Brevious Bread: >44 tonnes of hairy bears >34 tires splattered with hitchhiker viscera >Sign that lease and I'll tell your momall about what you did that time behind the bleachers with Stacy and Chad >CDL How Procure? Private school, community college, or simply download the knowledge directly to your brain like on The Matrix >Swift: Best sliding backwards down an icy uphill grade >The FMCSA has announced that they will no longer require drivers to stop at weigh scales even when directed to do so by scale personnel
>Truckerfag is the 1% of the trucking 1% >EF is shitposting anonymously, yet still posts photos of his truck, his cute nerd and himself >Pepsi met coffee gril 2.0's maman, cheval of Baron La Croix >Whiney is embroiled in a Hunger Games style physical test >Primely is to become trainer: The blind leading the blind >Oilfag can feel the winters chill approaching in his bones >Primefag unironically enjoys vegan pizza >Balam killed his truck and got put in a Ford as punishment >Bandit still alive, still posting links to dock photos >Truckdog is shitposting for 25 out of the 27 hours in an Australian day >Gundam got cornholed by the Fine European Luxury Car lifestyle >Its so hot down south that Doublesfags new tattoo is starting to peel off >If ZF keeps up all with that hot transmission talk, I don't know what will happen
Complete bullshit. They should've started and possibly finished their ventures into commercial vehicles with light duty chassis cabs.
Colton Bell
pick up trucks don't rustle investors jimmies user
Levi Johnson
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Liam Murphy
Investors usually are intelligent enough to differentiate between realistic ideas and idealistic lunacy, otherwise they won't be investors for long.
Landon Lee
user please, this is dot com buble 2.0 in the making, investors have all drunk the kool aid and are passing it around to the public.
David Davis
Richie Acosta is dead. Show respect
Connor Perez
Sleep tight Wheeler.
Henry Evans
Rip driver
Blake King
F
Isaac Parker
Legends never die
Cooper Martin
Sleep tight Trucker.
Austin Perez
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Jaxon Adams
I call dibs on the truck
Josiah Baker
Dead junkie is best junkie
Landon Kelly
He reached legendary status You'll die too one day But no one will remember
Logan Lopez
> Illegal truck impounded > Owner was a druggie And nothing of value was lost.
Charles Allen
Who in the world voluntarily jams himself into a three feet long sleeper like a poor yuro cucked by length laws when he has a choice not to?
Aiden Bell
maybe because your fat ass isn't capable of fitting in a small space?
Jace Lopez
I'm 5'9 and 160 lbs. Still I wouldn't wanna spend my nights in a box of like 90 cubic feet if I didn't have to. It must be absolutely claustrophobic especially if you don't even have a full width cockpit. The bigger the sleeper, the better, simply for creature comforts like being able to stand up, having room for luggage and having a fridge and a microwave so you don't have to get every single meal in a greasy paper bag.
Hunter Robinson
You'll be asleep most of the time you're in there, though. > Luggage > Microwave Shelves and cubbyholes. And eurotruckers don't spend weeks away from home like ameritruckers do. You stay out for your week, and then return to the depot and drive home. Especially in britain; distances are surprisingly small.
Also, some smacktard drove into the roller door again. Why are truckers so bad at remembering how tall their fucking vehicle is, and so bad at remembering that red light means stop?
Ian Myers
So legendary that hardly no-one knows him.
Kevin Robinson
Hopefully the other scumbag Ira will follow in his footsteps.
Jayden Gonzalez
A poser.
Kevin Perry
>being remebered as a junkie who died of overdose
What an acheivement.
Hudson Fisher
never heard of the guy until the poser posted that screen shot.
Chase Cooper
What's the general consensus among drivers as to when y'all will be replaced by robots?
Benjamin Lopez
Next Thursday.
>TFW we get bad directions and have to do a bunch of rainy back road driving in mud
B, bu, but muh cleanish truck!
Jeremiah Sanders
Already automated. We just get paid to babysit. Its an industry wide secret.
Caleb Baker
You dirty fucking grub.
Cooper Perez
Idk who that white guy is but if he's a friend of Ira.. F
Kevin Stewart
You aren't really a part of the the trucking community are you? Multiple truck magazine covers, his own truck show (east coast large cars) Multiple run ins with police, ect
You are just like those fags who get into rap and when Tupac comes on they don't know who it is. Kill yourself Done more than you ever will. And spoiler alert you'll be dead soon
Aiden Gray
36" Unibilt sleepers like that have a huge opening, so its actually not that bad.
Dispatchers, amirite? At least it wasn't bad enough to require chains.
I know you're grieving, but have you reconsidered my offer?
Whom is this Twopac of which you speak?
Ryan Ramirez
I must have missed the offer. You wanna buy an 18 speed?
Jeremiah Murphy
Look at this guy having a meltdown over here.
Camden Fisher
I am a good truck driver Do you like my truck? You are a girl
Gabriel Gutierrez
Girl Truck I like trucks
Lincoln Brooks
Meant for:
Camden Peterson
Anybody a trashfag?
Noah Sullivan
How has this thread gone on so long without a hooker kill count?
Joseph Howard
I am EF and will fuck You up .
David Kelly
S H I N Y A N D C H R O M E
Caleb Evans
You don't save any mpg's running grated flaps. Good fucking god.
Jose Wilson
They were free at a trade show and I needed a mudflap. The rest of my mudflaps are poly.
Andrew Cook
>transcraft eagle >Columbia
When are you going to get a 389 and reitenour? You're making all that money.
Caleb Davis
Go away, pseudo-scientist
Nathan Miller
Where's your trip tfag? I am a scientist.
Elijah Phillips
18 year old here. Can I drive straight trucks for money? I know no one's going to hire me for a 53' trailer before I'm 21, but what about straight trucks? I wanna make some money. Don't have a CDL btw.
Jace Brooks
Min wage hauling dirt
Evan Russell
As soon as loads pay better based on what you're driving. The driver that picked up the same load after me got the same rate with his 379EXD with lift axle and 48' reitnour tridem stepdeck.
No, I am a scientist.
Can't cross state lines with a CDL under 21 no matter what you're driving. Go haul corn to the crib in circles all day.
Jordan Ortiz
>Truckerfag is the 1% of the trucking 1% I still put on my conspicuity tape one foot at a time like everyone else.
Dylan Baker
So he is nobody. Gotcha.
Matthew Taylor
Nice cookie cutter truck.
Asher Evans
Who?
Levi Powell
25/hr hauling rocks and hotmix
Adam Butler
Do you really just stop your fucking rig and fuck up traffic wherever you can get the nicest glamour shot for your Snapchat, Instagram, xanga, Myspace, or whatever the fuck you kids are crying out for attention on these days?
Camden Hernandez
Good Morning/Afternoon/Evening Folks,
I finally got some decent sleep. My sleep schedule has been all over the place after losing my job. I think the booze helped, time for a fry up.
How very sad. Poor guy, sounds like he was troubled. Ride the superhighway in peace, bro.
Pro tip: we're all dead already
Trash trucks are pretty cool.
Fuckin' magnets, how do they work?
Anyway, I hope you're all well, and in good spirits. >adds another ton to the bear weight
Jackson Morales
Don't give the zetta-nigger attention. He feeds on your (You)s.
Carson Jenkins
You can always tell when he's trying to get a fuck. He starts randomly swearing and self-aggrandizing like a retarded nigger who thinks he's a rap star in an attempt to gather fresh (You)'s so he can lift his 3 inch pecker a little.
Noah Howard
*and made less net on the same load because of that 5mpg "look at how cool I am" bullshit.
Pic related is the truck I will get if I go O/O.
Jack Lewis
Or this one
Juan Garcia
Aerodynamics of the truck really don't matter at 11'4" wide, or open deck in general for that matter.
Aaron Clark
I can get this job as an 18 year old?
Isaac Peterson
It won't help you. Insurance under age 23 is stupid high.
Jordan Jenkins
Doubles are just as bad. Extra set of tandems on the ground + massive air gaps between truck and front trailer, and front/rear trailer. 7mpg at best on a truck that would see 8+ with a 53'
Logan Watson
You won't see 7mpg+ with a flat unless you're empty, the engine is running tip-top, or you've got over 700hp and drive like you've got 350hp.
Isaiah Gray
Why the fuck won't they let me cross state lines? I swear I'm a good boy.
Brody Smith
Because USA is retarded, good news is that you can go overseas and die in an oil war at 18, right?
Nolan Bell
Wut
Wyatt Cooper
While under constant daycare like supervision from ur CO
Camden Reed
Come away with me, Zennifer. Let's escape all this craziness and take a trip to the Riviera. Nice is lovely this time of year. We can walk along the golden sand, and drink French 75s at a bistro that overlooks the ocean.
Grayson Evans
Zoz. What did you use to take the old stuff off, a wire wheel?
William Davis
But do you eat ass
Dylan Peterson
>While under constant daycare like supervision from ur CO
pfft, idk what military you were in but the Navy is an adventure club for boys. did nothing but travel the world, fuck off, and drink for 5 years.
Owen Thompson
He eats the bull's cum outta his wife's pussy.
Liam Howard
But of course.
Ayden Clark
Did you engage in homosexual activity?
Cooper Ward
there were a couple of guys that had a crush on me and balls were indeed touching during that one 4-some in Japan.
Jonathan Bailey
Looks neat. Couldn't do a shape like that without making it a pain in the ass to work on, if that were powered by a Diesel engine. My greatest concern however is how do you slow/stop that thing on a hill? Electric motors ain't got an exhaust brake. >Legendary >Literally who Does not compute. Never the less, it's a real shame when somebody gets put down by drug abuse. >He thinks he can afford a Volvo or a Western Star You got $200k+ lying around? Muh Cascadia 10-spd did 7.5mpg all day with a medium weight load on a 48' skateboard during my short stint with Roehl. Hit 12 one day with a lot of empty moving.
>This morning >GPS says 8hrs55min to reach Orlando >Figure +1hr of traffic because everyone's going back to FL, maybe 2 if it's terrible >It's more than terrible >Rest areas are all full at the end of the day >Fuck it I'll park at the consignee, I'll only go over by 5 min >Goddamn broker eyeballed the road layout on google maps, got it wrong in three different ways, SOMEHOW >Directions say to go south on parkway, turn right on road (apparently this would be correct if you were traveling north instead of south) >Following the directions leads you to the wrong side of the parkway, to a FedEx facility >Had to bust a U-turn that has a 99% chance of being a violation of some law >Went over 11hr clock by 30min iMad. Good night folks.
Aaron Parker
>stop using diesel.
Brayden Smith
>Being this thirsty to suck Zeus' dick
lol, robuts an lectric cars r gay
Aaron Hall
>200k >implying I haven't priced these trucks
Please tell me you're fucking with me. Even with financing costs you're not paying 200k unless you're getting raped.
That vnl760 starts at 125k, 20k more for the star car. Add 10k if you like for options and the bullbar on the volvo, and with interest on the loan you're at ~170k, you MIGHT get to 200 on the star car at the end of a 5 yr loan. But 200k+ is BS
Elijah Butler
CNG is the future. Diesel emissions are too dirty.
Juan Torres
Federal laws. Only big boys can participate in interstate commerce.
Wire cup. Paint stripper only got through about 3 sections before it was toast. This cup is too mushroomed out to do the other side, so I'll have to get another. Carbon scraper and a torch really helped things move along, but that 17 year old adhesive is a pain in the dick.
Just slap an intarder on that bitch. On top of regenerative braking it can come to a stop without the service brakes. youtu.be/EKa97RYxE_Q
Top kek, swift runs these now in Cali, they spend more time in the shop than the prostars.
Jacob Howard
We always used a heat gun and a paint scraper, but then again the striping wasn't old enough to watch a scary, violent movie in the theater.
Jonathan Morales
That's a weird looking Peterbilt 579 you got yourself there m8
Justin Baker
It's not mine. I'm a truck enthusiast, not a driver. I post Aussie trucks I have been in.
I'll never be able to drive trucks, but I met a few good blokes on the internet back in the day who took me to see the sights of this beautiful country. I adapted to driver humour. Those were some pretty good times in my life. I miss the company of truckers so I lurk here.
Asher Bailey
Yea mine was $127k, with interest it will be a little under $160k, plus my trailer for $10k. I don't have any fancy doodads on it though, need to at least get the bunk heater and maybe the deer guard before winter
Wyatt Hernandez
Its a KW T610
Joseph Hernandez
KW's have always been my personal favourite.
Colton Williams
If someone offered that to me to drive, I would. I'm curious how it handles and hauls.
Hudson Lopez
Someday I'll be in these threads a lot too.
Isaac Watson
You should join in, or are you too busy at the moment to post?
Jonathan White
I refuse to actively participate in these threads until I get my license, I don't wanna be a poser. But I do ask questions from time to time and the Gundam dude has been very helpful with answers, and others.