnt cover it at all. Probably was a police report too

last I remember he said he was still making payments on it.

What anons have failed to mention in their talk of insurance fraud, op, is that it's actually a very serious felony which will result in a longer jail time than assault in many US states.

Jesus Christ.

Because fucking over a company is a much more heinous crime than physical injury to a human being.

God I fucking hate how corrupt our legislation is.

Op, do keep us updated. If things go south don't forget to let us know, this might save other retard's lives in future.

I feel bad for OP but at the same time I feel like he got whats coming to him kek

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Airplane mode on and off dude, I hate to be a dick but you really are dumb

oh shit this was a real thing?

year old driving truck
>>"Accident" happened
>>Didn't call police
>>Didn't call insurance roadside assistance
>>Drug it to house paying someone cash
>>Father believing son
>You're fucked. You have nothing to back up your story. Only your dad believes you at this point.

thisssssss 2bh family

You are going to get diddled OP.

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That's a nice dick picture.

Holy shit OP is a mong. Any sort of major insurance claims requires the insurer's contracted repair place to first do an inspection of the damage so they can assess the total cost, and whether it's cheaper to repair the car or write it off.
When this happens they're gonna see (almost immediately) that this isn't the result of a shitty wheel job, and if you don't come clean soon, you'll be done for insurance fraud.

Also you've made your dad look like an absolute fool by blowing off on the mechanic, because the truth is going to come out eventually.

It's stuff you should throw into the bottom of a lake and pretend it got lost at some point coming from the accident if the insurance company does a accident investigation. Seriously. Stick to your story both of you and reherse it over and over until it with your dad becomes the official truth in your head in case you have to give testimony under oath over the phone

Good luck op.

He was stuck out in the boonies with no cell phone service and a Good Samaritan gave him a hand back to civilization, What's the big deal?

Honestly, man, lying about this shit is even worse than the fact that you did it. I know what it's like to be caught in a lie, and people get more pissed about that than whatever it is I did.
Your dad's gonna ram your ass once he finds out the truth.

It's not a matter of "bad" and "worse", but rather there's one crime that average people are likely to commit and one that only psychotic sociopaths commit

We need the govt to keep insurance companies functioning a lot more than we need them to keep your neighbor from skinning you alive. One crime happens a lot, the other is crazy rare.

Also your "friends" are complete dipshits.

OP, I think your best option is to tell your dad what happened, so you two can scrub the evidence as best you can TOGETHER, get your stories straight TOGETHER, and learn how to get out of this TOGETHER. Let your family work together to extort the company (you can't really go back on that anymore) but accept his personal punishment. As a seasoned adult he'll probably be better at lying to insurance companies than you.

When the fuck did Veeky Forums start stripping exif data from images?

since a long time ago

after the insurance check clears, tell him the truth, that you fucked it up by driving like and idiot, and lied to you so you could have plausible deniability in court for fraud. win win
OP, quit driving like a faggit and you wont have these problems

why do you think images upload sideways all the time

You may have got the mechanic who worked the truck last fired because you're too spineless to admit to your own mistakes. I hope this comes back to haunt you somehow, you deserve it

Fuck no, if your gonna lie go all in. hes gonna be pissed that you put him at risk

Maybe tell him in 10+years

no stop, i want to see where this ends up

If the insurance investigators take a single look at this, your old man is gonna end up up spending 10 years getting dicked by Tyrone. Gj and gl, senpai

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statute of limitations on federal insurance fraud is 5 years, so im sure 10 should be enough

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Why didn't the dad ask how the fuck the wheel falling off takes the taillight with it?

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>DUMB PHONEPOSTERS MAKE ANOTHER SHIT THREAD

because its not a real post. Just some tard crashed his truck and wanted yous so came up with a story and is now getting them.

Goddammit.

because of fucking new zealanders, obviously

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Going to be interesting when they measure up.

boy I do love sucking dick and hooning in someone else's truck

it could be believable if the wheel came off when he was going around the corner, causing loss of control into the cliff

>Tire shop going to look into it
>Probably going to fire an innocent mechanic to save face.
>(They'll actually just transfer him because the shop already knows looking at the truck if you brought it over that it's bullshit)
>Insurance is going to come out and send it to an independent shop
>Mechanic there is going to be some Veeky Forumstherkin who saw this thread.
>You get fucked.

All we know is that it's a likely bay area older 1500 SLT dodge with license plate # 84XXXXX and an october registration.

I am a real piece of shit, i break things that don't belong to me then lie and make the owner unknowingly commit insurance fraud lol but at least my daddy didnt yells at me for being a dick head haha im everything wrong with my generation

>fired mechanic is an Veeky Forums lurker
youtu.be/j3Kgf_dEWjE

>this entire thread

surely he has posted one of the pictures he posted here on his facebook

dumb phoneposter strikes again

Not from what I've seen trying to image search.

Dude you're so fucked. You total his truck and now are going to get him involved in insurance fraud? Just fucking man up to your father you pussy. How spineless are you? You have no idea what you're getting yourself into

Op, you fuggin dead.
Unless they believe that the lug nuts backed off while driving, you fuggin dead.

>YFW op drops the soap the first time in the prison shower

what's with the severe autism regarding phoneposting? why does this trigger this sites autism so hard?