/wtc/ - Witcher, Cyberpunk

Spoiler: You're dumbanon

Please explain this new meme. I merely read the books on a website and occasionally alt+tab to check the thread and revel in my adoration of Regis and Philippa my nerd husbando and waifu, respectively.

People pointlessly fill the thread with spoilers, someone complained about it. Autism ensued, now they're filling this thread with it as well.
Come back in a week and it'll be clear.

spoiler: Triss is a sick fuck!

Just have people redact their shit case closed. People can be amenable. We can live in harmony under one thread. Just like /twg/ despite having fanatic Warhammer Fantasy fans and fanatic History Buffs who both hate each other.

Ok if you see a spoiler in this current thread I'm afraid you're overreacting or having a schizophrenic collapse.

What are you talking about? I was just explaining the situation to the confused user.

Tryst with Triss :3

I misread the grammar of your post, nevermind, sorry.

I cringed so badly at that.

If you come to this thread, expect spoilers. 99% of the people here have finished the game.

I thought it was cute, Geralt teasing her a bit, and her reactions was nice too.

I'm trying to be an ass to her though. No false hope. It's my Yen playthrough.

I find it very cute when she starts telling her plan about getting into those barracks to get Djikstras gold and she says "Put these shackles on me" and Geralt goes something like "Are you sure you wanna do it now ? There are people around" in a sexual way.

I just find that whole part with them in Novigrad so adorable, but im always extremely nice to Trissfu since i literally can't force myself to hurt her in any way (let her get tortured/ with words etc..)

For example i always say nothing when Djikstra comes into that house and trolls you about being old lovers, but you can "deny" it or something and it doesnt matter, but i still can't force myself to say it :( But on the other hand i want to listen to the other voice lines...
Life is suffering

>"Put these shackles on me" and Geralt goes something like "Are you sure you wanna do it now ? There are people around"

Her answer is foreshadowing the threesome ending

to think I almost didn't do my daily rewards, I got my first non-duplicate legendary

pls gz

Wrong general, user-kun.

No matter how much of an ass you try to be to Triss and Yen, Geralt will always have an occasional flirty remark or a compliment. He loves his waifus.

Yeah, I like when Geralt teases her too. This 22 inch dialogue is also one of my favs. Feel free to play around with Triss' dialogue, sometimes, seemingly harsher responses lead to a better moments. For example, during the fountain scene, if you act a bit hesitant about accepting her offer to move to Kovir, the scene is much cuter.

>seemingly harsher responses lead to a better moments
Case in point. You'd never find out Geralt was her first love otherwise. Even the books don't say it point blank.

Wait, Geralt was her first love? How the fuck? Did she just stave off thirsty dudes for 30 years before she met Geralt?

First love ain't necessarily your first fuck, ya' pure maiden.

I didn't interpret it like that. I thought she was only correcting Dijkstra's saying, but it's true in a way.

Triss had a very active sex life and experimented with a lot in her youth. She even dated women, but she never found that true love or had anything meaningful until she fell in love with Geralt.

How well does Gwent run on GNU?

Why are there sometimes pre-rendered cutscenes at the most random points?

>buy a load of recipes at a shop
>have that pop up+sound combo constantly for the next five minutes
Do CDPR even play their games?

Ever had sex with a whore? Did you love her?

Triss is garbage, and so is your thread

@178934357
really makes me think

Sorry. I just don't usually have sex with people unless I actually want to be with them. Fucking always has emotional repercussions on both people.

t. Good Catholic Boy

Unlike Yen, Triss wasn't a hunchback, and was born with naturally good looks, so she had her pick of men, and women before meeting Geralt. How she acted on those first urges might have been iffy, and she clearly isn't a virgin, as sex isn't frowned upon in the world of the Witcher, but at least she isn't a FUCKING HUNCHBACK LIKE YEN!

Triss is awesome and I don't go to /gwt/. I'm quite comfy here.

Are you AyyMD or Nvidia? I've heard AyyMD is somehow getting better performance in the Linuxverse.

Fact: if all the sorceresses were measured by the average score of beauty and intelligence (the two most valuable traits of a sorceress), Philippa would be the victor of that pageant.

Yen was fixed in her youth and she was around 80 when she first met Geralt. She's had her share of fucks too I'm sure.

We don't know about Triss' youth much. We know Vesemir knew her when she was a child and was apparently close to her. We also know she had a comfy little tower in Maribor before Sodden. Most sorceresses change their appearance in some way. We can assume Triss made herself prettier too. And after Sodden, she got fixed after getting horribly burned.

>was born with naturally good looks

Lol no. No sorceress is. Geralt doesn't delve into Triss' imperfections because he doesn't want to fuck her. The book narrates only the hidden attributes on sorceresses Geralt wants to fuck

god damn perfect body

Yah, her tits are supposed to be permanently fucked after Sodden. She was scorched all over and paralyzed, only being revived with borderline illegal methods. Or, "she can never wear a low-cut neckline again".

The battle of sodden always confuses me because it seems like some time warp the mages somehow escaped out of, fragmenting the timeline. I mean, one moment multiple sorcerers are dead and the next they're all revived as if nothing happened. Makes me wonder if they did Goetia or Necromancy or some shit. of course, Ciri was able to revive "dead" Yen and Geralt.

Yeah, Triss is perfect.

Actually, she was fixed. Her scars are barely visible. Her traumas are more psychological, something like a PTSD. She might have overcame over time. Here's the quote:

'They used the highest magics on us,' she continued in a muted voice, 'spells, elixirs, amulets and artefacts. Nothing was left wanting for the wounded heroes of the Hill. We were cured, patched up, our former appearances returned to us, our hair and sight restored. You can HARDLY SEE the marks. But I will never wear a plunging neckline again, Geralt. Never.’

Honestly, all the women in the Witcher have either a young, full body, or an old wrinkly one.

The only other exceptions are the satyr/succubus girls and Ciri.

So any choice is entirely based on personality. The girls all have the same body.

triss is absolute shit

What? Triss was just an asshat who didn't feel it necessary to inform the townsfolk of Sodden that they buried the wrong corpse and erected a monument over a nobody.
But her trauma combined with the symbolism of a person being alive yet having a grave, gave Triss stress dreams and nightmares.

There are 4 different body types. Also they are all quite distinctive in design. Triss, Yen, Keira, Syanna, Shani. But I'm choosing based on personality. I never liked red hair, but I adore Triss.

Give me three reasons why.

What does Yen have that Triss doesn't?

triss is vomit

Why is The Witcher's community so small? The fucking porn games generals have more than triple the posters.

Sadism, individualism, better magical abilities, money, money, money, money, and money.

Penniless witcher yo

Yen is stronger, smarter and more mature than Triss and I say this as a giant Trissfag.

triss is ugly bitch liar

triss drink troll piss

Having only played #3, it seems like Triss is the canon choice. Geralt even explains how his relationship with Yen was "forced" and how the two were always fighting. It tired him out.

Yen is scheming, and only wants power for power's sake, while Triss, who is also ambitious, still cares for her fellow mages beyond female sorceresses.

Yen is older, jaded, and was born deformed. She learned magic to fix this. Triss is younger and while she might have changed her looks to make herself more beautiful, she wasn't born a monster.

Yen is mean, cold and shrill to Geralt. She abandoned him for years, deciding to stick with the Emperor rather than seek him out. Even if she couldn't find him, she knows where witchers go every winter, even if she has never been to Kaer Morhen. Triss, on the other hand, was busy and has a valid excuse for not being with Geralt beyond their complicated history. She has also lived with Geralt at the castle and is by all accounts a kind and caring, if fiery woman. Hehehe

Even when fighting for Ciri, I feel like this is secondary for Yen. She doesn't care as much about her daughter as Geralt and doesn't trust her, like when she listens in on the Lodge meeting before the final battle. Triss, on the other hand, is a sister to Ciri, which I admit poses a bit of a problem, but only if Geralt still treated Ciri like a kid.

this

redheads are cute and irresistible tho

Sadism isn't good.
Triss is her own woman.
She also has money at the end of the game. And is that everything? No.

Sure, but not 3DPD ones.

>walk into Yen's room
>see book
>G:"The Poisoned Source- Still turns to it for inspiration"
>book about how sorceresses shouldn't be mothers and should be forcibly sterilized

W-what did he mean by this?

I want to drink Triss' piss before giving her a kiss

Triss has other qualities. She is kinder, more compassionate, more fun. I like her idealistic nature, her desire to help others, the effort she makes to improve herself...and she is absolutely adorable.

Triss is 3D

D-do I have to fight him if I don't give them up?

triss is skank

But not 3DPD.
Why is it so hard for normalfags to understand the distinction between 3DCG and 3DPD?

No, just do as he says

>Having only played #3
There's the problem

Having only played 3, Emhyr is a deadbeat dad, Philippa is a victim, Avallac'h is a trustworthy mentor.

All of these couldn't be further from the truth.

You can also find Istredd's book dedicated to her.

I really like how they gave Triss her own thing with the mages.

Nope.

>Sadism isn't good.
It depends. Geralt is a masochist, so in his case, it is.
>Triss is her own woman.
Lol

But why would a Witcher let himself be disarmed?
What if there's a Nekker nest underneath the cake?
Or Drowners in the chocolate fountain?

I can't fight them off with Signs alone!

Triss will protect you.

>I can't fight them off with Signs alone!

Believe in yourself my man

>You can also find Istredd's book dedicated to her.
I know. Cuckfags at cdpr baka. But I'm talking about the Skellige room
Geralt feels naked without his swords. The entire plot of Season of Storms is about his swords being inadequately stored after he's asked to relinquish them.

I think I lost Triss already. I was meandering about and she stopped following me at some point. I circled back to the road and didn't run into her.

Just move ahead, she'll get spawned next to you. While your at the party, make sure to find Voorhis and Dijkstra. You can also overhear some noble women gossiping about Geralt and Triss.

I eventually found her wandering in circles near the food. She stopped pacing soon after I arrived.

Okay, so CDPR's magnum opus isn't canon for you. Got it. Nice to know you dislike the best RPG in at least ten years.

>the best RPG in at least ten years
Pretty sure /hgg2d/ is discussing a better one Just the name alone is far better than "Witcher"

Pointing out that exclusion of background materials could potentially change how players see characters, is not a contradiction of canon. How bout rubbing out a load and going to bed kiddo? You're already doing some spectacular wanking and I wouldn't want to see it go to waste.

How do you think Triss felt shitting in front of Geralt and having him wipe her ass?

Ciri :3

Aroused

This is how people sound when they find a game with bare boobies for the first time. Trust me, it'll pass.

>I eventually found her wandering in circles near the food

What a fat bitch

>not having a waifu who continually challenges your manhood
Poor Trissfags

>not having a woman who continually licks your manhood
Poor Yenfags.

Yen is made for throatfucking what you talkin bout?

Yen might be bossy and sarcastic but she's not dominant in bed at all

Geralt clearly shags her stupid.

Our Geralts wear the same shirt

It's a good shirt

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All the other casual clothes make him look so faggy. At least leave the top buttons undone, it's not a job interview.

Ah yes, I can see how easily they would confuse the ultra-famous witcher, Geralt of Rivia, and the random minor noble. Their only defining features are their masks.

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