Dota 2 General - /d2g/

stop posting anime you piece of shit and I'll tell you

outta my lane twerp!

No thank you, I'll just ask /r/dota instead

dumb kumiko poster

You are chilling on your offlane against a solo Luna when all of a sudden you realize her gone from the map. You're a bit nervous, while getting a couple more last hits, considering to go back to the safety of your tower, when someone whispers behind you: "I'm done being merciful" followed by the slow zzzzzrrrrrrrrrr of a zipper sliding. What hero are you playing?

The expression the girl is making is "Shouganai" which means "Can't be helped" and is usually used in a situation where the poster/person making the expression are forced to do something semi-willingly. Please change that filename from "anime Whatever Girl" to "anime Can't be helped Girl".
Thank you.

>2 second root
>every 3 seconds
gee idk you fucking weeb

Describe your penis with a dota response.
hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/a/ab/Tink_first_03.mp3

2017 and no witch hero
what are valve doing with their bajillion of dollaridoos from goypedium

>2017
>still no swimsuit arcanas

No wonder LoL is doing so much better than Dota.

why don't you force me to do it

animefags wanting to ruin dota.. fuck off fat cucks!!

But what if I prefer getting an orb of venom and constantly hitting the enemy instead of waiting for the fade time?

Fuck you, you fucking cock snorting faggotloving lala homo piece of shit

>No wonder LoL is doing so much better than Dota.
yeah like when they tentatively made a crowdfunded prizepool and barely got 2M

hiring viewbots and making up player numbers doesn't make your game "do better"

I'd give valve my life savings for a micro bikini luna set

adelaide?

>being this butthurt
it must be hard taking valve cock everyday while playing the inferior moba

is dota an anime?

>no facts or arguments to counter reply
yeah I can see who's butthurt

When do the GOOD teams play?

both og and vp play later today, literally 100% of good teams playing today

There needs to be some global item with an effect that scales up depending on how many compendiums you have bought. A unified e-peen meter if you will. You can't show off how much of a good goy you are with just a single cosmetic item or set after all. What if the hero you play the most doesn't have any immortals?

>OG
>can't even beat Faceless
Yeah let me know when the real GOOD teams are playing

List heroes you almost forgot even had aghs upgrades

>Riki
>Slark

funny since Liquid lost to Faceless recently at DAC :^)

tönt

ho ho ha ha

Then you'll always be 2k I guess??

>38 posts
>12 with anime reactions

a third of our co-posters are stupid weebs

there is truly nothing better than opening a /d2g/ thread and seeing anime posters hurt each others feelings while trying to act subversive

...

How do i escape from 1k in SEA server?

What's meta nightstalker build right now

i bet you're like 5'5" irl and wish you were a girl

thats kind of cute

But I'm 4k

5'10 but yeah

4k EU is 2K NA

one more inch and you could've been a lanklet

5'10 with wide shoulders
fucking gross haha

I want to play dota with adelaide

ded game

Does anybody want to trade a Crystal Maiden Arcana for a Shadow Fiend Arcana? I love playing Crystal Maiden, and I'm bad at SF.

>I post anime because I'm empty inside.

Have we decided on a Final Prize Pool Prediction yet?

>Luna
>With a bikini
o-oh my

wtf you will never
not a game shitter like you

Yeah you should learn English before playing video-games.

For carrying shitters like you

>q up for some ranked dotes
>they go typical 4 carry line up, gyro razor jugg void and a kotl
>game goes for 90 mins
>we had mega creeps at like 50 mins
>could never siege base because of their 4 manta heroes and all their bashes or their teamfighting lineup
>techies was always there to save us when they counterpushed
>literally 90 MINUTES

butthole was blasted, i doubled down

>he plays dota the two in the year 2017

really fires up the old pussy fart machine.

allah was with you

If I squeeze her buttcheeks, what will come out of it?

>doesnt even post the one that night with the best expression
nys

moon juice

should i spend $20 on the monkey king arcana or on random fast food

arcana
cuz u can buy fast food everyday u like

>no matumba next year cause of mandatory army service
I WALK A LONELY ROAD
THE ONLY ROAD I EVER KNOWN
DONT KNOW WHERE IT GOES
BUT ITS HOME TO ME AND I WALK ALONE

a nice delicious steamy log

Yo how the fuck do you play this fucking caster Ember Spirit? I used to really enjoy the BF/crit nonsense but I can't get this veil/maelstrom/whatever version to work at all

thoughts?

>be meepo
>hit le blink tab poof
>WOAH WHAT A MICRO GODDD WOAHHh!@!!!

Who /windowed mode masterrace/ here?

better than annee?

BRUUUHAHA

THE BEAST OF ALL WORLDS

hard to run with a broken spine!

>epicenter starts at 6 pm

Finally a tournament not in fat americunt or chink timezones

ENDURANCE RUN

>Epic enter has good casters
Feels good after the shitfest that was Maut/Annee at Zotac.

define "good casters"

Anyone that's not Maut or Anneedroid. LD is bad too but not as bad.

>ixmike highest viewers on dota 2 twitch right now

Our boy made it

And it's high in protein and carbs

>have all the weather items and terrains
>most of the time play on default/default
why is the dota map so comfy /b/ros

>all the matter your body didn't want
>good

for some reason I'm not surprised to see this logic coming from Veeky Forums

Did you win your battle cup?

Who's top tier waifu venge lc or cm

>tfw no friends to play battlecup with

I never lose cutie

Went out and popped bottles with the boys instead

what a difference an avatar makes

Why did you post that picture along with your question user?

Does it come with the PSSSSHH sound?

Me on the right

>drow wants to be cute
>legion wants her mighty armor instead
>crystal maiden just stays silent and opens her mouth like a cocksucker :o waiting to get grabbed by the ears and skullfucked

user the people in those picture are men.
Neither drow, lc or cm are men.

i swear i played with you and made you feel this way. sorry but you can not stop meepo the magician

LC easily

define "men"
cause all i see is some qt girls

No, they are drawings which means they are not real and I can choose to imagine them as having extremely tight pussies. The same way I can imagine QoP having a massive horsecock.