/owg/ - Overwatch General

I want to kiss Mei!

Woo! Went for one last lootbox before the event ends and i got the one fucking legendary i actually wanted. That makes 6 from this event and enough moni to buy most of the emotes i wanted.

Bikini and swimsuits incoming.

disgusting pig

oink oink piggy

>friend is plat so I don't play with him
>have a mic but never use it
still grinded to gm the two previous seasons

The event ends on the 12th mate.

What heroes did you play?

No, she isnt! stop it, user!!

>mfw friend thinks he's superior to PC players because "it's easier to aim with a mouse"

she probably tastes like cold cake icing

>mei's flabby fats on a blue and white striped two piece

Read this

And work/school starts on monday

...

for

>ywn wake up next to this

PTR Roadhog can't even hook and one shot a Tracer
plays.tv/video/5934226476231c4e63/ptr-roadhog-hooks-vs-every-hero

ENOUGH I DON'T WANT TO SPEND THE WHOLE MATCH LOOKING AT THE SKY WHILE TRYING TO STAY ALIVE

>178770094
SQUEE SQUEE

OINK OINK FAT PIGGY

cold cake icing is nice.

I'm amazed they're in gold at all, kotorifag.

I need to BREED Fareeha.

Why do this to me?

Cute!!

he likely is one of those widowlicker who like ana because she can scope

if you look at her scope you can see the charger like how widowmaker has, but it wont charge. shes not a sniper, just like how symetra isnt support

OIIIINK PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY OIIINK

Does anyone else hope Blizzard does Talon skins for some of the OW heroes at some point? I think that'd be neat

>somebody took time and effort to make this

Skins mostly good players play with (IMO)
Yes I'm doing the entire roster
>Genji
Sparrow, Chrome
>McCree
Riverboat, Scrooge
>Pharah
Raptorion, Thunderbird, Frostbite
>Reaper
Pumpkin, El Blanco
>Reinhardt
Wujing
>Roadhog
Bajie
>Bastion
Overgrown, Woodbot, Antique, Dune Buggy
>Ana
Tal, Ghoul, Shrike
>D.va
B.va, Junebug, Junker, Scavenger
>Hanzo
Demon, Cloud, Dragon
>Junkrat
Dr. Junkenstein
>Lucio
Jazzy
>Mei
Chang'e, Rescue Mei
>Mercy
Witch
Fortune
>Orisa
Megasoma
>Soldier
Commando 76, Daredevil 76, Strike Commander Morrison
>Sombra
Peppermint, Cyberspace
>Symmetra
Vampire, Devi
>Torbjörn
Chopper, Santaclad, Chief Engineer Lindholm
>Tracer
Graffiti, Slipstream, Mach T, Punk
>Widowmaker
Talon, Winter, Odile, Comtesse, Huntress
>Winston
Frogston, Wukong
>Zarya
Cybergoth
>Zenyatta
Ifrit, Nutcracker, Sanzang

I need others to share in my pain.

I would definately still fuck this.

Old. Hag.

ana/zen
people often ask me to call the discord but I never do, which I guess cost me a few games
also I might have won a few more matches if I had communicated the location of a target I had slept, but whatever
I'm a frenchfag with a terrible accent so I'm never using mic

I wanna fuck D Va

REMOVE JUNKRAT AND DVA FROM THIS GAME ALREADY

I want a mercy main bf NOW

Only if the voicelines change.

If you wanted to spend it facedown, you should have said.

Where to find cheats?

It's truly painful

Cool hero! can I two shot him back too?

No?

How did you know those two are some of my most played

She's perfect, and cute.

>>Junkrat
>Dr. Junkenstein
Well yeah, when he only has one good skin obviously anyone that plays him for more than one round is gonna get the only good one.

you get a choice between a faster firing gun or 100 more armor for Orisa as a permanent change, which is it?

Healsluts are a thing in every game with healers, not just Overwatch.

what's wrong with mercy?

No wonder, you are probably in your 20s and sexually frustrated therefore your standards in women are tremendously low because you really don't want to die a virgin.

Fireworks and toasted are the true best skins
>muh orange text cosmetics

hitscan or burst

Sounds good to me.

How did you know?

Old.
Hag.

can i pick neither

>Fireworks
Shit, yeah i forgot fireworks. Toasted is mediocre tho. I'd rather jailbird than toasted.

reported to my man jefferino

Wow that was painfully correct apart form the last part.

Can I just have her deleted and completely forgotten about?

I think he should get a futuristic skin like Protector Orisa

They can't do this without another DPS nerf.

Bastion would complain.

>you will never be physically abused by a still hyper but very sinister Talon Tracer

Why live

...

>Beduoin Pharah
Pffft hahahahahahahahahahaha

because he described 80% of the people on this website

REMINDER THAT GENJI LOVES TO LICK MCCREES DIRTY BUNGHOLE CLEAN

why do Junkrats run to the frontline against the enemy team and just get picked off trying to spam their spawn?

pls stop it. you can bounce stuff off walls and arc grenades over a long distance. get behind the tanks you cunts.

Orisa is probably the most forgettable hero in the game.

I wish they'd just revert the Numbani map to how it used to be without the busted up spawn room so I could fully forget she was ever added to the game.

another option against pharah

would definitively help even with DPS loss. orisa has a tight spread and she can score headshots at mid distance easily, plus her m2 is still gud and compared to rein she would be a added dps anyway

Would you?

He just described the average Mei faggot

Can I chose to change her voice? Holy shit it's one of the most aggravating things in the game. I wish they had just went with beep boops like bastion or something. Anything but this.

We're here just to suffer.

if she loses 50kg first then yeah of course

But Demoman can fight in the front!

ye

No

So you've still got another weekend before the event ends. Are you a bit dim m8?

what if she had a voice like the unused omnic lines on uprising

No he doesn't, if he isn't backed up he wont get more than a few kills until he has to suffer his slow reload

what, it's cool

>inb4 lots of insecure faggot virgins pretend they would't fuck momo

I would, not even into chubbies, but I would.
lot's of choking and slapping tho....because mei

New male hero when?

>get torb on defend eichenwalde
>he runs to their spawn, builds a turret and stays there
>first 5 seconds the turret gets destroyed and he dies and we have no turrets for the rest of the game

W H Y

Perfection. I like her ponytail but I also wish we could get a skin where her hair is let down and loose.

How did Demoman actually take skill but Junkrat doesn't? I still can't understand

He had big plans and you guys didnt help the potential

How to get to grandmaster

>Be a woman or at least pretend to be one
>Play Mercy
>Duo queue with a good DPS player
>Get carried

Junkrat is too overpowered atm. He can just spam the grenades and someone will walk into him. You can stun him with mccree but he always has his stupid C4 thing ready when the stun wears off and even if you manage to kill him you will die to his death grenades

I just want a fucking polish hero, dammit.
Or at least an eastern european one

hnnggggggg T H I C C C C C C C C C
Being into chubby women is a curse.