Dota 2 general /d2g/

Broodmother

definitely not Phoenix

If OG lose to secret that mean they are out?

how do actually win a game if your carry only has two items by minute 50?

>no gal hero

Lyralei of course.

WR

>no jewish stick figure hero
thank the lord

2022 DOTA PREDICTIONS
as the name says, make your predictions about dota in 2022 exactly 5 years later. if they come to be true youll earn deetoogee points.

My predictions:
level cap raised to 30 along with new talents for 30
some pregame talent pick shit ala masteries in lol
blink max range whatever removed
more item suggestions made into the game from peruvians forums
new clown hero voiced by slacks along with his own announcer
2gd's new game has flopped and is now a chicken tendie neet
our guy ppd has quit the game and still riding his ti royalties thanks to smart bitcoin invesment
arteezy still hasnt won a ti

New pictures when?

The game is somehow even less enjoyable than now

>watching purge's new video
>youtube.com/watch?v=zeoaDhL8FwA
>intro in purge's video shows bunch of purge sources as in his name
>it goes little satyr - sd agh purge - fortunes end - spirit lance - diffusalblade - razor's passive - tornado
>spirit lance
am i supposed to take this guy seriously

wtf i hate purge now

>still no slitbreaker in site

He's a roaming hero right?
There's no point in him bring safe carry when he can't farm at all.

>ywn break her slit
why live

he'd actually be a pretty good support if you made the aghs upgrade a normal part of phantasm

Why is reddit so funny? xddd

xd

what's the joke here

normies on the internet.

>playing game
>computer overheats
>get an abandon even though i carried us to the position we were in
>low priority

now im on drugs and stuck in low priority

how bad could it get

>magma elementals become upgraded
>2.5x health 2x damage
>cooldown increased 2x

y/n?

The frog hasn't yet invented an item that synergizes perfectly with this hero and enables him to actually carry games.
Go armlet -> no sustain
Go raw damage items -> illusions get nothing
Go S&Y/Manta/Echo -> lol no damage
Go Maelstorm -> no synergy with crit damage and lifesteal
Go BKB -> announce to the whole world which unit is the real one among illusions
Shit hero.

>alacrity gives spell immunity

What if we removed the 4k bracket completely?

>2-0'd by chinks
>beat by shitquid

TI's coming up lads

Then what whould we call the point between 3 and 5k? Or do you propose we remove it completely and anyone who goes past 3999 Me-Me-Ar goes directly to 5000?

babbyn0ti's will never win ti

apparenty he can't even have a relevant finish at TI much less win it

>yfw EG wins TI this year

>mfw OG wins TI

Reminder that we are about 4 months out from an OG disband

>yuros on d2g are still assblasted from the 120k USA's at TI5
i think they'd kill themselves if EG wins again

>LIQUID BEAT OG WITH A FUCKING PUDGE

LMFAO

>reach 3999
>have to win 10 games in a row to advance to 5k

Sounds fair make a thread on leddit asap, bro

how did that game where GH fed like 20 kills as pudge play out?
i had to stop because it was too painful to watch

>any team with arteezy on it
>winning

arteezy has been playing well
i am proud of our boy

>tfw NADOTA will never fuck off
>they will keep niggering our beautiful threads

>ice wall intercepts projectiles

i just lost a game with a 4 min midas

fuck

>able to get that farmed in 4 minutes
>buys a meme farming item

who?

Why is epicenter such a shit tournament? I haven't seen good plays from any of the matches, or is the patch just that boring?

>right before TI
nobody wants to show off

I think that's Liquid-Secret series? Well they got shat upon, to put it simply. But during the OG-Liquid, he literally carried Liquid's rotting corpse on his back to victory with some key Hooks and disables with his Pudge

That's rather fucking unfortunate, but there's actually not a whole lot we can do about that, you guys.

I need more loli Pugna in my life I might have to find my tablet just to make it so.

godspeed brother

better not be anything lewd

>auto picks core
>complains about the rest of team being shit

it BETTER be lewd

>auto pick support
>can't save my cores from being retarded and feeding

i meant things that other players do user

NO, Pugna is made for cute.

>low priority
>single draft gives me wraith king
>havent touched him since we wuz skeletons
>forgot just how fucking easy it is to play him
>stomp my shitty low priority game

cute is the lewdest thing of all though

All women are made for lewd

Pugna is a skele-loli though

pugna is made to take big black doom cock and thorny nyx cock up her asshole until she cries

>wake up
>no dino hero
WTF DOTARDS? UGGHHH

He's a piece of garbage. Two of his abilities are horrible and the other two are passable.

Give me a carry to play d2g.
ive only played carry 5 times out of 1000 games

Jugg

Is Radiance TB a thing or does it slow his push too much?

TODAY IN DOTA (June 7th Edition)

>2015
joinDOTA MLG Pro League Season 2 won by Ninjas in Pyjamas (Era, Limmp, Jonassomfan, Handsken, Sealkid)

MarsTV Dota 2 League 2015 Spring won by Team Secret (Arteezy, s4, zai, Kuroky, Puppey)

>Birthdays

ixmike88 is 26

Prize pool predictions?

I really need the battle points

It's locked

>ixmike is 26
>looking like that

>i'm one year older than ixmike
damn, why does he look like that?

want FREE mmr? Just accept the prophet Muhammad's teaching sand praise Allah 3 times a day

>no bunny hero
(._. )

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>give navi a pity invite
>havent won anythig yet
>realize theres a reason they dont win any qualifier
Really zaps my synapses

It's 5 times a day, you apostate. If I could I would have your head for this blasphemy.

does ursa jungle still work

It can, but it's a bit harder because lifesteal is a bit more expensive.

>tfw no bf to diaper you in lane

Why would you ever do that? Ursa is such a strong laner

why do i lose interest on everything including dota after i masturbate

too slow to be worth getting, though technically radiance/manta was at one point viable on literally any hero
been nerfed too much now

playing unranked, some faggot took safelane after i picked

perverts

Because your brain tells you that you are satisfied and don't need to compete at the moment.

this
2.5x health and 2x is a LOT
You can rape sup with that.

>invo sup

WHY IS THIS GAME SO DEAD WOW

esports are off

who cares what a bunch of short lived kids do at convention centers