German speaking countries (Austria, Germany, Switzerland etc.)
VW Golf GTI (Nowadays preferably MK5 GTI)
Driven by skinny Beta faggot with a huge basball cap, with brown/orange skin (from solariums), who is dumb as a stump. Tends to have a small fat gf with dyed black or blonde hair, who wears enough make up for two, and always wears leggings, even though her legs look like pig feet. His car is mildly riced, and lowered, and he tends ro aggressively overtake people. But is a full on pussy when confronted.
Ryan Taylor
Bump dude
Jason Martin
ok
Adam Lee
>miata >women driver
every time
Alexander Garcia
>SUV/Crossover >tiny woman who can barely see over the wheel
Mk V Was the ugliest, and the cheapest, newest GTI.
What do you drive?
Owen Butler
Oddly specific example there, OP.
What's wrong, did someone in a GTI cuckold you?
Brody Murphy
I drive a Nissan Skyline R33 GTS (with the RB20e) with an aftermarket Garret T3 Turbo. Car makes 367whp. Only problems is it's automatic, and the seats are gross (holes and stains from the previous owners).
I use it as a daily.
Brandon Jenkins
Nope, have 2 buddies who are that stereotype.
The car itself is ok, but it's ugly as hell.
Aaron Martinez
>german number plate >tailgates you
Gavin Walker
Bump for truth
Ayden Evans
>British mid 40s white man with greying hair working in a financial management role at a business 2 hours drive from his home. >Audi A5 TDi in black, 3 years old with lowest level trim. Thinks that people look at his car enviously. Also thinks his ex-wife regrets leaving him after he got himself such a slick car. >Same true for c200d and 520d
Isaac Lee
>white vw jetta >sorority girl
Isaiah Allen
>Vw Polo > Normiest car ever >Driver has an iphone > Goes to shopping mall every week > Works as a cashier
Eli Turner
>Canada >lifted f-150 >either a small women or a fat guy wearing dickies with sneakers >drives 10 under the limit
Gavin Adams
All of the ones I see are teenagers that probably resemble most of Veeky Forums, and boomers like my dad. With the majority being the teenagers
Leo Flores
>White Mercedes 2015+ >daddy's girl, about average put people are attracted to money regardless >has a boyfriend that wears sockless oxfords, has a beard and an undercut
Isaac Howard
Ford Fiesta >is a fucking virgin >thinks he has a 'race car' >always a gear low in traffic feeling faster than everyone but really going about 70 and driving recklessly >Financed it >smokes weed >browses reddit >Criticizes VAG despite his car having a much higher failure rate after the warranty runs out >doesnt watch WEC, NASCAR, or INDY >claims to watch F1 but really doesn't, its too early >has a FORD shirt >thinks Honda Civic SI is the only other nice car >literally can't function unless high >poor >would really rather have any other car but is stuck with the only one he can afford, an economy box with a marketing badge
Adam Lewis
>1998 Ford Ranger XLT >pretty cool guy
Justin Thompson
I'm Kanadadier... >drive 05 Silverado...bought for $2k...nother 2k in parts and tools gets me a safety... >it's fucking summer...I wear kakie shorts, and steel toe shoes(i only own one pair of shoes at a time...i am cheep, joo level)... >long hair, play in a band so...52yo...charming up the ladies at Tims and GT...drive it like I stole it...4.8l lt1 285hp...breddy gud for me... >Tyypically do 30+ over...licence for well over 30 yrs, last speeding ticket was 100km over on Montreal Rd in Vanier...Ottawa,Ont...I hit a skunk, cop wrote it down to 15 over, $45... You don't even want to know what the fuck i get up to now...
Cameron Reed
Bömp
Brandon Russell
>tfw you the almost fit the stereotype >tfw no longer interested in buying a golf You just killed it for me. That's everything I've worked to separate myself from for years. How did you play on my insecurities so perfectly?
This is the working class poor "performance" car range. Snapbacks Little trees air freshener Vape bro! Stupid stickers everywhere Hangs out at the skate park but is well into his 20's working retail Talks about the lads lads lads holiday to shit nightclub destination that isn't Ibiza.
Can't afford the BMW 1 series but covets it like a god machine.
Liam Richardson
>wears sockless oxfords No one does this. Are you thinking of loafers or boat shoes?
Hudson Adams
Can confirm, but it's the mk6 where I live.
Lucas Hughes
autism, i bet you stare at the womenz so they think you like them
Daniel Peterson
>womenz
Kek, autist detected
Also i have a gf, you are probably the GTI stereotype, or you wish to own one of those fugly Golfs.
Charles Wright
Accurate
Connor Cook
>White 80's Lamborghini Countach >Does copious amounts of cocaine.
