Planetside 2 General /ps2g/

Arise my champion edition

>What is this dead?
pastebin.com/baxwRMDg
>How do I dead?
pastebin.com/CWn3VQJD
>How do I dead? (advanced)
pastebin.com/p0ZwzqSu
>Tweaks and optimizations
pastebin.com/MEqFBUut
>Dead stats and vehicle memes
pastebin.com/341Dv7Y6
>Dead chart some dead user made
i.imgur.com/HOdhWox.png

dead

So good to see you, I've missed you so much!

Ok I give up.
I'm going to download skill.
After 5 k hours in game I'm going to finally start killing people...

what faction ?

))

TR

>pounder maxes
>mswr
>prowler
you shouldn't be having this much trouble buddy
try lowering your settings or fucking with your sensitivity. plz no hack

I'm not your buddy, pal

you messed it up, guy

Never talk to me or my wifes repair sundy ever again

Haha!

Ptchoo :-----D

a world without VS

isn't it a wonderful dream

D

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oohctP

rest in ded, planetside

>loss
you mad cunt

coziest ottoman

No

>bare higby feet
this is a blue board

>this is a blue board

Yes, it's an NC board

You can't spell Trump without TR

You can't spell shitter without TR

member when there was still hope that there would be tank hotdrops

w8 a sec... r u tryin to make me think we are alive again?

Member that there was still hope that TR will get proper buffs

member when the marauder, thresher and enforcer were going to be in ps2

No

remember when the metagame was glorious last stands on your faction's solitary remaining hex

I member being spammed by balanshees and he Prowlers in the last remaining spawnroom on Indar

let it die

in those beautiful days when babies couldn't just turn off screen shake

We are alive. /ps2g/ is eternal.

look atthis cute chinese dog

look also at THIS dog!

No

Meme

MFW i come to Veeky Forums for /hgg/ and find /ps2g/ is still alive. LIVE ANOTHER DAY BABY

prototype tank is on pts

Lewd

what did he mean by this?

I think he is upset

ATROCIOUSLY

protip: UI and world are on two different layers. if you play around in photoshop, you can make the tip of the dildo go under the tank HP thing, and then it really seems real

>auraxium boltshitting rifle

Have you ever tried killing yourself?

I really hate when /ps2g/ dies and doesn't come back for a few days. It makes me depressed.

wadd??
i gouldnt hear u over dee saound of ptchooooooo ;------D

you sure? when i open it it's a png with just layer 0.

i'm 100% sure it used to be like that
maybe they changed it but i highly doubt that

He hackusates the ps2g on cripplechan too. He's a shitter

Is this game good?
Is it fun?

What is obesechan like? Why do you go there?

>Is this game good?
lol
>Is it fun?
fuck yea m8

i will check if i can save screens as Tiff, otherwise i don't think it's possibile.

EMERGENCY BOOMPERS

if you were a bandana what kind of bandana would you be

No die!

The blue one

if I were a bandana I would be werl's bandana and then I would strangle him to save planetside from being ded

U r a shitter :)

Guys?

olo

good night ps2g
sleep tight
don't let the dedbugs bite

How rude!

If u was a hat from the best game ever, planetmans 2, wat hat wud u b?

I wud be a NC Beret

Good night!

I also have to sleep now, tired as fug.

Good night memers, keep the thread alive!

Memers?

Meme?

Me?

t. 0.5 ivi kdr

pic related

MEMERS????

...

Why is this game so good?

It's comfy and frustrating, raging from moments of pure badassary to suffering in a instant.

it's good because you're not forced to fight any single person or do the same thing all the time
it was AMAZING at launch on ultra graphics and without VS """professionals""" 4 shotting you
but even now if you see some Betelgeusing nigger you can just redeploy and find another front
its great

also its the only game with Recursion meme tracker
it truly is ahead of its time

The only thing preventing this game from doing well:
>Air and vehicle shitters need something goal oriented to do besides padding kd
werl is doing something smart but the execution is something to always be wished for
>need a way for players to unconsciously work together so it's not random zergs, but predictable zergs
i think construction around bases would fixt his. Incentive to decorate won bases as well.
>constant optimizations
duh
And that's just the bare minimum. I go there to shill my ideas for critique before sending to werl in leddit and have fun shitposting in yell chat

It's to my understanding that this General has been ded for a bit now.

Might i suggest we make a Discord?

This is what got me.
The maps are so open, it's not the same shit as always. Shame i can only be playing it now, my toaster couldn't handle it before.

There is also something exceendigly Comfy about this game. Can't pinpoint but driving a tank with Vietnam War Music is good

The Spandex clad asses are also nice.
Real nice

holy shit someone saved my (((art)))

Make one and ill join, although im a text only shitposter

Shit meant for

Discord is how generals die
it leads to avatarfagging like crazy
also botnet

HEY YOU!
YEAH YOU!
MAGGOT!
KEEP THIS CORPSE OF A GENERAL ALIVE!
GOODNIGHT!!

Rather a Alive Discord than a dead General

Will you take the revive?
Yes?

No?

no, but that thumbnail and even the full size image before you scroll down sure looks like she's got one monster of a cock

i wanna be cool guy like the people here

guys?

haven't played in ages and noticed i have some smedbux in the launcher, have the updates allowed me to buy skill?

sorry we are all 400lb hackers but maybe /r/planetside can help

>friends only play vanu because muh lasers

How do I convince them to go TR (or NC, I don't mind switching as long as I don't have to do space weebs)? They don't care about lore at all so using that is out of the question.

Tactical superiority and also heresy. Execute them if they resist

Realistically just take them for a ride in the vulcan harasser or convince them to be a squad of HA with MCGs. Or vulcan Prowler

join CLAB
mene in /y exactly once
then stop playing forever

yol

oly

I've started playing the game a few weeks ago, and found a passion for esf + vanguard. Managed to grind 2.5k certs + basic lv1 specs for both, are there any websites/guides out there to help me cert and play them?

Reload speed(first) for AP+Vanguard Shield+stealth maxed. If you havent already, max out engy repair tool and get halberd or enforcer.

These are absolute must.

Although I would wait on AP as DEFAULT might be best dps after combined arms update that is upcoming. So just cert into vanguard shield and stealth for right now and save up certs till the thread starts bitching about how OP the HEAT and/or AP is after LIVE version update

thanks, dumped things into lv2 shield/stealth + rest into reload
what's the update?
it important/game changing or smth?