Hi anons, I am tired of being a wagecuck and let ugly rich guys have all the best bitches. After 5 year of saving, I decide to go big or go home. Give me your best high risk investment idea, I am not prefer stock or your memecoin though and also no 5%/year bullshit,
High risk investment
Buy gold future contracts or JNUG. Gold will go up with continued political uncertainty and inflation
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Employ random cuck with stupid idea to make the next angry birds or facebook
thousands of asian girls at your feet
I demand 20% of the asian girls
It took 5 years for gold to go from peak 1800 to 12x0 now, so the fluctuation rather slow i think. Yours is a solid idea, even my company research department recommended gold. I bought some gold and using it as backup fund rather than investment though
nothing goes wrong
Buy lottery tickets in the options market. You'll most likely lose everything but you could end up as that guy from display ads that made 20,000 percent on one trade! Click here to find out how!
Or trade highly leveraged futures with a stupidly aggressive amount of your account.
Or pump and dump penny stocks.
Basically all your options to make money quick with little savings are idiotic high risk gambles. You'd be better off starting a business, sacrificing your youth, and working yourself to an early grave.
Go clean out precious mineral mine in Africa.
Give me your best high risk investment idea
Forex CFDs with insane leverages. Shit like 1% portfolio value per pip movement for EUR/USD
pair moves 100 pips up? 100% portfolio gain
100 pips down? you lose ur money lmao
those are common high risk investment but not the best i think. I am currently buying land in "to be developed area" (dont know when) and pray the city will build infrastructure there soon so I can collect big shekels haha.
that's exactly how my friend is neck-deep in 70k debt (with 2.5k/month job) now. RIP.
Why even ask for this kind of "investment" advice?
Just go to the fucking casino if you want to gamble
You're asking for high-risk investments. he gave you a high-risk investment.
Now, if you want a high-risk investment that is trending up, buy Bitcoin.
because I highly admire the intelligence of Veeky Forums which lead me to the hope that some bright minds here can shred me some light,
Easy. Monero. You can hedge your bets with Bitcoin if you want.
The best part is that it's basically zero risk. It's actually guaranteed 100,000,000% gains. I don't know why everyone isn't doing this.
Put everything on TSLA.
It's the next APPL.
Bet everything on Le Pen taking the french elections and triple your cash. You'll be kicking yourself afterwards if you don't.
Get in NAK. It's at 3.00 and it'll be at 5 by mid April and 10+ in June. I just RE-upped my positions in it and now have full roll except for a couple round lots in AMD I've held since CES (which is dump material around the same time). Thinking about grabbing an M4 or if things go really well an Alpina B7 by independence day.
Open an account with a forex broker...
It's pretty simple to make money in forex as long as you don't go ham and use all your available margin at the same time.
can elaborate on the "simple" path?
I will, but may be a small amount only lol.
Get in now. It's gonna run
guaranteed 100,000,000% gains
Buy SGNL this morning, they are merging with another company today. Also Sprint and T-mobile is merging this quarter, so i'm gonna put a lot in Sprint.
Invest in Hasbro
1xmr is currently ~$10
When it becomes the global store of value it will be over $10,000,000 per xmr.
In the case that bitcoin somehow manages to survive it's problems (fungibility primarily but also scaling and more) then buy hedging your bets and buying a few btc you've still got millions. Not the same returns in that scenario but like I said, you can't lose.
High risk, to me, is about leveraging existing assets, not necessarily the assets themselves.
So, take out a loan (HELOC, hard money, CC, whatever) and go to town. Buy stocks, options, try to flip RE, whatever you think.
If you win, you're gains will be amplified because of the credit.
This is good advice actually. I did this, up 800 so far
This. Im mining hard right now
Just start selling a recurring service. Cleaning/landscaping, etc..
Fill up your schedule and then hire people as you get booked. Offer better than market rates and pay your employees. You'll be at an advantage to large companies because they have to provide benefits & insurance to their employees while you don't.
It's basically free money. Your competition is Mexicans who cant communicate properly. Just imagine how much people are willing to pay a white man instead. Also Mexicans have no business sense. They don't know anything about valuation of capital spending or cash flow analysis. You'll beat them so easily.
So OP, how much are you willing to gain against losing?
For winning 100% is a 46.37% chance.
For winning 1600% is a 2.72% chance.
For winning 51200% is a 0.07% chance.
This is if you would bet red/black 1 - 5 - 10 wins in a row
Buy one cent penny stock with your entire savings
Penny stock goes up to 2 cents
Congrats, you have doubled your money
It's a 50 percent chance so you probably will get it
Rinse and repeat to continue doubling your money.
Bet it all on Marine Le Pen winning the French Presidential election. 3:1 odds atm.
Buy options contracts
Provided you put enough money down as long as you know how to read a trend you'll make bank after a few good trades
You can get your money back if you don't feel confident in your pick but you have to pay a fee
it's a 50 percent chance so you probably will get it
How do probabilities work again?
Best high risk investment? Buy credit default swaps against Tesla. Wait a bit though because sometimes being early and being wrong are the same damn thing due to insane premiums on swaps.
Assuming you are a Shartinmart Burgerfat?
An Australian mining/technology company on the way to the moon.
Trading under CLQ:ASX in aus.
Expect 100% gains minimum in the next 12 months.
This is the most solid tip you will get on this website.
Haha I want to be your friend, OP!
I am high-functioning autistic, psychopathic, OCD, ADHD... and an actual genius. I actually have multi million dollar inventions and have identified billion dollar opportunities.
default tesla? can share whatever you are smoking please?
OP should invest with me so I stop bothering all the other low risk investment wagecucks.
I feel like such a dumbass for not buying bitcoin just a few months ago. It was like $600 per bitcoin, today it's over $1k
actually a solid idea on flip RE
i thought we on Veeky Forums all agreed penny stock is suicidal no?
what if it's going to 2k user? it's a gamble.
Any more info on this one user
I thought the opposite, that Veeky Forums is all about the penny stocks
if you want to earn money you better put everything on a put on TSLA
Where to go to make a bet?
Canadian weed stocks, might have to buy OTC but they're going up
any of the english bookies, might be range banned for americans
My highest-risk investments are P2P lending and developing market funds. I recently bought an India fund that had a 100% gain last year, lets see how the pajeets do this year.
Put everything on a firm that consistently pisses away money on a quarterly basis and only seems profitable due to a special accounting trick involving its stock price and large banks pushing said stock price higher
Have a look for yourself.
Sounds legit. Miners have been undervalued recently.
Yeah it's called an economics degree from Harvard mixed with common fucking sense you twat. Read this:
Spend $200ish on magic mushroom spoors and gear to grow them
Grow magic mushrooms in bulk with the Monotub technique
One monotub on average will generate about 4-6oz (dry weight) of magic mushrooms
Sell on the darknet and make 7.688-11.532 BTC per tub ($7832.38-$11748.57 US dollars at current prices)
your getting paid in BTC which is likely to go up in value
if your doing this part time as a money maker you could easily have 4-6 monotubs on the go
jail plus jail rape
sending them out is a bitch, going to different deliver companies etc
you have to tumble and launder your bit coins
you have to have some kind of online business selling craft goods or e-liquid or some shit like that so you can pay the tax man
when you reach a certain point of production you are limited buy the volume you can sell
you have to build a reputation on your darknet seller account and constantly get harassed by bad review shills and scammers
Independent video games
Games like Risk of Rain, Darkest Dungeon and FTL raked in more than 3 million EACH. Development time takes anywhere from 1 - 2 years and the average cost to produce these games is less than 150k.
With a minimum 70k buy in you could rake in 1.5 mil easy in 2 years legally and you don't need to do jack shit. With 150k or even 250k you could do 2 mil in a year.
Only trick is to find a promising early starter concept.
I've been thinking about investing in this fleettacticalcommand.com
I've contacted the guy doing the development and he is still working away at a prototype. He is planning on attending 2018 GDC and doing a kickstarter early 2018. It looks promising, like the next FTL.
GO buy land I South Korea
fun to focus on those games but you can't ignore the 10,000+ failures per month
games are memes now you can't really succeed unless you happen to form a circlejerk cult around it
It's high risk, I agree. But if you find the right project profits could be huge. Triple A gaming is dying and independent gaming is getting huge. Your average well developed indie game can break 100k copies easy.
Look at the game Galaxy in Termoil for potential investment. They're trying to revive the old star wars battlefront feel while pushing next gen stuff. Seems cool. Here is their steam page.
Meh, the mistake here is trying to compete with Triple A titles. It's never going to take off. Profit in indie gaming is about exploiting a niche. Roguelikes, pixel graphics, RPG elements and so on. The complexity of Battlefront type games is too high to turn a profit.
Ideally you want a project that three people can build by themselves.
A game like that you are looking at 15 staff at the minimum.
Besides its all been done before, you need a fresh concept that hasn't been done before. Risk of Rain - roguelike action side scroller. Darkest Dungeon - roguelike sidescrolling action adventure with psychological effects. FTL - space management game with roguelike elements and ship internals.
Risk of Rain was built by one guy in 2 years. Darkest Dungeon was built by 2 guys in 3 years. FTL was built by 2 guys in 2 years.
Low overheads, low labour cost, cheap assets, limited failure cost. Large scoped games just won't turn a profit. Simple is best.
Triple A gaming is dying and independent gaming is getting huge.
If someone said that in 2010 they wouldn't sound that stupid, but saying this now is just wrong. Triple A games are doing good, and indie games are doing ok to good.
This game shows multiple warning signs of being shit. Watch out.
You have to tumble your bitcoins
You can accept monero on AlphaBay and more people continue to use it. Best thing is xmr is likely to go up in value even more than btc.
need more on this
Just buy options on a good ass day and sell them assuming the trend continues.
Either get margin called and file bankruptcy or win hundreds of thousands.
what are the signs of it being shit?
Nice analysis. Thanks for advice.
Greek, Ukrainian, Argentinian government bonds.
Wait for war in Bosnia.
Grab all the electronics.