Leaving auto zone the other day

>leaving auto zone the other day
>random white guy comes up to me screaming about gay people!
>"why would gay people hang out with straight people?!"
>start saying "yea, mmhm" while putting parts in my trunk
>leave while he's still screaming outside of the store
what is wrong with white people, Veeky Forums?????

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you don't have a car alphonse, you delusional fuck.

bread on hood

This is now an Autozone hate thread.

but i do???

>bread on hood

Autozone ruined my life

fuck autozone

everything is more expensive than at o'reilly or napa, the people who work there don't know a god damn thing about cars "hurr what's a breaker bar?", full of people who either don't speak English or who just turned 18 and have never even driven a car

nah it's downstairs

O'Reilly Auto Parts is for Tip Top Gentlemen™

the bread or the car?

the car?

the "on"

then go and place a fucking loaf of bread on the hood.

nah. it's too far.

>He doesn't go to supercheap auto, buy what he needs, have a chat with old mate and go home

bump

literally can't take more than 2 minutes

it would take like 8.

>put on pants
>walk outside
>go down the elevator
>walk to car
>put bread on it
>come back up and post image
too hard. plus i don't like leaving my house until late at night when there's nobody around. i hate being watched.

Vatozones are in lower-income neighborhoods and generally have more employees that speak lower-status languages.

>meets crazy person in low-income neighborhood

Yep, clearly all white people are crazy because of that experience.

>he doesn't live in a racially homogeneous nation
Pleb

>English
>upper status language
pick one

>hurr durr look at my fucking toyota with some bread

stop having a fucking meltdown you autistic drake poster

>walk to car
Except you don't have one

except i do

Nice fallacy of composition faggot

nice buzzwords.

.....such cringe......

Prove it

see

t. didn't take 5 seconds to google what I posted

>google buzzwords
go shit up a different thread, autist

So you don't have a car and make up excuses when people ask you to prove it. Okay have fun on the bus kid.

I have a very busy schedule tomorrow. I

I only have time for 5 hours of sleep, then I have to do school for 5 hours then I have a colonoscopy in the afternoon for my abdominal pain. I don't have time for your autistic games. Sperg more if you wish.

bump

>using pants to walk outside the apartment
>claiming it takes time to put bread on car hood

Now you are just being pathetic.

nice spergout you low iq retard faggot

see
I'm not walking down stairs for you

>what is wrong with white people
youtube.com/watch?v=VVIPfSgnetA

he's just one of what you would call "garbage people." There's actually a lot of them.

>go to supercheap auto
>some guy in there yelling cuz he cant find some shit
>guy working there is helping him
>they find whatever shit he wanted
>hear this yell through the aisles
>'THATS NOT FUCKIN SUPER CHEAP'

Kek

Fucking lol. Last time I went there was some fuckwit at the back moaning about how there's too many different kinds of oil and no booklet to tell him what viscosity to grab
>Oi fukkan come down heyaa to greb some fukkan oil, loike ah fukkan KNOW whatoym do'en
>MATE, jus fukkan gimmie what's on special! FAAAHK.
>>Can you keep it down please bro
>WHO THE FUCK DO YA THINK YOU ARE MATE

lol he sure triggered you hard didn't he?

kys autistic commie

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>I have a very busy schedule tomorrow.

Hope you catch the bus on time

I have a car???

This is now a Katee Sackhoff thread.

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>living in a country where you have to specify whether a person is white

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MODS please delet this retarded race bait that keeps popping up

there's only one low iq leftist faggot and it is alphonse

>slavshits deluding themselves into thinking they're white

T. Triggered whiteboi

I shop at advance auto parts and the staff there seem really knowledgeable and let me borrow tools for free. Whats your opinion on them?

>iq
literally pseudoscience

>dont post for over a week

>my existence is still causing meltdowns like this

who ?

ENOUGH

You're asking me? No you don't

but i do

u don't

i bet you did not even go outside today

except i did
i do

When did it mention white?

He thought you were gay just by looking at you, and decided to ask you a question he's been wondering about gays.

Post a pic of yourself now so we can judge.

im not posting a pic of myself

>what is wrong with white people
They have a lot on their minds to deal with.
People like you, for example.

AutoZone killed my family and stole my dog.

Is this Ralph Fiennes?

No, it's a shitty character from a shitty video game series

Fuck you.
I didn't do anything.

you too?

Just Fuck My Shitty video game up

>I didn't do anything.
Alphonse, I find your story simply not believable.

I didn't. Honest.

>then I have a colonoscopy in the afternoon for my abdominal pain

mfw my subtle shitposts caused this

MODS MODS MODS
remember to hide and report race bait threads.
This shit belong on b, r9gay, and pol. Not fucking o

prove it

If someone really did come up to you unprovoked and started screaming, that sort of behavior is really more indicative of a serious mental condition than "things white people do".

how the hell is this pointless thread still up? bumping so mods do their jobs

sperg more
>t. white person

I reported 10 hours ago on two devices, Veeky Forums has no moderation. On my phone I'm rangebanned because of other shitposters on /sp/ and /tv/ but Veeky Forums never gets hit with a rangeban

sperg more

go back to /pol/

sperg more

I'll sperg more you sperg less

sperg more

What is “something that didn’t happen”?

I’ll take op is a faggot for $1000

>has never seen black people screaming in parking lots
lol
come visit LA sometime.

you make awful threads

kill yourself

Lmfao, fucking nigger busrider.

Go to the back and sit down.

i have a car???
sperg more

>g-guys I have a car I just refuse to prove it
Naggga you a busridin' fool

Calling it, this nigger has a shitty Pontiac but doesn't want to show it because he will be shunned by the autistic anti-gm circlejerk.

Chevys aren't pontiacs??????

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>implying most white ppl don't keep to themselves 75% of the time
>implying that the other 25% they aren't polite and friendly as fuck..

Everyone loves white ppl you dumbfuck
I'd much rather break down in a white neighborhood than a minority neighborhood..
Good Lord half the time white neighborhoods will come out and help you and offer you fucking food and a drink, i love white ppl

90% of the time the ppl starting fights or stealing or making ppl uncomfortable are natives or negroids here (Canuk faggle here)

>Now go away alphonse.