/eagg/ - East Asian Genocide General - Ganbare Goemon Edition

Pastebin for newcomers: pastebin.com/d4kmz03p
Musou Stars OST: pastebin.com/eB09X6D4
Recommended Reading: pastebin.com/eJ4kNhSE
What we know so far about DW9 (thanks to whoever posted this): pastebin.com/yyQCXi69
Cao Cao 2014: pastebin.com/UHcpuWM6

Bulletin;
-Dynasty Warriors 9 won't be at E3, Liao Hua is still not playable, but Cheng Pu is.
-DW9 will be open world. We may or may not get a lot of newcomers. Everyone from 8XL and Xun Yu from Empires will return.
-Warriors Orochi may or may not be phased out.
-Guan Yingpleb is second worst to Bao Shitstain.
-Berserk Musou is out.
-Fate Extella: The Umbral Star is out.
-Sanadamaru is out, named Spirit of Sanada and no Vita version.
-Toukiden II is out.
-Gracia, Ina, Mitsunari and Koshosho are fucking terrible.
-Musou Stars trademarked in Europe, called 'Warriors All-Stars'
-ROTK13pucc~ is out.
-Zhang He is the best, Wang Yuanji is a fishface.
-Reminder to remind people that we exist.
-Excluding Fire Emblem (But not really), feel free to discuss anything you think belongs to the general.
-Reminder that Japan has shit taste.

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gamecity.ne.jp/smusou/vote/
my.mixtape.moe/dgfwda.webm
twitter.com/AnonBabble

Zhang Fei? More like Zhang Gei

amirite?

Last thread here: Being Musashi is suffering.

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what do we have against peaches now? They're only the most delicious fruit.

>tfw no pucc 2

what the fuck is that

>tfw want to create more events but the editor won't let me due to shit tons of limitations
Suffering

I've never been in love with actual peaches but damn if a lot of peach flavored stuff isn't top tier.

>peaches
>not mangos

benevolence

Peaches and mangoes are god-tier.
It's papaya that's shit-tier.

>-Guan Yingpleb is second worst to Bao Shitstain.
>-Gracia, Ina, Mitsunari and Koshosho are fucking terrible.
>-Zhang He is the best, Wang Yuanji is a fishface.
Really shit taste, OP.

Quiet you.

All this talk of fruit is making me hungry!
Alas, I have none, how about some MEAT?

w... what kind of m-meat...

no

N-no thanks.

i would partake....

Can't fruits and meats just get along?

>Fruitfags
>Meatfags
Vegetable master race.

Wei = Fruits
Wu = Meats
Shu = Vegetables

how can we be so careless...

>Zhang He is the best, Wang Yuanji is a fishface
It's about time someone acknowledged who is truly best.

No, Shu has too many degenerates and shitheads, they're the meats and Wei should be the vegetables.

I'm sorry Arch Lich I didn't mean it. Your Skyrim episode was fine, I know you're probably bored out of your skull with DW and the Three Kingdoms tv show.

Um...context please?

>Shu

>Born too late to fight for the Han
What can I do?

Pray that you won't die too soon to fight for the Han in DW9

Restore the Han, obviously.

Start the fight anew.

Well I'm off to China then. Goodbye friends.

what if Hayakawa remembers the good ol days after 9/11

Don't forget to bring a coffin!

RESTORE THE HAN

What would happen if the Han is restored?

Peace and prosperity would reign over the land.

A lot of handrubbing at Koei.

A lot of drinking and love-making will occur.

What other characters do Japan hate?

They hate Xu Chu, Pang Tong, pretty much anyone who isn't the pretty-boy fujobait. I'm amazed Gary Yu was so low on that poll.

>Hating Pang Tong
How is it even possible to have taste that shit?

Any good RoTK card games?

gamecity.ne.jp/smusou/vote/
1.Guo Jia
2.Zhao Yun
3.Lu Xun
4.Xu Shu
5.Cao Pi
6.Guan Yinping
7.Xiahou Dun
8.Lu Lingqi
9.Wang Yuanji
10.Zhong Hui
11.Jia Chong
12.Ma Chao
13.Fa Zheng
14.Daqiao
15.Cao Cao
16.Xun Yu
17.Zhang Liao
18.Wang Yi
19.Cai Wenji
20.Zhuge Liang
21.Xiahou Yuan
22.Yu Jin
23.Sima Yi
24.Jiang Wei
25.Ling Tong
26.Ma Dai
27.Huang Gai
28.Diaochan
29.Chen Gong
30.Zhou Yu
31.Xiahou Ba
32.Yue Jin
33.Lü Bu
34.Zheji
35.Xingcai
36.Zhang Fei
37.Wen Yang
38.Zhang Bao
39.Jia Xu
40.Sun Shangxiang
41.Sima Zhao

42.Gan Ning
43.Liu Bei
44.Sun Ce
45.Lü Meng
46.Sima Shi
47.Zhu Ran
48.Lianshi
49.Guan Ping
50.Zhang He
51.Guan Yu
52.Guan Xing
53.Zhou Tai
54.Liu Shan
55.Xiaoqiao
56.Li Dian
57.Lu Su
58.Zhuge Dan
59.Zhang Chunhua
60.Bao Sanniang
61.Pang Tong
62.Yueying
63.Yuan Shao
64.Pang De
65.Xu Huang
66.Sun Quan
67.Sun Jian
68.Deng Ai
69.Guo Huai
70.Guan Suo
71.Zhurong
72.Wei Yan
73.Dian Wei
74.Han Dang
75.Cao Ren
76.Dong Zhuo
77.Huang Zhong
78.Taishi Ci
79.Ding Feng
80.Zuo Ci
81.Xu Chu
82.Meng Huo
83.Zhang Jiao

That poll was probably composed of fujos and waifufags. I doubt actual Three Kingdoms fags would vote for the top ten.

To be fair, while Pang Tong's personality is based regardless, it's his English VA that really drives it home.

Is Xiahou Dun considered pretty-boy fujo bait? I was surprised to learn he was 2nd in popularity polls behind Yuanji back in DW7.

it's because he can be seen as gay for Cao Cao, isn't it?

Xiahou Dun is easily one of the most recognizable veterans in the franchise on nearly the same footing as Zhao Yun so it doesn't really have to be a fujo thing. Though maybe the anime haircut he's been sporting in newer games helps a bit.

Honestly if you look past the top 10 filled with pretty boys and waifus the taste isn't that bad. I'm just not sure how the fuck Zhuge 'dying was part of my plan' Liang got up that relatively high. It doesn't have anything to do with how the story wanks him because it does the same to Guan Yu and he's middling to low.

But hey, I at least take solace in the fact Japan fucking hates Guan Suo as much as everyone else does.

>Metrosexual hair
>Gay for Cao Cao
>Sexual tension with Guan Yu

Kongmeme has pretty smooth voice though, maybe fujos have a thing for that.

water margin musou when? they can recycle guan yu as guan cheng.. Only 107 to go

>Talking shit about based papaya
Eat a dick son, pears are ones that are trash tier.

Where the hell is the new Gundam musou? Did Reborn sell like shit or something? I need my fucking gay robots

>pears
>trash

>Zhang Jiao at the bottom
>Zhang He, Pang Tong and Dian Wei that low
What the fuck? How is it possible to have that much shit taste.

Maybe the Fire Emblem musou is delaying the development on that, who knows?

>Implying
It's already restore, user.

>I'm amazed Gary Yu was so low on that poll.
Nu-Nips never interest in old man, they only interest in Fucbois and Waifus.

>Xiahua Dun
Boss Dun is a rare case, user.

>Prince Stone Cold sit at rank5, Boss Dun at 7
Based.

>DW9 comes out
>Nobody talks about it, would still rather meme about spitting blood and other shit

Also, Ina-chin is wonderful. How dare you, OP?

>Ina
>fucking terrible
Wow, check out the shit taste on OP

We was pretty active when Cheng Pu and the first batch of info came in though. 1 week of nothing new and our morale got plummeted to the ground.

There will be more info at E3, r-right?

Reportedly BlackKite said that there was no KT booth at E3.

>Koei
>E3
Nope, they only care about TGS for DW series at least. Anyways, I think we might get new info this week.

I just played some Spirit of Sanada, and am I right to assume that DW9 will be very similar except in the open world?
>side missions to make battles easier with stratagems
>gathering resources for weapon improvements between the missions
>follows history with (I assume for now) no what-if scenarios
The really different things in DW9 that we know so far are character story campaigns and contextual moveset, but the main premise of SoS is that it's a Sanada family campaign so they couldn't do the former.

It really does look like SoS was an experimence and DW9 will be the real thing expanding on what they learnt with SoS. If it's really so, then I'm all for it since I like what SoS brings to the franchise, aside from the resouce gathering.

fuck off nobuyuki

I was thinking the same thing. Sanada game was an opportunity for them to test the features they wanted to implement in DW9

Fuck the relationship bar thing though, who even enjoys that.
Hey here's 10 Loaches now come explore the mountain with me so I can get more worms to catch loaches.

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>14.Daqiao
>55.Xiaoqiao

It isn't fair.

I agree
it's not fair that they're anywhere but dead last

>225
>Liu Bei relaunched his campaign into Wu and succeeded
>Liu Bei's health returned soon after Yiling
>some say it was due to Guan Yu and Zhou Cang's bodies being delivered to Baidi Castle
>their precise burial places are unknown

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At least there wouldn't be as many historical vs fictional arguments

Does anyone have a comprehensive english objectives list for swc3?

>Relationship bar
Ew.

How did he lose?

Yi had Dueling9

Anyone have a picture of cao cao from rotk 2010 yelling how can I do great things with stupid people?

Gif or straight up picture is fine, I need it to meme on people.

I'd give you a high quality version but I'm at work

I downloaded sanadamaru but it keeps crashing my driver

Update them?

eagg survive 85 posts why can't 85 more

Go to bed Zhang Fei.

Go to bed Zhang Fei.

Go to bed Zhang Fei.

my.mixtape.moe/dgfwda.webm

>Same time post
Whoa.

What's happening there?

Well now.

He's dreaming of an /eagg/ thread

what the fuck

>Fengxian killed in ROTK2010
>Gongtai stabbed in the back shortly afterward

So /eagg/ IS a hive-mind...

My land.

Would you a Zilong gf?