/owg/ - Overwatch General

What is a thing is your team not being able to shoot down discorded Pharah's.

Therefore, this is hell.

I WANT TO FUCK EVERYONE

haha lol memes xD

A man can dream, I still have hopes for a short to tease the new hero at least

>tfw pic related was a fake leak

Placements are pretty much 100% confirmed pointless. You get place 100-200 below your last season's final sr no matter what.

>match at 3058
>win
>realize i'm getting 50 per win now
>holy shit I am gonna be master in no time
>win one more, get 3150
>literally win-loss-win-loss-win-loss for 30 games or more
>about to rip my hair out
>suddenly start winning again
>realize i'm gaining 20 sr per win now and losing 25
>still get to 3333
>this amount of wins with 50 sr would bring me to master for sure

fuck this fucking shitty ass fucking system FUCK

>decide to fuck around with more Genji in QP because I have only an hour on him
>one of the enemy switches to Genji too
>Level 900, 300+ hours on Genji, golden weapon and the Nippon skin
>proceeds to target me and teabg the whole game
>"that's how you play genji"
>mfw
Is there really a need to be that big of an ass

>BRO WE NEED TO FOCUS PHARAH
how to spot the scrubs

I FUCK THE MUSIC

>not shooting it on your own

REMINDER THAT GENJI LOVES TO LICK HIS BLADE'S DIRTY BUNGHOLE CLEAN

The first 20 or so games after placement are super important because of the insane gains. Then it's back to the normal grind.

Why do you care so much about your rank? It doesn't mean anything.

Angela stop.

mada mada!

it's fucking infuriating man, I was doing great but had impossible to win with teams

now I'm getting decent games but barely gaining anything, still gained 200 sr..

i could have seriously been high master with these wins, obviously it would be harder games though

being below GM does mean you're subhuman but i guess if you dont care about that..

>see Tracer
>die

t. high Gold

>Someone switched to a character he plays a lot
>Stomps someone else learning said hero to feel better about himself
>Brags

People do this shit all the time. They are just lonely, user.

>mfw fucking up tryhard M/GM Genjis in QP while spamming HOW EMBARRASSING after every kill
>mfw they switch to Reaper and they keep dying to you 1v1
>they ragequit or cry in chat

t. mid beryllium

HALTING POSITION

it's always funny to provoke them into going reaper and shield dance around them, but that all ends the moment they go ragehog on you

>not spamming SORRY ABOUT THAT

>get bullied into playing widowmaker by my teammates who want to make fun of me
>accidentally headshot tracer
>"foolish girl" in the most erotic voice possible

I-I see now why people play Widowmaker.

autism

also I don't want to quit/criticize a game when I have a shitter rank

that's why I had to get legendary eagle before i quit the piece of shit that is csgo

>not spamming both

>5 - 0 a player in 1v1
>leave and requeue
>get same guy
>he leaves

>play no skill hero against hero skill
>win because of garbage rock paper scissor mechanics
and youre proud?

Post skins that feel more canon to you than vanilla ones.

Winston without a stache is just no.

>not NATURAL SELECTION

>3rd game
>another guy
>he leaves after losing first round

found the genjibabby

t. Genji Shimada

wow you guys are accusing me of playing one of the highest skill cap heroes in the game i feel very insulted

how do we save ctf

Stop shitposting and go back to meditating, Genji.

>>win because of garbage rock paper scissor mechanics

That's how the game is meant to be played, don't be a retarded one-trickster who only playes one hero and continues to cry when he's being countered.

>Queue up for competitive
>Get a mercy main that starts acting like a huge drama queen
>He starts screaming "KILL THE MERCY KILL THE FUCKING MERCY" on voice chat
>Even though everyone focused her down before he started yelling, he continues his autistic screeching for a while even after the Mercy is dead
>Try to explain on voice chat that there's a D.Va behind us so we don't get ulted or flanked to death
>He yells at me, saying "Shut the fuck up, the D.Va doesn't matter, the Mercy matters because if you don't kill her she's gonna rez, D.Va already used her ult so fucking pay attention"
>Holy hell this guy is triggered
>Ask him politely to calm down
>He gets even more triggered and goes on a tirade about how important him and his calls are
>Inform him that his toxicity isn't helping, and that there are better, more constructive ways to communicate
>He mutes me and starts acting passive aggressive all game
>Decide to afk so he doesn't win
>He later changes to Soldier and feeds his ass off
>Report him afterwards
>mfw getting a notification moments afterwards explaining that he's been punished

Daily reminder that healer mains are nothing but drama queens and degenerates.

a lot of people play genji but that doesn't mean they're good with him

why do bad players jump so much in aim duels

do they think it makes them harder to hit

>>mfw fucking up tryhard M/GM Genjis in QP while spamming HOW EMBARRASSING after every kill
I find this hard to believe on the grounds that if they were good they'd know how to avoid you.

As a Mercy main, I apologize on his behalf.

I do not support him or any of his actions against the team: please don't hold it against us. We just want you to live so you can kill our enemies: have a cute Lucio.

>NRG made of mentally weak betas

Explain why they are so fucking shit.

>Ever since release I've only been able to obtain the Safari legendary for Winston

What is Winston's best skin, actually?

I also always think Stonehardt is Rein's base skin because it just fits so well.

nice fucking screencap turbo retard how did you fuck that up

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>a sword has a butthole
Next you'll tell me girls have a fourth hole at the back of the knee.

lend me your alpha male vision because i can't see shit

>plat comp nepal
>niggers pick 4 dps
>one guy goes mercy
>don't really want to play another game as tank
>pick sombra
>match ends with victory, 3-0, enemy rolled everytime, last map they went tri-tank to punish us and got rolled anyway
>finish with gold elims and gold damage as dank dps sombra
KEK, better have a shit comp that a shit team I guess

handy at avoiding headshots but your center of mass is still exposed to hell, and any sniper worth their salt can still get a headshot, so yeah kind of useless

Oh shush that is the best Winston skin available, until they make a closed helmet one where you can't see his silly face im keeping that as my skin for Winston, suitable skin for exploring the caverns of squishies

youtube.com/watch?v=8fGFjoeyc6I

adadadad with some quick crouches mixed in is way superior, it's really easy to predict the arc of a jump if you are shooting projectiles or track it with hitscan

banana best skin

>bunch of overrated faggots playing solo
>reddit fagits are surprised they never win

...

Sorry but from my experience only 1% of support players are nice people. Low key 99% of them are all toxic, mentally disabled shitters who act so passive aggressive and booty blasted over nothing that it's cringe worthy.

And this is coming from someone who actually plays healers often. Mostly Zenyatta though, he's the only fun support. Have a cute frog for your troubles.

Furthest distance traveled with the flag counts as a win if neither teams caps. Make some incentive to stay for the entire match so people don't rage quit out of a winnable game at the first sign of trouble. Make the match five minutes instead of seven. I love CTF in this game

adadad spam fucks with your aiming, the number of hopeless soldiers adadding while no one is shooting at them and being surprised for hitting at 30% accu is mindnumbing

lol i dunno what sort of handicap those guys have, it comes naturally to compensate for your own movement with your aim if you are any good at FPS games

LUNAR PATCH WHEN

ASTRONAUT SKINS FOR WINSTON FUCKING WHEN

>mfw I'm playing Widowmaker and people in my LoS start jumping around

DUCK you fucking fools

>Genji
>jump around for 30 seconds then press Q
>skill

Also, Winston is is objectively more skill reliant than Gengu.
>big hitbox
>can't spam climb/doublejump
>no instakill swing'n'pray ult
>no 2 panic buttons that guarantee safe escape
>requires coordination and good healer

He already has one m8

Theories on the events for year #2? Are we going to get all the same events or different ones? Will game modes come back? Will we get new skins on top of the old ones from last year?

I consider myself a fairly lucky person. I managed to narrowly avoid death/being disabled for life a few times so...

I think my luck is enough for me to be in that 1% placement.

Also, I love Zenyatta. I wish I was good at him.
Pls ignore the ifunny.com shit

>All the defense heros are garbage except maybe skill scatter if you're a God
>Defending shit is pointless when mobility is king
>Anti-flank options are shit
>Dive has absolutely no answer other than counter diving
>No one dies because mercy Q being mostly unavoidable and Dva and Winston are everywhere
>Game revolves around mercy Q and dragonblade

This meta is genuinely the most awful it has ever been except maybe WHOAH THERE or when Nanoblade was unstoppable.

>ifunny.co

>abilities get a +50% recharge time when carrying the flag
well really anything that keeps the game from being 'make one mistake and Winston/Sombra/Dva will win the game'

and maybe what this user saidhonestly though, Torb can shut down most antics so as long as the whole team doesn't decide to go all in, so it might be unnecessary

>hero has simpler mechanics therefore they are harder to play
exactly the opposite moron

>Commando 76
Just replace that grey spiky hair with a schwarzenegger flat top

>ifunny
fucking kys

Its just a shitty recolor with a different patch on his arm m8, I want a full on space suit and modified weapon legendary

DUDE WEED LMAO

Yeah, you seem alright. Also kek at the people raging at you right now, don't mind them. They probably have emotional problems too. I know I do, I'm bipolar and I suffer from suicidal depression but I do my best to be nice to people and chill.

hahaha

>Won 10/10 placements
>had a few players who ended in high platin last season as enemies
>Most enemies I got were Diamond or even Master
>2-5 Gold Medals in every Placement Match
>4x POTG
>Get ranked at 2812, wich is 70 points lower than my rank at the end of last Season
What was the sense in proving I can compete with High Diamond/Master players then?

>promoting alcoholism

>that spoiler

I think I might have some disorder too, but I am too lazy and afraid of going to a shrink. Also, I don't want to spend the money on that. I'd rather buy icecream and some new OW skins.

>a fucking panda

this is China right?

Ia that Raiden?

Who's the one under Notston meant to be?

So no new hero today then?

Not Tracer?

more like underwatch
because it sucks

tru story: hog + torb + dva + mei + mercy + soldier pretty much shit on dive comps, just held comfortably numbani A with this comp.

Overtime in case of a tie, picking a flag breaks the toe

Done

yeti or traveler for sure

>Every character thanks Mercy when they're revived
>Even Realer sounds grudgingly grateful
>One of Widowmaker's possible lines is a heartbroken "You must really hate me"

The more I find out, the rougher this gets

Which heroes punish dive comp most effectively