dropped a 25 bomb while winning 16-2 using a whole bunch of different weapons
Brody Cook
i dropped an 30 bomb and lost 14-16
Oliver Cruz
I can't wait to play weapons expert, I'm a gungame god. Wingman was too ez.
Brandon Wilson
Suck it faggot cheaters.
The day of the vac rope is upon you. I can't wait to comb my recent players and friends lists.
Isaiah Nelson
DED GAME??????????????
Ethan Perry
SEETHING
Asher King
fuck me dude, i wish i lived up north so i didn't have to play with south americans
like holy shit
Juan Lee
you still get shitskinned south americans up north my dude
Carter Jackson
WHERE IN THE WORLD CAN I GO TO ESCAPE SHIT PLAYERS? CANADA?
Ayden Taylor
get some friends
Jaxon Richardson
how delayed was the aimtux ban I haven't used it in months, there's nothing on my profile but I don't feel like booting into linux to check
Dylan Brown
>Day 2 of smurf life begins >What maps will I play today? >Maybe some office? who knows..
Robert Turner
Straya. We still get shit players, but at least most of them are white and speak english.
Tyler Morales
>non-prime LE 'smurf' For what purpose? Globals derank their mains to LEM anyway so they don't have to play against cheaters.
Brody Baker
>straya >shit internet there is no escape kill me
Josiah Davis
Internet is fine if you live in a rich area, it's almost as good as base-level US internet.
t. 125 down, lmao 2.75 up.
Mason Howard
Chill n shitting all over people who arnt smurfing
Cooper Price
>but at least most of them are white every time i queue up for mm i always get asians
Mason Roberts
You're likely just a cheater though. What's the point of shitting on people with software that plays for you?
Gabriel Moore
Matchmaker picker user. It's great.
Xavier Phillips
damn my dudes 2 rank s games going on
Ryan Scott
Superconductor gloves or just save up for a Bowie sapphire?
Austin Foster
>liking the bowie
Henry Rogers
he's not only a cheater, but a bloody shite one at that.
Levi White
Oh, I meant cuntsman I used to have a Bowie
Parker Miller
Weapons expert must not take your matchmaking rank into account at all. Holy fuck these games are easy.
Andrew Jones
It's a casual gamemode, and smurfing is at all time low because people would rather level up their main for drops.
Bentley Morris
>brought the pass when it came out >wow war game modes are fun as hell >even stop playing comp for a couple of days >lots of work this week, spent sometime not playing >get back >no war games >2v2 shit I WANT MY FLYING SCOUTSMAN BACK
Landon Cook
operation isnt profitable FUCK
Kevin Murphy
What happened to aimtux?
Christopher Diaz
Got detected
Ethan Allen
I made $8 off of it.
Ryan Martin
how
Adrian Perry
...
Colton Murphy
Go private baby
Easton Nguyen
I need help finishing the missions pls Ill give you a kiss or something
Carter Diaz
this weeks mission is nice >tfw shitting on silvers who force buy every round and then have no weapons to buy when they actually get some money
Asher Gomez
Guys, help me name my knife.
John Gutierrez
Name them used butt plugs
Evan Mitchell
1v1 on Rust kid
Eli Ward
Too generic, I'm trying to get something that will make my team burst a lung while they spec me
Thinking nutella doughnut or something
Ayden Bennett
Eu main dome now
David Fisher
Shit Punchers Crusty Demons Blood is the best lube Anal Smorgasbord
Anthony Collins
but you'll always be the one spectating them user
Alexander Morgan
Not now mum, I'm clutching
Ian Lee
Butt Plugs | Bowel Coat Butt Plugs | Fuccboi Special
Anthony Bailey
Knife OP here, how about
Bad Dragon | Bowel Coat Or Butt Plugs | Anal Devastation
Bentley Hernandez
lol
Jaxson Bailey
>It's another "valve takes gamemode ideas that were around in 1.6 and then turns them into complete dogshit and proceeds to add it to the new operation" episode
how many times are they going to rerun this episode?
Easton Green
what the fuck
weapons expert is basically competitive ?
the fuck is this shit
wheres the fun modes
Nicholas Green
i dunno my man, double exp from bo30 mode lets me grind my smurfs to prime level easily
Sebastian Scott
Or Butt Plugs taste sensation/ chocolate delight
Matthew Thomas
who has a more attractive family, gares or hiko?
Joshua Moore
weapon expert is fucking garbage how am i supposed to play if i cant buy deagle every round fucking valve shitters
Chase King
Thought up a few more Turd Cutters Elbows Deep Pudding Punchers.
I like bowel coat as well.
What would make you cunts have a chuckle?
Dylan Nguyen
>weapon expert presented in a way that suggests that people are supposed to communicate like "hey man can you buy me x, i cant buy it anymore, i can buy you y" >in reality its just bunch of silver trash force buying every round and not having any weapons all game
Dominic Myers
So valve fucked up yet again and now all guardian lobbies say "undefined" instead of listing which mission people want to do
