Brit/o/ Super Shitbox Racing Cup

Greetings friends.

Brit/o/ is having another meet this year, probably either the last or at least the last big one of the year as the season comes to a close. We will be returning to Shakespeare County Raceway in Warwickshire for a piss up, a bit of drag race spectating and a couple of grudge matches on the strip.

SEE! wild starlets battle ancient Brits
HEAR! the whine of a tired 4A-GE
RECOIL! from ugly Japanese cars
FEEL! the deception as you notice le bulge

We have a pretty diverse group including blacks and grills and attendees will run the gamut from know-nothing pleb to mechanical masters so everyone is welcome.

We usually keep in touch on Slack, an idea so good Nightwave took it (before the admins power tripped and shut down their own chat, which happened before they all drowned RIP)

If you want to join the Slack, post an email here (it must be valid but can be a 10minutemail hobby)

If you just want to sign up for the event, go here: google.com/url?q=https://www.google.com/url?q=https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1guLTuhi0CHTam6LktQT2ncA7rdcrx7aYpWGqUd3YRvw/edit%23gid%3D0&sa=D&ust=1505821091667000&usg=AFQjCNEK13LDqjIhfQp3g3VrXdfdE5z_kA&sa=D&ust=1505821091674000&usg=AFQjCNF9gh0gzJeDuyodZh1Bp2HS1YoALQ

Shakeys is lit, camping is good fun and the people are not autismo

What is the stance on traps?

R E S U R F A C I N G B OY S

NOT (banned)

Toyota a shit

Black will is my inspiration

post calipers

Post passable Brit/o/ traps

do your clutch

>using the c word on an American board

post gear (knobs)

lol okay if u insist

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I don't know whats more depressing, the Vauxhall air freshener or that it isn't a sprint...

It's a vauxhall astra mate

Scotland represent

NO SCOTS NO WELSH NO GAYS NO FARMERS

Well i'd give you my stance on it but as a trap i think i might be a bit rear biased

Oh god that MR2

>he doesn't know the AW11 is the worst car in Brit/o/

Dem rust bubbles

Eww

Afternoon fellas

come to shakeys or I will drive at you very slowly with my ford escort diesel

Daily reminder that only top niggas come to shakeys on Friday night for max bants

Really? I never knew they needed 30thou off the block to run properly. I mean it is the nigger of all engines cause it just keeps running on after you turn it off.

>return ticket to town? £2.30 please

at least he has an engine

SU carbs and pushrods, hardly an engine to be proud of... I mean it has no headwork done to it for starters ;)
Have fun discussing chicken kievs.

'sup?

It has lots of headwork Dave, and a functioning diff :^^^^)

ANOTHER AW11

I really need to say hello is the slack again, i've not been there in months

I know they're kind of a meme at this point, but I've always wanted one, and I just passed my test. So I'm working my ass off to get it on the road.

Where are you based, tripscum? There's probably someone who can give you a hand with the harder bits

Shit, I keep forgetting to drop it on other threads.

West Midlands. I'll take it for it's MOT this coming week, then I'll see what needs doing. I will touch up the paint also, because of course I will.

We have shitloads of Midlands members fella. Pop into the slack chat for advice and networking

>West Midlands

Why not East Midlands man!

Front wings are £350 each brand new if you find them, becareful with old ones as they all tend to rust in the same places

I dunno, man. Just unlucky, I guess.

Yeah, I'd noticed. My front wings appear to be great. The rear arches are bubbling, though. I have a buddy who's a paint tech. Might be able to bribe him with a pint and a pack of Amber Leaf.

Lets not get onto the topic of predetination, you know, the whole problem with engines that's have inlet the same side as exhaust ;)

Guys I passed my test 4 months ago and I'm saving up for a capri, insurance is killing me. How bad is it to have a black box?

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even with a black box, insurance will cuck your wallet into oblivion, get a small shitbox for now and be done with it

Have you put one of your parents as a named driver on the policy? Dropped my insurance a bit.

Hoping to get a low 8 in the 1/ 4 mile this time in pic related

I would unironically daily this thing.

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>TYRES WITH JUST 1MM OF TREAD
are illegal in the UK.

That's not how you spell peace van

Hope nobody is planning on being facists during the meet, or I may have to get these guys down

where did they get the money for those fucking liveries?

Not on trucks over 3.5t GVW or a motorcycle over 50cc

I'll have to take the highway code into the bathroom for some light reading, I'm getting rusty.

Don't get a black box biggest pieces of shit. I start work at 4 am and they absolutely fuck me for driving so early in the morning.

Less patrols to muslim areas

>East Midlands
who /ilkeston/ here?

Slack me senpai mccorry(at)gmail

All traps must be stanced

pls sign me up to slack
just bought my first car

[email protected]

.com right?

Consider it done lads

What car is it?

I FUCKING HATE NEWFAGS DONT JOIN US REEEEE

Oh. Okay.

New members confirmed faggots

Are fat lads in John Cooper Works Minis welcome?

Fatbois are needed

Anyone south of the river here?

Fat boys are UNDISPUTED kings of Brit/o/ and possibly the world

Fat boys a shit

Aye

Fat bois will fall soon. Bend the knee to the handsome bois and we may spare you.
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Very close to ilkeston actually

What dates is Shakespeare County Raceway

Sup fags.
Are the vast majority of people on here Poortherners?

cant wait to drive slowly in fromt of you all on my bicycle

Seems so.
Not many from Scotland at all! All in the boring midlands area of no fun roads and no money.

derby town here would either of my cars be welcome?

is200 mg zr

Yes both are welcome. It doesn't matter if you have a 1.1 saxo, it one-ups the busriders

I'm based in the West Country just above Bristol

Black box will look like you're saving money but as soon as you drive at odd times or drive what they deem irresponsible you're gonna pay more.

like people say get a shitbox but get an obscure one like a daihatsu charade or something it'll be way cheaper than a Corsa.

We need more people from Derbyshire

>tfw C almost dropped his bike on a patch of water on the 'Tick

Could you be any more of a bad stereotype?

*heems you*

Derby reporting in. Anyone near?

Yeah, I'm in Derby :^)

Same I'm the guy with the is and mg

Seems to be a fair few in the East Midlands

That's even worse if I'm being honest.

What do you mean by this the Lexus is a fantastic car for the money. the mg handles ok as well. maybe if you take your head out your arse you might enjoy things without worrying what other people think.

If you ever see a Corsa with stickers over it going Brapppp you'd know it's me

Fancy a mixed grill?

Depends which pub ;^)

i'm looking to get a classic car with my eyes on a MGB GT. I make about 21k a year and my family have a farm with some barns that i can work on it in, however i'm unexperienced, my grandfather is a mechanic and would help me with it.

Just a few questions:

>How much should be the tops for a decent condition one, with maybe a few cosmetic issues

>Are they easy to deal with/reliable?

cheers lads

Dafuq, I'm an AW11 owner in the West Midlands.

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