/owg/ - Overwatch General

The call that saved /owg/

THE ANNIVERSARY EVENT ENDS ON JUNE 12

>Anniversary event page and item tracker
playoverwatch.com/en-us/events/anniversary/
js41637.github.io/Overwatch-Item-Tracker/#/events/ANNIVERSARY_2017

>New Assault Map: Horizon Lunar Colony
Dev diary: youtube.com/watch?v=PY3gN7v8Ehg
Map Preview: youtube.com/watch?v=91nfDfnGCB0

>Latest PC patch notes
PTR: playoverwatch.com/en-us/blog/20812212
Live: playoverwatch.com/en-us/game/patch-notes/pc/

>Overwatch Dev Tracker
overstalk.io/

>Hero tips, tricks, and basics
pastebin.com/Qf2AKa8R

>Source/Quake mouse sensitivity converter
jscalc.io/calc/djyxBymfcWCIgD4f

>Personal Stats / Leaderboards
overbuff.com/
masteroverwatch.com

>eSports Info and Contenders League
over.gg/
gosugamers.net/overwatch
overwatchcontenders.com/


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Should i like Sentai? I liked the green power ranger once

I love Genji.

Give me a quick rundown on Jeff Kaplanoff

Pharah is the best hero, and the most fun

The other heroes are literally just ground plebs, little playthings in the way of the glorious valkyrie angel that rains fire on the simpletons

The game isn't as fun and you're way more limited with any other hero

Here comes T.Racer!

Swimsuit and bikini skins are coming.

Who here stuck in plat meme prison again?

Pharah sounds a bit special.

AT SKIN FOR WINSTON ON THE 6TH OR FUCKING RIOT

Quick rundown on him:
Rothschilds bow to Kaplan,
in contact with aliens,
rumoured to possess psychic abilities,
controls /owg/ with an iron fist,
owns castles and lootbox vaults all over the world,
direct descendant of the ancient royal blood line,
will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Overwatchgrad will be be the first city),
own basically every DNA editing research facility on Earth,
first designer babies will be Kaplan Babies,
said to have 200+ IQ

is he right, /owg/?

clips.twitch tv/MoistFunnyYogurtUncleNox

i've won like 6 games in a row and i'm 1 or 2 wins away from diamond, but i don't wanna play because i bet i get shafted with a ragey teammate that throws for 10 games in a row or something

>tfw unlocked 76, Genji, Tracer, Pharah, and Dva's event legendaries just from playing the game normally

Did they change the loot algorithm or am I just lucky as hell? I was planning on getting MAYBE 1 by saving up and buying it with coins, but there really aren't any more that I want that much. Might buy Symmetra's, but I feel like I'd regret it next event.

I love Pharah!

Its ironic where this concept came from was Nazi gorillas on the moon.

kappapride

We need more Jeff memes

>ez diamond literally every season except last one and this one
>stuck in plat hell with no signs of escape

God, I just wanna get back to 3k so I can fill without having to worry about my team not being able to do their jobs right.

Lucky as hell. all I've been getting are blues and greys.

Same

>Hog hooking people into oneshots is bad
Okay, I can see where Blizzard is coming from

>Hanzo oneshotting full hp tanks every 10 seconds by aiming in the direction of their feet is fine
Uhuh

Lucky

Well, how many boxes is that? I've opened 25, and only gotten one event legendary.

>tfw I love playing as D.Va so much
I've spent so many hours on this bitch and she's still so much fun to play. I don't know what to do anymore. I just get so happy after the end of a match with her. This can't be healthy. Please... please help me.

>teammate picks sombra
>expects me to carry him
lol no i'm picking hanzo nigger faggots

Its just some simple geomatry, user

Just kill yourself already.

Lmao idk what kind of games you've had on Diamond before but low diamond is no different from mid-high plat

48.

Calm down Mercy, we know

As long as you abuse the wallhax arrows we fine

Mid diamond is when I could start relying on my team without worrying.

>teammate picks hanzo
>expects me to carry him
lol no i'm picking sombra nigger faggots

I just started playing for the first time. What do I need to know about playing Mercy?

>fit pharah that doesn't make her look like a hulking she-beast

Nice

>having mains in a game balanced around counter-picking

>Pick hero
>Enemy counter picks
>I counter pick their hero
>They switch to counter my hero
>I switch to counter them
>This keeps happening
>Match over with no kills and nothing happening as we just keep counter picking never committing to anything unless we have the upper hand

10/10 game design Overtards.

i wanna date her

Shes the best support and you need to embrace that you're above the plebs

When has she ever been drawn like that?

This literally never happens.

>ayy i found happiness
>this cant be real

be happy with it faggot

You're confusing Mercy for Ana.

I already knew I was above the plebs. I have been all my life . Who do the plebs play though?

>dating a slut
At most she's a one night stand. Not even worth friends with benefits.

Indeed

Take advantage of your mobility. She cant put out the disruption or damage the other healers can, but she has almost unparalleled mobility, especially with an airborne hero like Pharah.

It happens.

really seems like a common occurrence

REMINDER THAT GENJI LOVES TO LICK MCCREES DIRTY BUNGHOLE CLEAN

She's a super smart computer-obsessed hacker. Do you really think she's ever even fugged?

I just figured out the shift thing that makes her "snap" to her healing target like 10 minutes ago. Is that basically the gist of it?

you don't need to know anything. mercy is literally the easiest hero in the game, you'll be in GM in a week.

You have virgin eyes that haven't been stained by tumblr.

Keep it that way.

fetish or insult ?

you have to go back

Yeah she seems pretty easy. What's GM though?

Nerf Hog on the live servers already.

>Can run the game at 120FPS
>Still FPS drops and stutters

WOW I think I'm voting Bernie Sanders or Kanye West the 2020 election

Grand Master ranking.

I was alive for 1½ rounds with Dva, got 38 kill streak and I lost the game.

>Silver last season
>Season 5 starts
>Win 7/10 placement matches
>Now bronze

ayy lmao fuck this shitty meme game

oh shit, my straight fapfics are gonna sink

It's uncommon but tumblr does go full regard with their art sometimes.

Or Mercy will be ultra feminine and Pharah full dyke mode. ie mercy has a nice gown and pharah is in a suit

Best art will either have both really feminine or with pharah a bit fit but still womanly. This one is kinda pushing it, but I still like it

>Outsmart and outplay my enemy by positioning myself better
>Outaim him
>He goes around the corner to get healed
>This keeps happening
>Match over with no kills and nothing happening as we just keep healing never committing to anything

Flawless

It's Cyborg Weeb and Swiss Healslut, user.

>actually picks a beaner hero
feel bad for you desu

>enemy team keeps getting healed
>go for healers
>tanks hook / delete damage
>get picked off

NOTHING TO FUICKING DO

IF I DONT GET HEALS

iF I DONT GET MORE DPS

IF I DONT GET TANKS

THEN I FucKING LOSE

STOP MAKING ME LOSE

STOP FORCING AN AUTO LOSS

fly and heal fly and heal

her fly has like a 2 second cooldown

always fly

the most annoying characters (flying mercy, dashing genji, matrix-ing dva, jumping winston etc.) are who decide games

Use your glide too. It's hard to hit something that's constantly snapping around to her teammates and using her glide in an erratic manner.

>you'll be in GM in a week
>as mercy

Was there ever hero stacking in competitive?

>it's another two people not in a group instalok widowmaker and hanzo on attack episode
Getting real tired of this rerun.

>enter comp match
>oasis
>someone instalocks symmetra

I guess it's all downhill from here.

GENJI LOVES TO LICK MCCREES DIRTY BUNGHOLE CLEAN

>attack kings row
>instalocking hanzo nicked "mohamed" stands on spawn roof shooting the entire game

>kinda pushing it
>kinda

you're funny

For lack of a better word, there's a knack to 1HKOing with Hanzo.

You have to place the scatter arrow just right to do it and he can't drop all tanks like that. It's also incredibly easy to fuck up. Most of the time it'll be a 2HKO.

Hanzo is also very fragile and typically easy to punish for fucking up.

Roadhog doesn't compare.

I just had a game where a Hanzo and a Widow partied together did exactly this on the same map and lost us the game. Both were Russians,

FETISH OR INSULT ?

>Place S4 at 3280
>End at 3k cause decay
>Place S5 at 3370
I thought you were forced to end lower?

>The easiest hero to kill is also really good at killing things

Really activates my almonds.

I don't know why, but I recently started playing again and there just seems to be a larger amount of games where it's "Hanzo and Widow on both teams". I've no idea why, Hanzo only got a small buff to his wall climbing didn't he? Or am I just forgetting that it was always like this?

H*ck yeah gimme the money
Ok.
I'll play around with it.
Dumb icecubeposter

reminder genji is straight, does mercy regularly and would never date you

aren't there tons of mercy one tricks in GM and above who streamers complain about?

How are you expected to protect your waifu if you aren't even GM?

nevermind, apparently she is really fucking good and even made one of the guys on the enemy team ragequit.

2nd is pretty shit but overall neither are even that bad.

Says the useless healslut who doesn't main the superior support

>Hanzo
>easiest hero to kill

You misspelled Junkrat. And it's funny how you cry for Hog to have his hook combo which requires three actions nerfed but then defend Hanzo doing 450 damage every 10 seconds with an ability that wasn't meant to be used that way.

reminder that that isn't canon and will never be

Im GM but m-my team sucks!!1

It almost feels like there's some sort of cut-out point, right where diamond begins. People with diamond (or higher) MMR don't seem to lose their standing, but people below them do.

I don't know why they made it like that, because it just means more people need to suffer elo hell again.

At least Mercy give better blowjobs than
Ana.

>be ana
>team dives
>it was genji, tracer, winston, junkrat and reinhardt
>be left alone in the back to face a tracer
yeh

best support

woo

Calling me a useless healslut is only going to encourage me.
b t f o

>You will never casually approach Genji just to suddenly grab and squeeze one of his asscheeks much to his surprise
I can't go on