/pdg/ - Payday 2, Payday: Crime War, John Wick Chronicles and Antisphere general

Clover > Bonnie > Shit >>>>>Sydney edition

Previous doctor miserable OD heist: >Extremely Autistic Guide on the Mechanics of PAYDAY 2:
steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=267214370

>Workshop Manual
overkillsoftware.com/workshopmanual/

>Upcoming Payday 2 Tournaments:
overkillsoftware.com/payday2-tournament/

>Skill/Weapon Stat Calculator:
pd2weapons.com/

>Breakpoint calculator
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1ucnX2Hm4QlkyKiQkSJzdC_PS9Pc8dBJt3cxYyI3Pkgk/

>Old Skilltree Guide:
i.imgur.com/nUXjB3J.png

>Perk Deck Guide (slightly out of date):
i.imgur.com/hFYr1Io.jpg

>Stat Ranking and Breakpoints (extremely fucking out of date we only keep this here for console plebs):
i.imgur.com/TY14uav.png

>Weapon/Armor/Damage/Pickup Spreadsheets (not up to date):
pastebin.com/dSyuTzdt

>Weapon Skin Checklist (totally up to date):
pastebin.com/jivyLi3A

>Big Oil Engine Calculators:
payday2skills.ru/bigoil.html
albertkung.com/bigoil/

>PAYDAY Wiki:
payday.wikia.com/wiki/PAYDAY_2

>Latest Updates Here:
steamcommunity.com/app/218620

>Steam Group full of shitters:
steamcommunity.com/groups/itfeelslikesomethingsintheair

>Mods and Lua:
pastebin.com/tygApnyc

>Weapon Skin Previews
pd2stash.com/

>Daily Dose
fuldans.se/?v=bawawkvbhb

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Do you know what time it is?

Second for "new" content
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third

>last thread didn't even reach 200 posts

I fucking suck at anything loud, I watch people do One Down runs and it looks nothing like what I experience. There's always like 100000 cops shooting me up in my game. I guess I just suck :' (

Dead

dead

>This one could die as well

This is so dead

ha

youtube.com/watch?v=pV20aY-bYaM

this thread was doomed from the moment clover was placed above sydney

lol!!!!111

this thread was doomed from the moment ash stopped posting the codes

>this thread was doomed from the moment clover was placed above bonnie
ftfy

Shit taste

Has anyone on PC played Judenday on the consoles? Do they roughly run the same? Is it just as unoptimized? Is the player population terrible because they use a controller?

AUGUSTE THE FAN HEISTER CONFIRMED FOR E3
twitter.com/almirlisto/status/871841436412596228
AAAAAAAA

Velma_stop_that.jpg

>free for vr user
Oh thats how they getcha

What did I miss?

2 YEARS

Oh wait

2 DAYS

>PAYDAY Serious themed comic - know any artists?
We've discussed the idea of making a darker PAYDAY comic for a while. Know any good comic book artist that you would like to make a dark comic with the PAYDAY gang? Discuss in the forums and we'll take note. Meanwhile, we have been continuing to make the more light hearted comedy comic and will be releasing them on a weekly basis going forward.

2 days remains

What happened to their faggot that was doing the webcomics, they really "loved him"

>Meanwhile, we have been continuing to make the more light hearted comedy comic and will be releasing them on a weekly basis going forward.

Nothing, those guys were being tricky.

Didn't he get fired after 2 comics?

Hey /pdg/ I was thinking of a hypothetical scenario that would involve giving the crew a nemesis, or rather, four of them to follow the format of four players. I was considering just who in law enforcement would be deadly and cunning enough to rival our favorite heisters and here's what I came up with.

"Dirty" Harry Callahan
Vic Mackey who earnestly believes that someone in the payday gang is responsible for the death of Lemansky
John McClane
Roger Murtaugh and he's just one day away from retirement

Fuck off retard

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So more movie character tie-ins?

Why not throw in my dude Charles Bronson for his Death Wish films too.

Wait, where did they say this?

are you serious

I just got here

gb2r

what the fuck did you do to my oc you turbo nigger

Overwatch heister when?

That's not a Scottish accent

i recently come to the general after 2 weeks.
where did ashley go?
is she ever going to come back?

The fact someone keeps posting this in the /owg/ thread greatly amuses me.

If there ever was a chance for OW character I could easily seeing it be these two.

No, codes arent a thing anymore

but why?
what happend?
i mean, i dont use too much the codes but i miss ashley

She mega-dumped whatever codes she had left.

I would've killed to see if she dropped any Completely Overkill Pack ones though, I have a thirst for Mega Wolf something fierce.

>"she"

No, the tranny attention whore dumped his last bag of shit and left for good.

Good riddance.

There's no COP codes in existence you dipshit, there never were.

>COP codes
Sadly she never had one to give away.

The closest was when OVK was giving out the 2016 GOTY bundles for charity auction winners.

There were, but they were only given out to OVK employees, one each.

>Page does not exist
What?

GO ON HOME BRITISH SOLDIER GO ON HOME

Haven't played this since 2013, is it still alive? Are there safes/crates with still stat boosting skins?

That shit is irrelevant because you can boost weapons alone

Yes, stat-boosted skins are still distributed.
It doesn't really matter /that/ much since OVK put out an emergency everybody-can-have-stat-boosts patch during the Christmas after Kikefest.

It just means if you were an early adopter who spent money on stat boosted skins, OVK gave you a big fuck you but otherwise, nobody cares.

I didn't hear about that stat boost change. Might have to reinstall. Thanks

Just got the spec ops pack. Someone name a pack, and I'll throw it in for kicks.

If I have it already I'll just ignore it and move on to the next suggestion

Say what you dont have

>not posting the rest

Funnily enough, what I do have may be shorter.

Where is the spec ops here fag

This is pre-sec ops, why?

GWP 01 and Courier, nigga.

I already have those.

Just post the ones that you have NOW, try to get Chivalry, Sydney, AK/CAR and russian The fucking soundtracks too

Western. Or BBQ.

I don't have the rest, sorry mi familia.

And done-zo. Thanks a bunch!

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So, should I buy all of the discounted DLC now or should I get the finale when it gets here?
I have 12 DLC packs until I have gotten all of the DLC.

I really don't want my question unanswered and the thread dies.

How much is all of the DLC for you now?

It's a pretty easy question to figure out.

$9.84

What is this finale thing? Is payday 2 about to be ded?

>"Do not attempt to move or we'll be shooting ourselves."

I've heard that OVK is going to round all of the DLC up and sell it all together in some sorta "Ultimate" or "Ultra" edition of Payday, and you would get a discount depending whether or not you owned the some/most of the dlcs.

DLC is cheaper right now

How did you come up with that?

All of the DLC combined is like $28 so that's about a third of the DLC left. Given that the bundle is $45 including the base game, it might be cheaper? Nobody knows how much OVK is going to decide to weigh the DLC.

So fellas, what do you have for your music selection? I honestly can't stand some of the music because it doesn't sound pleasant when it obnoxiously loops. Here's an example:
youtube.com/watch?v=0mn1ZdNROXA

though Hot Pursuit is fantastic.
youtube.com/watch?v=PWN-Emn7-Q8

How will OVK fuck up the Ultimate DLC?
>giving free DLC to everyone
>Some DLC like Armored transport or weapon pack 1 will be left out because they forgot about it
>locking anyone who doesn't have all DLC out
>corrupting everyone's save file
>no discount at all because they have no idea what they're doing
Failure of some kind is inevitable, so maybe we will get some skins when they have to apologize.

I really wish you could set some of the vocal songs like Flames of Love for heists

Just get a good build senpai. Crossbow China puff, suit, rogue ez.

>CAR-4
>Locomotive
>Armorer
>Mastermind/Enforcer
is it still salvageable
i've quitted since OVK decided to shill the game out with micro transactions

stupid question but wheres the button to enter the safe house. I cant find it anywhere.

Third tab of the safehouse, where you upgrade it

No i'm in the main menu and i cant find the button to start the safe house.

go to crime.net and it's one of the 4 boxes on the far left

how do i get my offshore money back. i pressed the button in the safe house.

you play the game
>CHEATING

You dont, thats the joke

fucking swede cucks would put this into the game. at least irl they burn their money by giving it to refugees via welfare.

what happened to the skill that made drills quiet?

Still here, fused with another, read the fucking skills of the middle tree of Tech

im reading it and its not there

Did they update Payday:The Date? Can I fuck Houston now?

it's literally the first skill in the middle branch of the technician tree

oh lawl xdd. i see it

So what is going to happen on 2 days

Make your bets

>Isn’t The Ultimate Edition way more expensive than just buying each DLC separately?
>No it’s not. If you buy the game and all DLC seperately, it’s much more expensive than buying the Ultimate Edition.

They'll break this. They can't even spell separately right.

97th for the best mask of the game

Rat heister when

>playing Crime Spree with bots
>things are going alright, little rough doing objectives mostly by myself
>attempt to player with actual people
>we get fucked up about a minute in

I'm never going to do that again. Like throwing money down a drain.