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>I've been inactive, what did I miss over the past x years
runescape.wikia.comwiki/Update:Game_updates
>Latest Patch Notes
services.runescape.com/m=forum/forums.ws?15,16,803,65903630
>BTS
services.runescape.com/m=news/the-month-ahead--may-2017?jptg=ia&jptv=community_news
>Menaphos update [June 5th]
runescape.com/info/menaphos
>Menaphos stream #2:
youtube.com/watch?v=En1tm8U6_TQ

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1st for Menaphos a shit

Bosh is my favorite gamer

bosh is pretty cool, gave me free money

Do you think jagex is paying a friend and some streamers to show off memenaphos?

How many hours till Menaphos is open?

Jagex is dumb, so I doubt they would, but it'd be a good idea.

5:15ish IIRC.

I think jamflex is butt hurt at a friend for showing off the osrshd client that they are trying to shutdown hard.

Bosh is good at erp and has a comfy POH (v:

>gonna be off workers comp soon
>gonna start 6 months of PT to get back to about 80% of capacity I was before I got hurt

;-;

just had an axiety attack but thank god i can cope with rs

What's his endgame?

GET READY FOR NOTHING

becoming wider than he is tall

>1 hour 30 mins until update
fug

Whew, I'm actually a little excited. It works out both ways, really. If it's dead on release as expected, I get the amusement of reading all the angry complaints. If it's actually good, then I get to play good content. Either way, it's a new area, so I get a rush of excitement from something fresh.

Pyramid plunder 2 should at least be somewhat useful

Also the new slayer area mite b cool?

Please let it be cool i hope i didn't rush 88 slayer for nothing.

most of the monsters seem to be reskins
there will probably be reused assets from the awful bridge halloween event too

how much rune essence do you guys reckon is out there? surely no one actually mines it these days

like 250k abby demons are killed a day, so pure ess is generated in the mills

Pure essence there's probably a shitload from drops.
Rune, almost nothing as the only source of it is from new players or f2p

menaphos when

Missed that event, so that'll be new to me.

Heard the new area comes with a new boss too, hopefully some $$$ can be made off it.

less than an hour

the boss comes out in 2 weeks. apparently it'll require a key like the ascension bosses.

Since the entire concept of signature heros conflicts with the whole world guardian thing, and 1/2 of them have been killed off, or otherwise disposed of, how quick do you think ozan's gonna get fucked?

hes going to become titty crocs fucctoi

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>menaphos will open at the EXACT moment I need to leave to work
>can't even skip it cuz I'm on cleaning duty this week
J U S T
U
S
T

It's happening

what's a good non-autistic personal examine

They're in the wrong place. The first quest is started in Al Kharid palace. I suppose checking out the gates first is cool, but I don't know if it'll let you in.

W2 erp session @ north mena gates

your penis length

Soon

MEET AT THE SUNDIAL DAMMIT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

what a silly looking birb
his head isnt that big

rs is deleted

gg lads, was fun

>my last act before the servers went was calling Will Miss It a smelly skiller
I hope this quest has combat you can't recoil

services.runescape.com/m=news/menaphos--the-gates-are-open

give me my money snib

t. femto

>tfw quest starts in al-kharid

REEEEEEE

wife won 2m

Anyone else got teleported to al kharid from menaphos gate when you logged in?

What a slut.

nice photoshop kid

those quests we pretty ez

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No-fly zone

>open rs
>loading thing at 28% for a long time
>fuck it, I'm going in
>whole screen is distorted
>nope wtf
>close rs
Now waiting like a good boy. Fuck this is taking long.

>you can surge on a magic carpet but bot escape

just like that
t.

>still playing this garbage
What's your excuse?

>broken textures
>invisible stuff
nice serbs jagex
real nice

autism, now gas yourself cunt

>broken pathing inside the city
how do they even manage?

This city is full of qties holy shit

wHERE U AT JACK

Hmm...

nice textures jagex

israel is a lot further south than i remembered

oy vey

bread theme
youtube.com/watch?v=vTIIMJ9tUc8

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It's kind of funny how the NPCs they put the most effort into are ugly as sin
The regular citizens are cozy as fuck though

What is a good way to gain reputation within Sharia city?

X D

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>merchant guild
>focused around thieving
hmmmmmmmmmmm

>your eastern lands crew shows up in the ports district
>the penguin is afraid of little girls

Shifting Tombs is fucking dogshit, what an awful, boring idea.

I don't get it.

what did he mean by this

he gave it the succ

Holy fuck I agree entirely.

I'm either grabbing the rope to escape at the literal last second or I'm being cucked out of any reward

>talk about high risk high reward skilling for a year
>shitfling tombs are neither

>all these tomb shitters

get good

>about 100 reputation per inventory at the port
>4500 until level 2/10 reputation
The grind begins

It's high risk because if you do a single misclick solo you're probably not going to complete all objectives in time.

This feather shit is fucking retarded too, you only get them from chests it seems, which MAY or MAY NOT even be in your current tomb. Why the fuck are these not just standard post-tomb rewards?

Is it impossible to start the golden path thing now? I don't see the sundial anywhere.

you can get feathers from tthe general store tho

sundial is in the library.
you can still get the regular pet but the golden pet had special requirements.

>select merchant area as my reputation or whatever
>it just seems like all I can do is spam-click and gain absolutely nothing but 30xp and 1.3 reputation every 5 attempts

what

>'phite club need rank nine rep with everyone
oh fug

>play our shitty content so we can pretend we didnt waste a bunch of dev time ;^)

>some shifting tombs are impossible to 100% complete in the allotted time
>others give you over a minute to spare

:thinking:

That guy looks swag as fuck though

this whole fucking city is dead content
>thieving is shit
>wc is shit
>fishing is "ok" until 93
>mining is shit
>shifting tombs are both shit xp and shit money
>slayer dungeon is shit

what a letdown

100% tomb gives ~500 favors

even at that rate, have fun getting max

good content flambex

it's a girl

"mid-level players"
was there EVER any doubt

wtf

>select group shifting tombs
>nothing happens
>no ui indicating i am in a queue of any sort
???

>one of the "biggest" updates is for mid-level players
>which this game has barely any of
>for players who will be busy doing fun shit instead grinding at this shithole

What the FUCK were they thinking? There's nothing here for us, at all. Just horrible fucking grinding and a shit minigame.

Quick! Damage control predictions!

If you want Comp cape/Quest cape back, there's stuff for you. :^)

"we had to rush it out"

>jagex moves to large expansion updates
>lots of shitty content at once instead of small batches

I wish I had the shark outfit so badly so I could at least AFK this

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