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Bidwell
Bidwell

Lets here your ideas or inventions.

Nothing is too stupid
Remember
One guy got people to buy rocks from him as pets

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amazon.com/ThinkGeek-USB-Pet-Rock/dp/B003DOD0TI

iluvmen
iluvmen

tortilla chip warmer
restaurant grade

Inmate
Inmate

Draw scat fetish porn on comission

Methnerd
Methnerd

Got any sketches?

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

something like this

Skullbone
Skullbone

What if Twitter merged with Square?

Think about it.

Jack Dorsey is the CEO of both companies.
They're both hemorrhaging cash.
Their investors are a bunch of hype hungry desperate idiots.
And combined they wouldn't be half-bad.

Hell, if Twitter and Square merged it would be the greatest micropayments company of all time.

Not to mention Twitter is basically a blockchain. Boom, more hype than you know what to do with.

I for one would totally tweet some birdbit to pay for stuff.

Not to mention Venmo is a great precedent for something similar, yet has nowhere close to the popularity that the combined forces of Twitter and Square could command.

All together, you have a major merger that takes two companies with negative profitability and turns them into a powerhouse for social payments, micropayments, blockchains, and slurping up investor hype money like no tomorrow.

"Squarebird: It's what's happening for business."

DeathDog
DeathDog

Make some rad lookin edc shitt. Consumers eat

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Possible to bring back the pet rock? Give it enough hype and you could make millions. Unless it's trademarked.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

If we had ideas why would we tell them to internet strangers?

cum2soon
cum2soon

they came out with a new pet rock that has a usb hookup. i dont think it does anything, it's not a memory stick or anything like that, but it shows up an an icon under My Computer.
amazon.com/ThinkGeek-USB-Pet-Rock/dp/B003DOD0TI

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

You ask too many questions

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

How about this:

A bespoke male-order service with a lot of "word of mouth" advertising. It would really suck the customers in, I'm sure.

girlDog
girlDog

Ok shekelstein here's my idea: a computer program that generates invention ideas

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Make dog coats and sell ad space oj them. Advertisers pay dog owners when they walk their dog through certain places.
Incentives dog walking (maybe you can Jew for some grants).
You make money by selling the products to dog owners (it's an investment) and taking a cut of their earnings from advertisers.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

an "exclusive" social media site where you pay to become a member, and the amount you pay is equal to the number of people who are already members

first person signs up free, second person pays $1, millionth person pays $999,999, etc.

idontknow
idontknow

a blockchain-based trading card game will, at some point, make a shitload of money

it probably needs an established brand to be successful

build a white label blockchain TCG and sell/license it to WoTC or a similar company

eGremlin
eGremlin

amazon.com/ThinkGeek-USB-Pet-Rock/dp/B003DOD0TI
the customer reviews
topkek

JunkTop
JunkTop

I have an idea for an app that through soft testing with targetted clients (lawyers, bankers, any professional that works with a phone to call into larger companies) fills a void completely untouched in the market place.

Only one problem, I don't trust you fucks not to steal my idea.

Soft_member
Soft_member

so why post in this thread at all, faggot?

massdebater
massdebater

automatic management tool. Only it's not automatic and in reality pajeets are managing things.
Sell it to business people and make millions. Then they will wonder why their software is so slow, because pajeets work too much and die.
Then sell them even more "upgrade" packages with fresh pajeets.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

A volume dimmer for TVs that turns down the volume when ads come on.

Evilember
Evilember

A toilet app that rates all the toilets available to use,and tea l them on ur map with GPS telling u which toilets are good.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

The days that a single, simple invention can make you rich is long gone...

Chinks will rape your virgin IP even before it hits the market.

Your brilliant Kickstarter idea could be on sale in China before you’ve even finished funding it.

Yekutiel Sherman couldn’t believe his eyes.
The Israeli entrepreneur had spent one year designing the product that would make him rich—a smartphone case that unfolds into a selfie stick. He had drawn up prototypes, secured some minimal funds from his family, and launched a crowdfunding campaign.

But one week after his product hit Kickstarter in December 2015, Sherman was shocked to see it for sale on AliExpress—Alibaba’s English-language wholesale site. Vendors across China were selling identical smartphone case selfie-sticks, using the same design Sherman came up with himself.

Sherman had become a victim of China’s lightning-fast copycats. Before he had even found a factory to make his new product, manufacturers in China had spied his idea online, and beaten him to the punch.

DeathDog
DeathDog

Yekutiel Sherman couldn’t believe his eyes.
The Israeli entrepreneur had spent one year designing the product that would make him rich—a smartphone case that unfolds into a selfie stick. He had drawn up prototypes, secured some minimal funds from his family, and launched a crowdfunding campaign.
But one week after his product hit Kickstarter in December 2015, Sherman was shocked to see it for sale on AliExpress—Alibaba’s English-language wholesale site. Vendors across China were selling identical smartphone case selfie-sticks, using the same design Sherman came up with himself.
Sherman had become a victim of China’s lightning-fast copycats. Before he had even found a factory to make his new product, manufacturers in China had spied his idea online, and beaten him to the punch.

This is also why GoPro, FitBit, and any American Drone companies are failing...

Can't make any returns on your R&D when your ideas are immediately stolen & undercut in pricing.

Americans are basically paying for Research & Development for Chink thieves...

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

His idea is shit but he thinks it's great.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Built-in VR stations at furniture stores. You can rent, for a very modest sum, a 360 degree camera to have set up in your home and take full scans of your rooms, which you then bring into the store where 3d mockups of their furniture products are added into the VR environment to show you how it would look in your home and match with your decor.

cum2soon
cum2soon

I designed a roll-up washing line where the pegs are integrated into the washing line so you can't lose them

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Fucking kek

Skullbone
Skullbone

Wouldn't it make more sense to have a furniture store app where you can sit on your own couch in your own house and have different couches to scroll through and simulate

Evilember
Evilember

I know a $600 piece of software waiting for a few hired programmers to outcompete it very quickly, using an invention of mine.

I don't have any programmers, though. Very sad.

cum2soon
cum2soon

You know an app that shows me the nearest free public toilet so I don't have to pay to take a piss sounds like something I'd use.

Techpill
Techpill

3D printed life-size celebrity heads as sex toys.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

nice

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

An "adult superstore" that sells actual adult things, like tax forms, office supplies, and mortgage loans.

whereismyname
whereismyname

Jennifer Lawrence, Kim Kardashian... Trump...

hairygrape
hairygrape

im sure this exists, or it was the punchline in one of those silicon valley type shows.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

there was an app that created floor-plans etc fro photographs a few years ago. it as for painting or wallpaper from memory.... wouldnt take much for a pivot

Methshot
Methshot

look up camping clothe lines. its a twisted pair clothes line here you separate the pair and put your clothes between them an it holds them in place.

StonedTime
StonedTime

Why have a pet rock when you can have a pet STONE...

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

A spouse affair tracking device. We gps plus camera.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

am currently doing a group sharing app for something that hasn't been done yet. Anyone feel like giving me 10k to pay a coder?

5mileys
5mileys

Make art, really dumb shit art

Put it on ebay saying a famous person made it

>??????

Proffti

askme
askme

This sounds like a good idea, but what if you make a app for it and you kinda go the kancolle route where it's really interactive and the character designs are from numerous artists

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Toilet paper without the cardboard roll

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

the game isn't really important, what's important is:
giving a single entity the means to issue limited releases of digital cards
enabling a secondary market to emerge around those digital cards
combine those two factors with a new hit game OR an established success and it's basically a license for the publisher to print money, except they don't even have to buy a printing press or pay for materials

5mileys
5mileys

I know of a company doing this, but they shoot houses for real estate companies so they can show it to people looking for a house.

There's also plenty of augmented reality solutions that do that.

Emberburn
Emberburn

This was done by George Costanza on the Curb Your Enthusiasm Seinfeld reunion show. He lost all the money he made from it in alimony and from investing with Bernie Madoff lol.

Evilember
Evilember

I hate to break it to you, but that already exists. We had those in my very first job, and that thing was older than I was.

Sit or Squat is what you just invented.

Unfortunately the days of doing this are long gone, as eBay has about three million forms of buyer protection.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Youtube videos where people whisper and tap stuff and get tons of lonely virgin losers to subscribe and donate money.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Anticapital.

Promise one million dollars to people in return for spreading referral links. If a rich person clicks on the referral link, and talks to me, and we both become richer through my genius, then give the person who sent them a referral link one million dollars.

Literally the fastest way to get the attention of Mr. Capital.

Soft_member
Soft_member

Person exchange

It's Air BnB, but instead of renting a house, you bid on living someone else's life for a determined amount of time. In my idea I'd like to include every aspect such as car, significant other, job, events, etc. You can use their bank accounts, too. In reality this would need stipulations and boundaries, and these can be decided on a case-by-case basis.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

I saw a TV show with this as a plot once. A millionaire who found out his wife was planning to murder him put himself on the exchange for cheap.

w8t4u
w8t4u

i did an invent. here is my prototype pic related.

Methshot
Methshot

Nigs, get a loan if you're that confident.

hairygrape
hairygrape

a blockchain-based trading card game will, at some point, make a shitload of money
i own pepecash too, but i doubt it will make shitloads.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

Building it right now for personal use:

Scriptable banking app

- Interfaces/scrapes bank websites (this is why I wouldn't trust a ~~cloud provider~~ as it would require my banking details)
- Create rules beyond "move $x from a to b every n week"

So for example:

- Check transaction for account x, if credit to account with description containing "COMPANY PTY LTD", transfer 30% to account x, transfer 20% to account y
- If the date is the date credit card due - 1, transfer balance required from account x

If anyone knows of any open source project similar to this, please let me know. Australian preferred.

TreeEater
TreeEater

vibrating fake cock, how original

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

i don't own pepecash, and i don't think it in particular will make a lot of money (nor do i think the other existing blockchain TCGs will)

i think blockchain-backed magic: the gathering (or something similar) will make a lot of money for WoTC

i think there is an opportunity for someone to build a solid platform and sell it to WoTC or a similar company for a nice chunk of change

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

KEk

Evilember
Evilember

Tinder but for hunting whales and sharks.

SniperWish
SniperWish

my favorite (i think only) inside Veeky Forums meme

RavySnake
RavySnake

Pics of real prototype pls

WebTool
WebTool

Glasses with an HUD, pretty much like what Planar did with their transparent OLED display, except glasses-shaped. Friend bought prescription glasses on Kickstarter, those that have built-in speakers and controls on the side, but I think it would be cool to actually have a HUD. Not for watching videos but mostly for browsing I guess? Or reading. Idk desu.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

i can't

askme
askme

Serves him right since he stole the idea from someone else.. What goes around, comes around.

idontknow
idontknow

I misread that as games and realised, but now I like games better

make some sort of game that requires the glasses for the hud rather than on screen

or even do VR game like pokemon go.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

adult GoGurt focused on /fit/ and /crossfit/ memers. expand the business into also having larger tubes for yogurt like the greek yogurt tubs but with a cap so that it can be squeezed out at the consumers choice.

Cuts down on shipping cost and inefficiencies in packaging as the plastic tube format is less rigid/weighs less than the standard yogurt cup
is convenient for people going between work and the gym, while also being low-sugar/high protein unlike standard gogurts which are the exact opposite

could probably make deals with marathons or athletic competitions to promote the brand.

King_Martha
King_Martha

Reminder to report this shill every time he spams his shitty page

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

VR glasses would be pretty sick desu. With Bluetooth with your phone and shit, yeah.

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