/pg/ - Persona General

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Futaba a Cute-aba

Geez, I got it just in time...
Good shit, Kawabro.

>Makoto x Joker
>Anne x Ryuji
>Futaba x Yusuke
>Haru x Goro

Daily reminder that this is the optimal pairing in P5

Darn, by 3 seconds.
Hope you've had a good day so far Kawawriter!

Do not knock up your homeroom teacher.
Thank you.

i am gay goro

Sure, why not?

>You'll never see a pregnant Kawakami try to squeeze into her maid outfit.

Sounds like a challenge!

Would Sojiro get as mad for Yusuke trying to pick up Futuba as when it was Joker?

She's a-door-able! Post Door-tan!

Joker does that after she's no longer his homeroom teacher!

Please don't do this to her, that would be incredibly uncomfortable.

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>Joker does that after she's no longer his homeroom teacher!
I don't trust him. He seems shifty.

I can't tell whether this is real goddamn dedication or just desperation.
Either way, impressive.

Makoto is the best and cutest girl in the series.

The logic is awful because Yusuke and Hifumi were made for each other. Futaba just wants to bully Yusuke for being mean to her.

Is this Ayattuji?

I am now making it my headcannon that the reason the team keeps complimenting Makoto for even the simplest observations is because they're mocking her.

Joker's a good guy. Tells Kawakami that she should love herself, loves her just the way she is, and is willing to listen to Kawakami who wants to do things right and is willing to wait for him.
Then he goes back to Tokyo after finishing High School, gets his own place and moves in with Kawakami, just how she wanted.
Then the two of them go back to Hawaii for their honeymoon and tell the Garlic Shrimp guy that they're married.

Pretty much.
Mishima is her true partner in life.

>Mishima

Yeah, but everyone at school says he pulled a knife on a guy for looking at him funny

I want to bully Makotos face with my fist

Yup, Mishima.

>always had good relationships with my homeroom teachers in high school
>P5 is making me feel awkward about it
I'm not even a Sadayofag.

I love Haru!

Ssh he's right there he might beat you up!

>Mishima

Behead those who insult the Phantom Thieves!

Don't make a move, then.

Honestly since I'm turning her and Haru down and they so very clearly want my dick, I wish I could set them up with someone else.

like Morgana.

I'm saying I'm feeling awkward looking back on it.

Yup, Mishima.

Never bring a knife to a gunfight

Hiya due to popular demands Im going to show you guys how to dance to Linkin Park, in the end in my PJs! Please enjoy!!

>Mishima
The character was developed into a suicide by cop scenario on his third year of high school.

Stop sexualizing Futaba.

Futaba was developed into suicide too until we magically changed her heart :^)

SIS!!! How I put my two minute noodles in the microwave and now it's all gross and soggy!

HELP!!

Stop sexualizing Yusuke.

How could I not?

What'cha gonna do, black metal man?

Black metal Persona soundtrack when?
All we have for now is metal covers.

>No Persona body swap doujins
Which swaps would be the best?

Metal covers are cancer. Covers by non-professionals are cancer in general.

Ann and Morgana

Kanji and Naoto.
But it would be better if it was a sort of chain-swap. Each person gets someone different, not just a 1:1 change.

Do Mementos requests with job requirements count the days you work the job before Mishima sends you the request?

Futaba and Kanji; big lug with slavic squat and social anxiety/ smol NEET body sewing and telling fags to get bent

>Morgana gets freaked out and disgusted when he finds out first-hand how female bodies actually work.
>Ann has too much fun being a lazy cat (or a van) to really care.

Joker and Goro

She's an easy lover
And I'm just tryna make you see

Nope.

can we stop letting idiots make these threads?

Someone needs to draw or edit him to look like Sojiro already just for this posts

Then who would be left?

no, it's not like there's some sort of secret thread making club
you can't just will them to not make threads

What's triggered you about the OP?

Wow, futaba is big.

Isnt Nue one of the biggest Personas

Shit OP image, kill yourself faggot

Probably a Haru or Gorofag triggered by other's pairing.

Whoa...

Futaba will one day become a kaiju at will

>Kaiju are sad creatures
What did she mean by this? Like how they were created by man but had to be killed by them as well?

True.

When her metabolism gives out and she inflates like a balloon because she eats garbage and never exercises.

I also like how she tells him during the farewell conversation to graduate ASAP and get his own flat so she can come over to 'clean up'.

It's lonely being huge, with everyone being afraid of you because of how you can squish normal people like a bug.

I'd exercise with her if you know what I mean haha

Anne, what kind of girl does Ryuji like?

Which social links are unavailable in January and February of Persona 4 Golden?

Girls like me, duh!

>Haru and Morgana. She is secretly glad she can spend time with Joker as a cat while Morgana eats tons of high-quality sushi in Haru's body.
>Ryuji and Makoto: Makoto gets to see how shit is Ryuji is treated at class while he has some hilarious scenes at Sae's being suspicious at Makoto's sudden masculine behaviour.
>Ann and Goro: Goro becomes a femme fatale taking advantage of Ann's body while she freaks out at seeing his body like that.
>Joker and Futaba: Joker now is pretty smol and lacks a lot of strength while Futaba has to deal with school, Joker's jobs and his confidants

I'm guessing Hiero/Justice/Aeon/Jester. Party links should definitely be available, and there's nothing that I can think of stopping the others.

lmgtfy.com/?q=persona 4 january slinks

Phantom is from Sumaru City!

You have a more direct link??
I hate google.

Yeah, that's a real funny way of saying she'll basically be your wife.
Between her job, the Takases paying her back and Joker working part time they can move in together.
They'll be poor but happy, hopefully.

Can kougaon be passed to Arsene with strengthening in persona 5? Or am I wasting my time fighting RNG?

Futaba fainting at the sight of your package!

If Arsene has Curse-type inheritance, that would probably block him from inheriting Bless-type skills.

Arsene is curse-based, no? I don't think he can get bless or physical skills

Futaba needs to work out or else everyone at Shujin will make fun of her when people happens, and Joker won't be there to train her.

Making fun of out of shape NEETs!

You'd be better off just using a Kougaon or Makougaon skill card instead.

Turning Futaba into Gainsba!

>will make fun of her when people happens
>when people happens
What did they mean by this?

Whoa, that's the first time I've heard anyone actually say that in text... Cuck!

>Ryuji: "Man how'r we gonna get in this effin palace?"
>Makoto stands behind everyone twiddling her fidget spinner.
>Makoto: "Maybe if we, um, ask nice like they would, um, you know, let us in?"
>Phantom Thieves in unison: "Wow Queen, you're so smart!"
>Ann: "Good job Queen, what would we do without you?" she says patting Makotos head as she smiles.
>Makoto puts her hands on her hips proudly.: "I-I did it. I'm smart." she says as the group chuckles, whispering to each other.
>Ann: "She's so cute when she thinks she's being smart."
>Joker has a sensible chuckle as Makoto tips back and forth on her toes.
>Makoto: "Um, J-joker, can we be boyfriend and girlfriend?" she asks, staring at the ground, blushing and fiddling with her fingers.
>Ann laughs, elbowing Joker. "Come on Joker, whaddya say?" she asks.
>Joker smirks and nods. "Sure thing kiddo." he says ruffling her hair.
>Makoto spins around excitedly. "Yosh! I'm like a grown up now." she says as Ryuji steals a kiss from Joker behind her.

>lose 20 minutes progress in palace because enemies decide to gangbang joker exclusively and chain criticals on him

Is there any shower at LeBlanc?

Why would a coffeehouse have a shower?

Joker likely just uses the bathhouse.

>20 minutes
You shouldn't whine about a game over unless you're talking about hours.