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Im fairly new to an arena server I now play regularly on, and today I learned half of the mods/admins are underage. Really made me thonk. I wanted to know how old the people that shit up this thread are.

My ID was an usagimimi, I don't think you could even count that as furry, not 100% at least, though I guess it's a matter of opinion.

Vibri's other rabbit was way cuter than whatever this atrocity is.

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it's going to be nothing

atomizer new stats
>lets you do a third jump
>jumps no longer let you change direction midair
fixed

An update to Team Fortress 2 has been released. The update will be applied automatically when you restart Team Fortress 2. The major changes include:

Added Arms Race 3 community medals
Added FBTF Cup 6v6 Season 4 tournament medals
Players who leave a Casual or MvM match for any reason cannot be re-matched into the match in question for a few minutes
Players who are vote-kicked from a Casual or MvM match cannot be re-matched into the match in question for several hours
Fixed Competitive match history sometimes appearing as empty when connection to matchmaking servers is lost
Fixed a crash when exiting the client
Fixed teleporters teleporting players that respawn or change team during the teleport animation
This fixes an exploit possible when playing on some "instant respawn" community servers
Fixed the Neutron Star unusual effect being occasionally displaced after the player respawns
Fixed Rescue Ranger bolts healing disposable sentries in MvM
Fixed some text in the UI only displaying the first character on OS X and Linux
Updated localization files

TLDR: The MvM upgrade mini sentry is even more useless now

>tfw you harness the raw energy and hatred of heavy weapons to score 2 quick wins on powerhouse

>It's real
Wow.

>Dozens of jump maps broken

It's also fucking nothing. God damn it.

>jump maps
>jump maps with scout

thats really convincing past-

what in the unusual fuck? its real?

>things that should have been added since mm release: the update

>people get punished for abandoning matches and leaving games as 6v12's
>people get punished for getting votekicked ie hackers
yes i'm liking this

>Players who leave a Casual or MvM match for any reason cannot be re-matched into the match in question for a few minutes

why
why not make it so you can't join the same server unless it restarts/changes the map OR you restart tf2 client

>players vote-kicked from mvm get fucked for hours
wow thanks, now i really want to play to get instantly vote kicked by some retarded group of premades then not be able to play mvm for a few hours

woops disregard that i misread that as "any match" not just the match in question.

>Added Arms Race 3 community medals
Does this mean we might get new weapons?

It says the same match, not the entire system. Reading comprehension, niggas.

no, seeing as now weapons from the previous arms races have been added
and there were dozens

i realized my mistake only after posting it. still, it is a good thing because something that annoyed me was when i'd leave a match only to get stuck right back in the exact same server.

atomizer new stats

>+third jump no longer deals self damage
>+removed damage and attack speed penalties
>-all jumps glow purple so you know the scout is using it before he jukes like a fucking nigger
>-wearer takes 15% more damage from all sources while jumping

fixed

>Fixed Rescue Ranger bolts healing disposable sentries in MvM
WHO
ASKED
FOR
THIS?????

Nobody, but it's a considered a bug, so it gets fixed.

+fixed a bug where spy would occasionally deal damage

it also doesnt make any sense
mini sentries can be healed, so why not disposable sentries
i swear to fucking god they dont know SHIT about their own game
>oh hey you know how people have been complaining about matchmaking being ass for its entire existence?
>not now im fixing a bug for mvm
>what bug?
>well you know how engineer can build minisentries in mvm?
>yeah, so?
>and you know how the rescue ranger heals it?
>whats your point
>im fixing the bug!
just WHAT ARE THEY THINKING

+fixed a bug where soldier didn't have a hard coded class limit of 2

>righteous bison

A company isn't one person.

fixed a bug where spy would occasionally take damage
fixed a bug where the dead ringer was not set to the default spy watch
fixed a bug where spy's knife range was too small, now extends across the entire map
fixed a bug where spy's revolver bullet spread was too far, now bullets automatically hit any target in sight
fixed a bug where mad milk, jarate and bleed could be used to track invisible spies
fixed a bug where bumping into a spy revealed the spy's location, bumping into a spy now instantly kills whoever bumps into them
removed pyro class from the game
updated localization files

The TF2 dev team may as wellbe

show me proof that the tfteam is more than one person

since people were asking, here is yakui's rabbit id: mentalcrash.deviantart.com/gallery/44733197/Andrey

God damn it, I should've known better than to click on Yakui's DA.

i dont think anoyone was asking

>15 or under
Post id.

>all that diaper and wg
gross. i mean like commissions are whatever, they put food on the table but that's still an awful lot.

Show me proof there's even one person on the tf2 team. You can't, because of how Valve handles their human resources.

/id/ShootMeForTwelveDolalrs

Should've known.

ah shit, all of those drawings are so old already...

diaper stuff is mostly AR, I'm not really a fan of adult diapered character, but I do like AR.

why does scout get so many broken unlocks when stock scout is already pretty good

>shitheads on other team kept voting for hightower prior to CP maps
>sit in spawn
>wonder why they don't get XP
I'm gonna keep hitting you until you learn your lesson

Crit-a-Cola: makes the Scout faster and stronger with a nonexistent downside
Guillotine/Sandman Combo: combines a very long stunlock with an easy follow-up weapon that can one-shot you; both weapons are fine on their own and the Guillotine itself is possibly the worst Scout weapon used by itself
Direct Hit: an extremely fast projectile that is impossible to dodge at close-to-medium range that can one-shot light classes; the pre-Gun Mettle Loch-n-Load on steroids; craps on Pyros, Spies, Engineers, bombing Soldiers, and Heavies
Reserve Shooter: quick swap in combination with mini-crits and airblast to deal a rapid 121 dmg, which with a bit of afterburn kills light classes; relatively weak choice for Soldier
Quickiebomb Launcher: not necessarily stronger than the stock Stickybomb Launcher, but emphasizes the most annoying aspect of it in the form of quick air detonations rather than skillful placing
Scotsman's Skullcutter: longer reach, higher damage, and the ability to random crit with no real downsides; more of a pub problem, but still the best option
Pomson 6000: just a nuisance that hinders the Medic and Spy with no real preventitive measures against it
Short Circuit: bit annoying but still alright; ability to lock-on to invisible/disguised Spies shouldn't exist
Kritzkrieg: it's actually an okay weapon that trades potential survivability for offensive power; just own personal gripes; should probably complain about the Vita-Saw instead
Razorback: counters 1 of the 2 counters to the Sniper in a competitive setting; weapons with the sole intention of countering a class's counter really shouldn't exist
Darwin's Danger Shield: counters Sniper's other counter in the game; has absolutely no downsides
Diamondback: really isn't that bad a weapon, just that its stats should be reworked; dumbdowned upgraded version of the Ambassador and Revolver

you can remove only one from pub chat forever, choose wisely
>ez
>lenny face
>salty

salty

salt

lenny

>Crit-A-Cola
not having a pistol and being 1-shot by most explosives are both considerable downgrades, but yeah, it could use some balance work I guess
>Guillotine/Sandman
Just make it minicrit instead and give the guillotine lifesteal or something I dunno
>Direct hit
It's not a problem, honestly
>Reserve shooter
This gun is not an issue. Airblast is. Fix airblast so it's not as fucking awful to go against and then re-balance the gun around it. I'd also be open to just taking it away from pyro, but that'd cause too many tears.
>Quickiebomb Launcher
nigga this thing needs a buff, not a nerf
>Skullcutter
Another case of the weapon not really being the problem. The problem is that every other melee for demo except for the pain train and caber were designed to be demoknight weapons, so they tend to have on-wearer downsides and benefits that only are good as a demoknight. The skullcutter is a viable non-demoknight choice because the downsides only apply when it's out. Also don't you dare about the ability for something to random crit, any decent server has them disabled.
>Pomson
It's a pretty silly weapon, but from my experience, engineer players are usually pretty bad at landing projectiles. That's probably why they play engineer. Honestly I'm not sure how to balance it.
>Short Circuit
It's fine as it is. Could maybe use an m1 range and/or damage buff though. Honestly the locking onto spies thing is a non-issue, any spy worth anything should be able to get away from an engineer.
>Kritzkrieg
you're right, you shouldn't be complaining about it. it's perfectly fine as is
>Razorback
The only people who use this are absolute idiots. It's dumb that it exists only to counter spy, but if the sniper is tunnel visioning enough to use the Razorback, any spy should be able to ambassador or even just default revolver him.
>Danger Shield
It needs a complete rework
>Diamondback
Take away the damage penalty and reduce its clip to 3, just make it the FJ but for spy.

>chat binds

lenny, obviously

gg ez is just to generate anger, and salty is very rarely used

>lennyface was created in Veeky Forums
>grew so cancerous its automatically filtered
really makes me wonder

What is it filtered to?

I never saw Lenny until I started playing TF2.

ALMOST DONE
I MIGHT DIE FROM PROTEIN DEFICIENCY
BUT IT WAS WORTH IT

>incognito mode
Fucking light weight.

>Incognito mode

i also browse in incognito mode
why would i want anyone to know what kind of porn i watch if my computer breaks down and needs repairs
what kind of degenerate would seriously out himself like this

>watching porn

fix it yourself dumbass

>have password on computer
>don't be a fuckhead and install viruses

What kind of person can't fix a computer problem themselves?
I can't think of a single problem with my tower that I couldn't fix myself with basic knowledge.
Even if you have a psu or something go you just replace that shit.

a few months ago my gpu went haywire and i couldnt do anything
the repairman is an acquaintance of my family and they talk with eachother often
i just dont want him to know what he doesnt need to know
how is that hard to understand?

Thats not that much for 2 years of browsing porn.
Why the fuck would you call a repairman to come in to fix a video card issue?
Take the card to him if its just the card.
If its drivers, just fix it yourself.

There's folders inside folders of porn.

because it doesnt fucking bother me i watch porn once in a blue moon
why are you mongs so fucking triggered by me using incognito instead of discussing tf2

It's because a sin fearing man who tries to hid the fact that he watches porn is fun.

>fapping is a sin

r8 h8 appreci8

youtube.com/watch?v=URsBIb0hRmk

Backcountry and flakjack best cosmetics/10

standard middle of the road 5/10
not too overdone or overused, but standard and not particularly original

Pretty boring.

>not country crusher

i like his old music but he should should stay the fuck away from my hentai

rate my backstabber

The Ways of Yore wasn't bad, but it definitely shouldn't have been published under the Burzum name.

bootenkhamuns are a better boot in my hot opinion

I hate the laces. They're too white. Bootlaces don't stay that white for more than a week tops. Unless you bleach them every time you wash, I guess.

I just think the bootenkhamuns overall have more personality and stand out in a greater sense
brooklyn booties blend in too much and aren't really interesting in my steaming hot opinion
>muh realism

wasn't me, but yeah, I kinda like the sorta...blendy look? Was going for that vietnam aesthetic.

I was going to get that loadout when it first came out, but then I swapped the fortunate son for a mohawk. It was alright. I don't have any screenshots of the actual loadout anymore, though.

That's great art! I'm hoping to find someone who'll draw my scout with some sort of thousand-yard stare.

tfw renard doesn't draw for tf2g anymore

*gets sniped*

i could do it
here is some of my work

That'd be pretty legit if you would.

what's your scout

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