/wtc/ - Witcher, Cyberpunk, Forced Memes -(/krw/, /cpg/, /fm/)

Roche is a turncoat and a whoreson

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>"When you placed my hairbrush on my grave, I remembered how Olgierd would sit on the bd and watch me brush my hair in silence."
>"Iris, what a mess we made of it all."
Is there a sadder tale in all of Witcher-dom?

What kind of build did you guys go for your Death March playthroughs?

Did you focus more on combat, signs, or alchemy?

t. Djikstra

Anarietta and Yen have a bitch off and then a tongue fight

Who wins?

Iorveth: a regular son of a whore!

The postplan I just filed with the agency includes me, mancrushposters, contrarianposters, but only one of you! First waifufag to justify his existence gets to stay on my tread.

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>Who wins?

my dick

Yennyfer

I reckon he killed the witchers, but not in a fair fight, as you say, he's clearly not in their league, Geralt would have utterly rekt him if he'd caught up with him before Ciri finished him.

But he's a bounty hunter, a lot of that involves tracking and ambush, and even witchers find dodging or deflecting arrows difficult, and a lot of them travel alone. Realistically all you'd need to do is follow them, wait for them to set up camp and then murder them in their sleep.

Obviously, being 'the guy who can kill witchers' would be a good advertisement in his job, so there'd be a reason for him to do it. So not so much a fake, as exaggerating or implying he did more than he actually did.

wat armor dat?

Do witchers sleep?

C U T E

Pretty sure they do, Geralt is having a dream and wakes up right at the beginning of The Witcher 3.

>mod to make her fat and give her udders

Why do people mess with perfection?

Skyrim sex modders pls leave

It's a good point, but at no point during any of the games do you sleep. You can literally stay awake an indeterminate amount of time, and instead of sleeping you meditate.

delete this disgusting filth

It's /wtc/ culture

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I think that's probably more of a gameplay function. Geralt getting sleepy and having to bed down for the night wouldn't really add much fun to the game.

It's been a while since I read the books, but I'm sure I remember various occassions where he bedded down and slept in camps with various other people. I certainly don't remember it being specifically mentioned he doesn't need sleep.

RADOVID SUCKS FLACCID COCK

Triss is so beautiful in this dress...

I love Leo Bonhart. The way he treats Ciri gives be the best erection.

Literally one of the few times a book has made me angry. Leave daughteru alone ;__;

I want to put a collar on Ciri and publicly humiliate her

Wasn't sexual enough. Bonhart is a faggot.

He was eager to rape her after him and Vilgefortz caught her.

When he forced her to take off her clothes in that tavern, I expected some sexual molestation at least.

who is his witcherfu?

rosa var attre, ves and cerys

That'd just be a reward for horny lass like her

>game characters

>find porn of Triss fucking Ciri with a strap on
>makes me angry but extremely hard

There's something about your exgf stealing your daughteru. It's such a vague sense of purposelessness. Like there's no place for me.

kys degenerate

do witch hunters rape sorceresses in prison? there is a 100% chance they do if you ask me

Of course they do, Bonhart almost raped Yennefer in prison

sile and keira got it hard then

I want to see Bonhart try his much-vaunted witcher killing skillz on the Butcher of Blaviken rather than a 16 year old girl.

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How does it feel to ejaculate inside Ciri?

No one ever found out

The only guy who ever had the chance couldn't keep it up long enough to find out because of how physically revolting she is.

It's like heaven

(you)

Auberon, perhaps. But I think Hotsporn's case had more to do with the crossbow bolt in his back.

>no abs

dropped

But he was the most gangsta nigger there was and still only got to "almost". Maybe sorceresses spread a rumor that they can shut their pussies at will with 1000 lb of pressure.

Living in Toussaint with your fatherboyfriend does that.

>wanting to fuck some hunchbacked hag who's using illusions to make herself look attractive

he's too smart for that

Nah, she'd keep up her training regime.

They don't use illusions, they use elixirs

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>little kid: "is it true witchers kill kings?"
>"yup"
>kid takes out a badge
>"Temerian secret police, you're under arrest!"
>Roche bursts in with a squad of lilies
>"I fucking knew it.."

a hag is a hag.

>swimming in underwear
>dat blocky trissbutt

They all have blocky butts under certain angles. CDPR failed with their butt physics.

are there any mods for this?

>boobs sway under solid plate armor
>just butt physics

No, which is bizarre. People have created new meshes to give female characters massive cow udders but no high poly meshes.

For what? Making them come and shake their asses in your bedroom? Not really, but you can use Storyboard UI for posing and shit. Or fixing angled butts? No help there, but it doesn't look bad in motion.

Magic tits

Mere steel cannot contain the jiggle

>doesn't look bad in motion.

You're right, but deep down, you still know the blockyness is there waiting

>They all have blocky butts

very fake news

Is there any way I can tell delores that her brother wanted to fuck her?

I said under certain angles. It's most noticeable when they are bending over. Standing up, they all look fine. Besides, you can see the blocky points even in your pic. Also, Yen has the smallest ass next to Ciri.

fair enough

>Also, Yen has the smallest ass next to Ciri

That's because they both have tight little slut bodies

I think they all have the same ass. I doubt cdpr spent much time on body types

They didn't, there are 3 body types
>Fat as fuck(most skellige women/peasants)
>Triss (Obviously Triss, and some of the better looking peasants)
>Slender(Yen, Ciri, Anarietta, all of the best girls)

There are 4 different body types from what I've seen(they all share the same skin texture though) ranging from skinny to a bit less skinny. Yen has smaller tits and ass compared to Triss and Keira is somewhere in the middle. Ciri has a unique body model, but it's closest to Yen body wise. The variations between body types aren't drastic though.

Like mother, like daughter. I still prefer a slightly juicier Triss' body.

>TW1
>don't even say my name if you won't fuck me, faggot
>TW2
>I'll follow you whenever you go Geralt-sama
What did CDPR mean by this?

:3

fool, haven't you learned by now that BWC(Big Witcher Cock) is irresistible?

oh Triss
Your Geralt looks a bit metrosexual

Kek, never saw that. I could never not choose Triss in TW1. Shani gets very salty too if you choose Triss. Imagine if Triss and Yen reacted like that in TW3.

But other then inconsistencies between games, you can say Triss stopped getting mad once Geralt whipped his dick out.

What armor is that?

Mag Deira Cuirass

Also known as Fat man armor, next to Griffin armor set, but I quite like it, it's one of the few early pieces of armor that's aesthetically nice, and not a disgusting dirty piece of ripped and slashed shit

The plot of that game is so weird
>buy rights to make Witcher video game
>get rid of the love interest and the deutertagonist
>turn a minor character (about as involved as Yarpin) into the love interest after changing her hair and eyes
>make her personality a clone of the former love interest's
>throw in a kid with the exact same powers that the deutertagonist had
>start building the same relationship the protagonist had with the deutertagonist too
>try to form the same kind of family unit with the new love interest

It's like it's based on a Trissfag's fanfic and slightly changed so nobody can say it's plagiarism.

Triss is trying to be Yennefer but she's bad at it so she gives up after luring him into bed between 1 and 2.

that back hair tho. needs to get that waxed.

Whatever their reasoning was, I'm glad they did it. It led to the three awesome games with the Trissfu I love.

They wanted to rub their nuts in Sapkowski's

I decided to go with Shani this time because I thought it would be good to give Geralt a reason to care about her in HoS, but it feels really weird playing TW1 without picking Triss. She still does all the plot-important things like teleporting Geralt to the lakeside, dealing with the salamandra conspiracy and giving Alvin the necklace, while Shani just sits at home with Alvin and talks about settling down.
Alvin is such an annoying faggot that it feels more like satire than a serious story. I like the plot twist with him being the grandmaster, and some of the side content is pretty good (heat of the day quest, lifting Vincent's curse), but all the allusions to the books (the wild hunt randomly appearing and acting spooky, Trissifer, Zoltan Zigrin, having the option to fuck Adda, Toruviel and Regis' gf, and so on) do feel like a bad fanfic.

I think they were nervous of being too close to the books and drawing direct comparisons, but in later games they realised everyone liked the game's story more than the books anyway.

>Regis' gf
>probably had sex with Regis' daughters
>can't tell him

And Geralt even tells the gwent tourney girl about that quest

I don't think they did. He sold them the rights for cheap and gave them free reign to do whatever they want with the story. He was even consulted about having Geralt return with amnesia and he said ok. They would have no reason to hate on him. Maybe someone from the early days of CDPR is a huge Trissfag or maybe they wanted to separate themselves and do their own thing, but borrowing so many book plots seems strange in that case. As someone who likes Triss a lot, I'd really love to know why they did it.

>they realised everyone liked the game's story more than the books anyway.
Then why did they make 3? Which is somehow more fanfic-y

>she's bad at it
>becomes a mega bitch if you don't pick her
>constantly keeps Geralt under her thumb
>lies and manipulates better than Philippa
She's actually like Yen on crack