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MADA MADA edition

THE ANNIVERSARY EVENT ENDS ON JUNE 12

A STEADY BLADE BALANCES THE SOUL

>Anniversary event page and item tracker
playoverwatch.com/en-us/events/anniversary/
js41637.github.io/Overwatch-Item-Tracker/#/events/ANNIVERSARY_2017

>New Assault Map: Horizon Lunar Colony
Dev diary: youtube.com/watch?v=PY3gN7v8Ehg
Map Preview: youtube.com/watch?v=91nfDfnGCB0

>Latest PC patch notes
PTR: playoverwatch.com/en-us/blog/20812212
Live: playoverwatch.com/en-us/game/patch-notes/pc/

>Overwatch Dev Tracker
overstalk.io/

>Hero tips, tricks, and basics
pastebin.com/Qf2AKa8R

>Source/Quake mouse sensitivity converter
jscalc.io/calc/djyxBymfcWCIgD4f

>Personal Stats / Leaderboards
overbuff.com/
masteroverwatch.com

>eSports Info and Contenders League
over.gg/
gosugamers.net/overwatch
overwatchcontenders.com/

Previous: Make sure to equip the "Not Good Enough" Genji voiceline for optimal playing experience.

no but really support needs someone that can heal through deployables, medkits, or otherwise

>tfw got all the dances, but still no Kamen Genji
Just fuck me up senpai

Mercy is for breeding.

SOMBRA BEST GIRL NOBODY COMES CLOSE

We hope you like the Double XP Weekend.
This event is for you guys, and it's no surprise you should be rewarded.
Go get them lootboxes.

I SEE THAT NIPPLE, MISTER!

Again, that sounds like you're just basing that from your own interpretation of the media put out. Like I said, you need to filter that interpretation though the shit Chu's said about his writing and how he goes about it. Otherwise what's the point of even speculating?

Been gone awhile, what did they change with Hog and Reaper?
Should I stay gone?

Orisa>Sombra

Read the PTR patch notes

i swear to god jeff you gotta stop shitposting

I want to see them be happy in a comic.

Well he has been incredibly vague about everything.

Thank you daddy Jeff.

>Jeph will never come to your door and present you with an exact replica of your waifu made out of the softest materials

Why dont Pharah and Mercy's dance emotes have an interaction like junk and hog?? :((

i wonder if jeff, or hell, any of the overwatch team ever comes to these forums

>there are 2+ OWG discords
>some OP is still being a faggot and refusing to link them
This is some plebbit tier shit anons

>tfw I can't decide between Kamen Genji or Spraypaint Tracer
>play neither
>part of me wants to hold on to my coins for the next event too

What hell. why did they bump this shit up to 3k? How soon is the next event?

Why do people act like Veeky Forums is some forbidden place to go to.

>discord
do not

You know why.

I can afford to get 2 gold guns, help me choose between:

Zarya
Genji
Tracer
McCree

>tfw no summer beach skin for Bleu
Jeff pls

>Tfw you can't aim for shit so you can never counter Pharah as 76 even though you know you should.

And I can't snipe for shit in this game or any other for that matter. II wish I could swat cunt flies out of the sky, you guys. But I'm retarded.

>when you want to play Orisa but you can't because she's a fat black woman

>Not playing Goat Mom one handed, jacking off to centaur porn with the other
Your loss.

What skins are you using/do you want to use?

Nowadays Veeky Forums is really lame and tame, but still not very user friendly. I mean, compared to Reddit or something, it's difficult to see with a glance what's popular here and stuff. So naturally normies tend to go elsewhere.

Ana and Jack are literally one of the very non-vague things in the lore. The second place for that title goes to Junkrat and Roadhog who also have an extremely transparent relationship even though we've only seen some of it.

I hope she gets another legendary. Bad enough we had to wait 8 months for our first one. Although Talon is amazing.
Maybe they will give her something for Bastille day. Or maybe France will have another terrorist attack and they will give her one out of sympathy.

But she's a robot.

>needing to know whats most popular
And reditors wonder why people think they are morons

Soldier is just a soft counter. He was never a Phara hard counter. This meme needs to die.

It's okay user, I've played fps games since I was a kid and I was shit at aiming in this game for the first year it was out. Practice practice mess with sensitivity practice.

I was *literally* fired from my job as a dishwasher for phoneposting on Veeky Forums while on break last august.

My supervisor recognized the website scheme and asked me if I browsed Veeky Forums regularly, and I said that I did, and then I asked if he did too.

When I left that night he told me not to show up the next day, "or ever, really."

I really can't play Playing QP """"For Fun"""" is fucking impossible anymore. Every game I've played in the past 2 weeks have been horrible experiences. My games comprise of 3.5k Genji/Hanzo/Widow "mains" while they autolock and don't say anything until the very end of the game, crying about how they're Diamond so they can troll qp cause he's better.

I left playing comp to get away from these faggots.

How do we make Torb's gun better?

>Admitting to it
wew

Is it me or do I hear moaning when Junkrat fires? It sounds like Mercy saying "Hahaha ooooooh"

It's pretty good as is. M2 is almost 200 damage at PB and M1 has almost zero damage falloff over distance. I guess the only thing they could buff is the projectile speed or remove the arc.

Talon is a god tier skin and I don't think I'll ever swap it. It's the skin that I was using when I finally got gud at Widowmaker so it's extra special to me.

>team asks me to switch off symmetra
>leave voice chat
>start walking off the edge repeatedly

It's fine, he just needs a smaller head hitbox, and to spawn with an armor pack equipped.

>Junkrat and Roadhog
You're not serious, are you? Shit jumps around so much it's impossible to tell whether or not Roadhog even likes Junkrat or if their friendship is purely one-sided.

He sometimes laughs as he shoots. Could that be it?

And americans willingly hate unions. It's so funny.

Lol. I knew of IT professionals that browsed here from their big companies they even altered the admin rules to allow themselves to do that.
But yeah you fucked up.

I wish I was home for that event.
I missed out on everything and that's one skin I really wanted. Getting tired of looking at huntress now.

From the information we do have I think it does point to a romance.

Its not you, occasionally he'll let out an autistic chuckle and then moan like he just creamed himself.
When I first heard it I thought it was a mercy getting shot, but it happened enough when there wasnt a Mercy around that I fucked around on the practice range and figured out it was Junkrat.

>People said mean words so I threw
Sure showed them

>Not kicking up a stink like a true American
At least spit on the freshly washed dishes.

>want to play to win
>can't stand the faggots in comp
>can't stand the trolls in QP

What the fuck am I supposed to play if I want to win but don't want to surround myself with fucking faggots or retards?

>Lose because of a Widowmaker that refuses to switch
>Their excuse for not switching is that they're killing the enemy healers
>The whole team calls them out
>I'm playing Reaper and consistently killing their back line so I know that fucker's lying
>They then claim they've been making callouts all game and nobody's been listening to them
>Also bullshit because me and the tanks were calling the shots

Why are sniper players so retarded?

made a new OW friend today, buds :)

battleborn

>Snipers
Found your problem.

Why's that? 76 seems pretty uncomfortable with being around Ana if the datamined Necropolis line is anything to go by, and she only seems to want to stick around him to make sure he doesn't do anything stupid and get hurt.

>the .5% time when a union is actually useful, but even at that very marginally
>implying they wouldn't just tell you to fuck off with being on the phone during work hours
>implying the rotten-to-the-core union would be even mildly pro-Veeky Forums

You'd have better luck with a right-to-work state on this issue, at least with them you can debate, plead, and argue

I honestly think Snipers and Winston are the true counters to Pharmercy. A long distance instagib or a character that can reliably hit them in the air is much more reliable than Soldier.

Unless you Ult, of course.

>This and Torbjorn in general happens every game
>Jeff still hasnt given us a votekick button

>being a degenerate liar

i dont actually know what a union is or does

i got to be a NEET for the rest of the year and i didnt really need any money after my first few paychecks, which is how I got my computer and Overwatch itself

besides he didnt fire me until after i was already done, and i didnt even realize i was fired until after the next day when the manager explained to me that browsing pornographic websites while at work isn't allowed, even while on break and even if youre not actually looking at any porn

Nothing. There's no semi-serious gamemode.
Doesn't help that there's basically no incentive to win QP; you get 500 more exp than you would otherwise, and that's it.

What kind of person would play Battleborn?

>unironically hating the organizations that have done more for labor laws that any other
I bet you think that the nice old factory owners took good care of their workers.

I'm a lucky fuck because I got it on my smurf too

>Projecting this hard
Shut up you alt-cuck, right-to-work states are a sham, and unions will fight any case because you're literally paying them to do so.

>how do i win matches while simultaneously ignoring my team and berating everyone?
Battleborn

When you find some decent people in quick play, request to stay in a group when the match is over.

Believe it or not, in proper countries you can't simply be fired for browsing Veeky Forums. You'd need to do it several times, each time receiving clear reprimands, before there's legal grounds for letting you off.

>76: I feel a lot better having you watch my back
>Ana: We all need someone we can trust, Jack.

He seems pretty comfortable around her in this voice line. i think he is trying to be respectful in the Necropolis voiceline. Though Ana is baffled why a grown man would have trouble sleeping next to a girl.

I don't mind Torbs, they can drop a turret and that's find.

Its the people who think "I sure like losing" and autolock these 3 idiots.

Would it be feasible to have a construct-builder that makes temporary bunkers/forts/barricades?

Kind of like Mei's ice wall but protects people from aerial assault too

>match on Attack going down hill fast
>really need an extra gun on the point
>beg the Hanzo to switch to something else to help
>switches to Widowmaker
There's a special little mentality exclusive with sniper mains that I will never understand

God I envy this child-like innocence and wonder you guys have for unions

When are they either going to increase the damage on Winston's gun or give it a bigger magazine capacity. As it stands he can't even kill a Lucio in a single go before getting melted by the enemy backline.

I just don't think anything they've said or done really points to romance, at least not yet. To be honest, while I don't dislike R76, I kind of don't want a romance anywhere in the 76/Ana/Reaper triangle. Something about having romances between playable characters just kind of rubs me the wrong way.

Maybe it's because I've grown up with parents who are in one, and seen aunts and uncles not in them get fucked. Almost like I have life experiences along with statistical data to back up my point. You stupid alt-right cuck.

winston's taser does 300 damage per magazine, or about 300 damage in 5 seconds.

lucio has 200 HP and heals 60 health in 5 seconds

t. i die to winston as lucio all the fucking time because no E

How do I have fun in comp? Do I just have to git gud?

But that's literally how unions work in other countries.

Get edumacated, murrican.

You know how time slows down at the end of the match? Is there any way to train so that it's like that all the time? You know, like in my animes?

Preferably I wish that were the way. Just make that stuff outside the game. But from what I seen I think it's going that way but I could be wrong and you could be right.

>Winston should be fighting without team support.
Winston's job isn't to kill. It's to disrupt the enemy back line and then get back to your back line and defend it.

I don't think they are doing a love triangle either though.

I hate that they removed the ability to shoot until the very end. Even with the slowmo ongoing, there used to be time to kill off enemies.

Ah, the holy trinity of shitters. Add a Junkrat, Reaper and another DPS without self heal and you are good to go :^)))

>play with a Zarya
>takes forever to get ult
>never uses it because "there's no one who can combo with it"

Are bad Zaryas the worst thing to have on your team?

I have 5 hours in this game. When do I start having fun?

>started off as a shit reinhardt this season because i didn't want to be a healer bitch anymore
>slowly climbing up the ladder and activating my barrier

Is this how it feels to be unstoppable?

>tfw you don't want to keep playing but you can't think of anything else to do instead

Yeah, I'm pretty sure Gency at least is going to be a thing, so that's that out the window even if nothing happens between the big 3. Though Ana76 MIGHT be more likely than R76. I talked to another user a day or two ago and they were very insistent on the LGBT characters being Tracer, Lucio, and an unreleased third character. No sources, though, so take from that what you will.

Orisa?

Its usually a Tracer, a Zen, and a Dva. Or at least that's how the last week of games have shown.

surfer hero that puts down beach umbrellas that protect you from pharah when

>Playing Big Z.
>Everyone always runs away just far enough where I can't bubble them.

What do you think they're doing, user?

>Shit jumps around so much
Not anymore. You're thinking of the older interactions. You listen to what Chu and Jeff say about them they are literally just the comical duo of pals who like to cause mayhem. The difference being is that one is more knowledgeable about how terrible the world can be while the other is innocent. It goes without saying who is who. Chu actually talked a lot about them at tribeca and said he just finished writing out a big story for them. That was last month though but still rather recent.

>ywn be that cupcake