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first for fuck you hasbike faggots

>hasbike
>cantride
fugg

>needs a liter to feel good about his little peter
Wew

lol lol red light

>tfw no hooligan biker crew to hoon about on our low cc lawnmower engines

In what situations is the rear break ever needed?

If you don't use your rear brake to preload your suspension through turns you don't know how to ride

Riding off-road I think

you're a special kind of infidel. you deserve to wipe out on your maiden ride. how the hell did you get hold of a bike? pls don't tell me that it was your late father's bike.

Can you explain or link?

When you activate the rear brake while the bike is under power, the chain pulls the suspension tighter and compresses it.
It gives you more grip in corners in you do it right

>not understanding what he had to say on the first take
are you dense, you motherfucker?
get gud

During braking.

>wipe out on your maiden ride
sheeeeit

Perfect weather to ride a way too expensive bike with not even 3000km on the clock, that's not even yours.

>being rude for no reason
I was just asking for a little clarification

>had 85chp bike and loved riding it, told myself that never needed a liter...NO ONE ever needed a liter
>got a literbike
>Immediately said FUCK that weak ass bike and gave it to my gf
wewlad

I rarely use my front brake.
Always use rear to slow or stop

Sweet insecurity bro

siiiiick

I know this feel.

ok, sorry

>Sweet power bro
ftfy

>be riding liter peter around town
>never leave first gear
>be getting on freeway
>break the law in first gear
>skip to 6th gear after im on freeway
BOOOOORRRRRIIIIINNNNGGGG
>see wild pack of groms
>they are full throttle everywhere
>hooning and having a great time
>actually need to use every gear
Fuck liter bikes

twist wrist fawking poosey

It's not the bikes fault

>twist wrist
>run into car in front of me
>die
Go for it bud

After riding a bike that's half quick for 6 months, I decided to get another cx500 that I can just pin everywhere. Fz1 will be up next to replace the fz6

The gears are there to be used my dude

On a track maybe.
Worthless on the street

>being this new
sure whatever you say champ

How is that "new" exactly?
You can't defend liters.

Not if you're a retard.
I ride a post-litre, yes it can accelerate hard without much effort, but you're still in control of the throttle.

???
You have clearly never ridden a liter bike. Nobody leaves it in first gear until 90mph when cruising around just because the bike is capable of revving higher. They have enough power at any revs that you can just short shift at 2k and be in 6th gear at 40mph if you want.

New because you have no concept on where to ride a fast bike fast. And yes I can defend liters they are fucking badass.

That's not what i meant. And i OWN a liter.
Where should i ride a bike fast?

>Where should i ride a bike fast?
On a highway, track, empty roads etc.

There are no tracks here.
So you're encouraging me to break the law for fun?

Yes.

Criminal scum

I'm glad you admit you are new. Just to even ask tells me so...and what liter do you own?

Isn't it obvious where to ride a fast bike fast? Where there is sufficient room to do so. Which negates your example.

That's fine. I got a motorcycle to ride fast.

>liter peter
Heavy
Expensive
Poor fuel economy
Break the law to have fun
Otherwise boring
High maintenance
Delicate to drop
Rarely use all the power
Expensive parts
>grom
Light
Cheap
Great fuel economy
Can run through every gear at full throttle without breaking the law
Low maintenance
No care if drop
Use ALL power
Cheap parts

Seems like the grom is more fun

>So you're encouraging me to break the law for fun?

So you should only own a bike capable of doing the speed limit huh? Just like I said, it's not the bike that is boring. According to you everyone should have like a 200cc. Yeah even a ninja 250 can hit triple digits. Everyone riding bigger than a 200 is, "criminal scum" right? kek

>never leave the city
>criticize other riders

Nice defence
Enjoy tickets and being menace to society
False equivalence.

protip: liter superbikes corner like gods
Even if you don't use all the power they're still the most fun things on the touge.

Do you even into the difference between objective and subjective?

I'm completely okay with being a menace on the bike. I haven't gotten a ticket in years though. The key is to not be a numale scrub and got gud

We got ourselves a badass outlaw biker here everyone!!!

Sure. Why are you here or are you just here to troll. I usually am but I'm not in the mood to talk shit today.

All things posted there are objective...
Soooo ask yourself if you know the difference.

You mosty had economic things, for me paying a bit more doesn't matter.

Yall need to get on my level!

Its easy to trigger insecure liter fanboys

My defense is simply showing you that you don't go wfo in congested traffic to avoid dying. Too simple for you to grasp?

As for false equivalence, I am simply showing you that there are different strokes for different folks. Your idea of too much power might not be mine. Your idea of too heavy might not be mine. Your idea of too fast might not be mine. Your idea of acceptable fuel economy might not be mine. Your idea of too costly might not be mine. I can keep going...understand yet?

You are the one calling people criminal scum so it must mean that you NEVER speed or you would ALSO BE CRIMINAL SCUM. So if that is the criteria that you find acceptable then YES you should never need over a couple hundred cc's..hell even less than 200cc's if the motor is in a high state of tune.

Explain yourself asshole.

Snickers doesn't even have a litre

Or a bike

>dont go wfo in congested traffic to avoid dying
So i need to wfo to avoid dying?

If you guys had a choice, would you match the color of your helmet with the color of your bike or you don't care?

No, I wouldn't

I wear a white helmet. Matches everything, stays cool, and is visible

I don't even bother getting the right style of helmet for my bike.

i matched everything with my bike

If anything, I would match the helmet to the gear. Depending on how good it looked, maybe match the gear to the bike. Also, they shouldn't clash unless it's tasteful or on purpose.

this

Visibility is more important to me in a helmet. Also even if it's matched to the bike it still won't be matched to the clothes unless you go full MotoGP cosplay. Easier to match the style. Nothing looks worse than a hektik multitone sportbike helmet on a cruiser.

When you dont have a front brake.

>tfw someone use your OC that you made for that guy that got rekt by venison

>where should I ride fast?

Into a wall.

Yeah liter fags need to die

I matched everything, shit sucks when it gets hot as shit down here in Africa though.

>black
Enjoy being killed because you're invisible

he doesn't look american, so chances that people don't look out for bikers are quite low.

>tfw riding 100 in a 20 zone

The fuck is people's obsession with buying shitty slow bikes so they can hold the throttle wide open and still go slow for fun? I always hate when I'm in a slow vehicle and have to hit full throttle because it means there's nothing more for it to give. It just makes me sad to not have enough power on tap.

I am that guy. That's why I thought it was funny he mentioned wiping out on my maiden ride because that's exactly what happened.

even my car is not that slow, maybe find new friends.

I you cant have fun with any vehicle. Slow or fast. Then you are the problem.

>780 credit score
>aproved for $15k


wat should i get dbt>?

Pw50

stretched turbobusa

new GSXR1000R, RSV4, or zx10r

Tiger 800

what type you like

af1racingaustin. com/aprilia-inventory/2017-dorsoduro-900

...

Why doesn't this image include hipsters on cafe racers being buttfucked?

Because that would be inaccurate.
The harley riders and sport bike riders would be fucking each other.

>decide I'm going to change the angle of my bikes shifter
>get down to look for the bolt that holds it on
>pull it off without so much as touching a spanner
>mfw I've not touched it in the 4 months I've had it
>mfw I've been one bad shift from loosing it all that time
>mfw all those false neutrals now make sense
fuck dealers

Post bikes manlets can't ride.
Here's my ninja on stilts.

>have to leave for work by 04:45am to be at work by 05:30am
>05:05am
>Mr. Shekelstien is going to fuck me if I am late
>songs on my playlist want me to go fast
>youtube.com/watch?v=83oH2TP_Aiw
>Matsuoka Shuzo tells me to NEVER GIVE UP!!
>230kph.gif
>blowing through traffic
>for some reason I unleash a powerful warcry
>arrive at work at 05:38am
>Shekels doesn`t know I am late because he is late
Why is riding a bike so fun? 200kph in a car isn`t fun at all

Got a 2016 Vulcan S today, like new. I don't think I've ever been so excited for something in my life

I would, but having seen my brother, who's 5'3", ride anything, I don't think there is one.

Can you imagine having to align the chain on that thing?

I was working on these tendies, but seems I'll have to start all over again.

now it needs bags and you can achieve comfy

You're trying really hard to make yourself a meme, aren't you?

It has a luggage rack already, but I'm looking into side bags for sure

As someone who does exactly that, its pretty fuckin boolin my guy.

Nothing quite like the sound of a squad of 5 bikes making less then 100hp combined ripping it at redline down sidewalks and shit