Dammit burgers, don't hang your fucking stoplights on wires

Dammit burgers, don't hang your fucking stoplights on wires

>fast
>easy
>inexpensive
>works reliably

What's not to like?

Works for me :)

Try and stop us, oh wait you can't

>works reliably
Apart from when they get thrown around or even ripped off by heavy winds.

Ugly as hell. Pic related, superior Alaskan stoplight.

I also get triggered when burgers use anything other than freeway font for signs on these things

Which almost never happens unless there's so much wind it fucks all kinds of stuff up anyway, and just rehanging them or putting up new one is...

>fast
>easy
>inexpensive
and then it
>works reliably
for years to come

You're a fucking burger too if you're from alaska

To be fair if you had to cover five lanes at a time you'd hang lights from a wire, too.

Three lanes each way plus two turn lanes. No wires.

We are an oppressed colony of burgerstan and they're actually starting to build these stupid wire lights here