What would Veeky Forums do in this situation?

What would Veeky Forums do in this situation?

move on, as the parking bay is taken

>no helmet or other protection
Typical squid

Warm the pan

turn 360 degrees and walk away

get the lube

Park nearby and take a picture, because it's rare for these two oceangoing species to meet.

Take it home and feed it a bowl of eggs.

its been this way ever since he started smoking pot

Walk by because it is most likely parked in a kroger parking lot, where junk belongs