Images that trigger Veeky Forums. I'll start

Triggers me more because of the POS 5th gen Camaro than her leg position

This isn't /r9k/ faggot. Also, checked.

"Oh no its a gun slung around someones shoulder"
its not like hes fucking pointing it at everyone

always some bike riding faggot who gets triggered by my hoodie

I dont get it

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I'd love to see how much Quikrete I could fit down your smokestacks.

>This isn't /r9k/
This is /r9ko/

No amount of bike will make this kid less ugly

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>not bench seating
>no column shifter
>chebby
Goddamn right in triggered. The only proper way to finger your girl while driving is in a 94 Taurus with the bench seat option.

3 days later...

>It is with sad hearts that we announce the sudden passing of Camilo Faglio
>While riding his new Ducati on the interstate, Camilo sneeze and hit the throttle, launching him into the back of a semi at 190mph
>Doctors say he was killed instantly when his helmet literally imploded into his brain
>Despite the severe head trauma and nearly total destruction of his face, family members stated that Camilo is now more attractive than ever

>see's

triggered

this is why you install a ram bar

>local boy is found badly beaten
>his new motorcycle stolen
>police are currently searching for three young african american boys who were likely good and didn't do anything but should answer a few questions just for procedure's sake

Fuck that was funny

>Colorado carpet baggers pls go

I'm Canadian, I only bag milk.

And ur mum.

>bag milk
Kwik trip is bringing us Minnesotans that shit. so cash

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you'd have the same effect walking around with a dildo strapped to your forehead

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Please tell me there's a video

I see I was first post.

>excuse phone posting

>oc'ing long guns
Please stop making the rest of us gun nuts look like edgelords.

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>tfw no gf

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>Please stop making the rest of us gun nuts look like edgelords.
SHALL

how can you comfortable use the gear shifter if she pulls shit like this?
abhorrent

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> see's
Seems about right for the message

It's an autotragic

It only applies to numale libcucks.

triggers me even more because I drive a 5th gen and the grill I'm talking to is fucking with my emotions

>shotgun
>not an SBR or AR pistol
Pathetic, revoke that man's Arizona residency.

Only thing that triggers me is the fact their shoes are still on. I don't mind legs on the lap, but for fuck's sake. take your shoes off if you're going to do it.

Having legs on the lap is ultimate comfy if you're interstate driving. Throw that mother into fifth gear and start taking the clothes down.

NOT

I have my penis out in public, but its all right because Im not fucking anyone

getting pulled over with this thing must be the most humiliating experience possible

whats wrong with this

>buying 899
>buying a bigger ducati

whats the difference? looks like he is shopping wisely for what he wants and not just buying the first one. its called a test ride

>and making sure everyone see(')s you do it

just proof that its literally small penis related

*tailgates you*

*goes slower*

Easy

>blue camelbak in military-"style" pack
fucking poser

>my brakes are good, how's your insurance
Pretty good considering you have blacked out tail lights

*blocks your path*

It's lighter with more torque, of course it'll feel faster

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What's wrong with him? I was just watching his reviews of old and expensive cars that'll I'll never get to travel in, pretty comfy viewing.

this triggered my engines

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BUMPER
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Now Im triggered.

PASS

>getting carressed by your gf while going on a long late night drive in your car, spending time with two things you are heavily affectionate with
Just to create some warm fuzzy feels for those who experienced this.

This is the most cringey thing I saw on Veeky Forums the past few days, well done. Coal rollers are heavily retarded enthusiasts on a par with 16years old ricers.

But that would be less gay.

iwnktf

Jesus Christ that's disgusting.
Why on earth would you want a girl that fat wearing clothes that small and tight?

>fat

I see the cancer that is my posting has angered the general Veeky Forums instead of just /dbt/.

get your test checked queer

Bro she's just right. Also you can take almost every girl, have her sit down and her legs will look squishy af.

It's not just her legs, but she is wearing under sized shorts. It's her fucking gut and absolutely lifeless baggy tits.

She has a hell of a gut and some clearly defined fupa.
But hey, what ever floats your boat senpai.

Now that's just going too far.

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Big daddy diesel sounds like a gay pornstars name, the whole thing reads like a euphemism for getting plowed by monster cocks on camera. "Its about going big and pushing the limits" kek

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>when she puts her hand on your thigh just before you want to push clutch in to change gear
>don't change gear cause you want her hand to stay on your leg
>4k revs is fine I guess
>not sure if I'm beta or alpha

Jesus christ you autistic fuck

ugly and/or black people date fatties

I don't mind this one bit as long as they don't go up to 105mph when I'm trying to pass them

Itt. People who can't overtake a cyclist.

Ugly less functional 4runner. Even toyota thought so, that's why they dropped it.

Just shift then place her hand back on your thigh

LOL the dealership should know he can't afford that bike.

Not nice thing to say but I can't stand the way he looks.

Of course he can't afford the bike, but daddy can

>move to overtake a cyclist
>they move towards the left side of the lane

He's okay, his tongue is too big for his mouth though

Hoovie is better

>Holding the wheel at 12 o'clock

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You're about 50 years too late with that request.

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