Why aren't we allowed to have smallish trucks in burgerland anymore?

A 2005-2011 Dodge Charger with a ute kit.
See:

oh HELL NO

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>this kills the burger

>they really aren't
See They really are.

see:

I always wanted a shortbed 2 seater with a cabin roof that can detach.

because unless youre part of the

leaves room in my garage for another motorcycle

can still fit two motorcycles in the bed

>BUT TOWIN SHIT COWBOY
>TOWIN SHIT

Also efficiency. Get into the trucker mindset. You carry shit to make money...you don't want to waste gas. Gas costs money. Are you less manly than a trucker? Do you waste gas while haulin like a woman?

>body on frame
>live rear axle

Are you literally retarded?