/pg/ - Persona General

>Makoto x Joker
>Anne x Ryuji
>Futaba x Yusuke
>Haru x Goro

Daily reminder that this is the optimal pairing in P5

>Ryuji: "Man how'r we gonna get in this effin palace?"
>Makoto stands behind everyone twiddling her fidget spinner.
>Makoto: "Maybe if we, um, ask nice like they would, um, you know, let us in?"
>Phantom Thieves in unison: "Wow Queen, you're so smart!"
>Ann: "Good job Queen, what would we do without you?" she says patting Makotos head as she smiles.
>Makoto puts her hands on her hips proudly.: "I-I did it. I'm smart." she says as the group chuckles, whispering to each other.
>Ann: "She's so cute when she thinks she's being smart."
>Joker has a sensible chuckle as Makoto tips back and forth on her toes.
>Makoto: "Um, J-joker, can we be boyfriend and girlfriend?" she asks, staring at the ground, blushing and fiddling with her fingers.
>Ann laughs, elbowing Joker. "Come on Joker, whaddya say?" she asks.
>Joker smirks and nods. "Sure thing kiddo." he says ruffling her hair.
>Makoto spins around excitedly. "Yosh! I'm like a grown up now." she says as Ann steals a kiss from Joker behind her.

Why are Kawakamifags so formal with her if she's their waifu? Why does nearly every single one call her by her last name?

I'd rather have Teddie than a waifu tbqh

Ryuji, but he has at least two or three more loads in him after the first so it's all good.

I don't see a single mention of KawaChouno and frankly I'm disappointed in you.

>Anne is sweaty!
>Anne is buxom!
>Anne is beautiful!
>Anne is happy!
>Anne is wet!
>Anne is cute!
>Anne is flexible!
>Anne is an angel!
>Anne is lewd!
>Anne is sad!
>Anne is silly!
>Anne is for kisses!
>Anne is stylish!
>Anne is for sexual!
>Anne is awesome!
>Anne is sultry!
>Anne is pure!
>Anne is amused!
>Anne is quality!
>Anne is Lovers!
>Anne is canon!
>Anne is an apricot!
>Anne is an actress!
>Anne is a model!
>Anne is Santa Claus!
>Anne is Anne, not Ann!
>Anne is best girl!

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>Not supporting KawaUsami
Fag

>Sae comes home from a hard day of falsifying evidence to get a suspect arrested.
>Walks into the apartment to the smell of burning plastic.
>Makoto is holding her head and panicking as the microwave is smoking.
>Sae: "Oh god, not again!" she says turning the microwave off.
>Makoto, teary eyed: "Sorry, sorry, I forgot!" she cries as Sae opens the microwave door to a plastic bowl, melting with spaghetti o's inside of it.
>Makoto: "I was trying to make dinner for us." she says wiping her eyes and sniffling.
>Sae rubs her forehead where the tension is building like a vice, a migraine on the horizon.
>Sae: "It's fine!" she shouts leaning against the kitchen counter.
>Makoto: "Does this mean we can order pizza again?"
>Sae: "We don't have the money to keep ordering pizza every night."
>Makoto holds her head and starts to hyperventilate, a low whining building up.
>Sae: "Fine! We can order pizza, just stop!" she cries, a splitting headache firing up in the base of her skull, her hands shaking as she uses an oven mitt to get the bow out and toss it in the garbage.
>Makoto jumps up and down giddily: "Yay! Thanks for letting me be myself sis!" she says as Sae cries.

Anyone have any screenshots of Haru using her beelzebub axe?

because it's The Best Part

What about KawaJoker (Female)?

pastebin.com/4mCHnwGk

it's okay, we both know the truth

i like her

we need a joker x autism makoto greentext

Stay away from her waifu!

Today is Maki Sonomura's birthday! What gift will you give her?

Who is from Sumaru City?

i just saw that pic of naoto for the first time

genital warts

cute

tatsuya

youtube.com/watch?v=n6Ji9wSZqZM

Yeah, I know.

It's the name the game uses constantly so they use it for no other reason, like Mishima and Akechi. Basically about 5 years ago the medium was hijacked by casual, low effort weebs that don't really care enough about even the most simple shit like name order, yet have no problems fitting in because vermin just like them are swarming all around.

Morgana cums every time he squeaks out ANN DONO's name
Fortunately, as a product of the velvet room, his ejaculate is composed of a light shower of sparkles, visible only in intense sunlight, and evaporates within seconds. That wasn't coffee that everyone thought they smelled on Joker.

>just fought off Lisa's shadow
>get 4 different flavors of friendzoning her
Jesus, Tatsuya, for a Sun you're one cold motherfucker.
Although I guess the Eikichi choice is more of a joke...

Kawakami sounds better than Sadayo imo

Is her supposed boyfriend at the end of Persona Naoya?

tatsuya has integrity unlike his slutty spiritual successor

>>Dojo.
>>Casino.
>>It's all in the mind.

What did he mean by this?

Obligatory Makoto post

Stop making me feel bad.

Did you let my boss fuck you in the ass like I told you to yet?

I don't remember ISP looking this ugly
Though I did drop it after 5 hours because it wasn't living up to the wanking at all so my memory might just be shit

That hand looks really big. Also she looks like a man in that picture.

>can go full homo for Jun
>integrity

Kawasami best ship!

COGNITION

post more autism Makoto desu

>autistic screeching

there were parts to this story that I enjoyed.

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get the he away from my buddy you fucking ho

Anyone have a gif/webm of Joker in the gym beating the wooden dummy like a pro?

Do Hashino or other staff even read Persona-related forums and such to see how people think of it?
>tfw P-Studio's staff is probably reading autistic Makoto's greentexts

Ayattuji can't draw faces

After Joker leaves, rest of the gang decide to fight to determine who will be the new leader.
Who wins?

Everyone has access to their Ultimate Persona and Iwai's best equipment (Joker took all their best stuff to sell it and keep the money)

Why is she so smug?

They probably don't read or speak English and the ones that do I'm sure do not care about the west's opinion on anything.

They have never and still don't give a shit about the west. Not even for Catherine which was literally set in America

he's got filters on

which one's the player character

he doesn't
the game just looks like that

>No glasses
>Eyes not 3's
Not canon

I don't get it

>Though I did drop it after 5 hours
It gets better, as long as you have a high tolerance for godawful endless dungeons.

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Joker set them all to autofight or whatever in the tactics menu

>I don't get it
i made a crop of a pic of naoto getting fucked in the arse and we wanted it to be the next op pic

Does anyone have that picture of Morgana eating spaghetti?

Yusuke is fucked since his gimmick is baton pass
Makoto wouldn't be able to beat Anne
Anne wouldn't be able to beat Ryuji
but Haru could beat them all, doubly so if she partnered with Futaba

Was Rammy just Shadow Lammy?
Is Teriyaki Yoko's "Hell" the collective unconscious?

GUYS WAS UM JAMMER LAMMY A PERSONA GAME

It would come down to Ann and Makoto because they both have heals. Ann would eventually win because she does more damage.

Phantom is from Sumaru CIty!

I actually meant the original. When did "THAT PIC" become a thing? Terrible porn is common.

>tfw Lammy is like Maya because she doesn't accept her shadow

heals don't mean anything when your ass in in the air and you can't do anything
crit damage is what would win this fight, there's like a 30% chance it would go to Ryuji and a 70% chance that it would go to Haru

Is there art of Makoto with full torso yakuza tattoos? I feel like there needs to be

I really hate Haru's reaction to her dad's death. She should blame herself/the PTs more. She's such a boring character.

closest we got

She's definitely waaaaaaaay too cool with everything going on around her.

Did you miss the part where she spent a week all alone thinking that the PT had tricked her?

two months ago I told you last thread

she didn't want to spend her limited screentime on bringing everybody down
such a nice girl

I don't how she says she sympathizes with Groo as well. She should have said "empathize" which would have been MUCH more appropriate and would have made that whole scene come off better

Phantom is from Sumaru City!

Yeah, I think a regular person would be a bit more suspicious of the PT.

I'm at that part right now and you're grossly mischaracterizing her actions there. She cuts off contact with them for two days. She says she momentarily doubted them but quickly thought better of it. Worst of all we never actually get to see her doubts, the only thing we see of her in that time period is her with the police and Sae.

somebody already posted it

I wonder if sumaru city user is also anne is sweaty user, they always post around the same time

I didn't ask last thread

I want to tickle Futaba's thighs

Yeah but you got told nonetheless

Do you think I ever listen to /pg/? I'd go nuts.

Is the samurai meme man as broken in 4 as he is im 5?

I guarantee she's ticklish as fuck.

id like makoto a lot more if her character was played with as possibly having autism
even as a reference or two instead of exploring it slightly would be nice

Yes

Half the fucking team in P5 seems to have implied or confirmed autism.