/sing/ - SINoALICE General #3

Just give up already.

I think just from playing the story.

>get stuck on quest
>restart
>TIME UP

JUST

>cinderella
What's with all these normies?

We're on our way to beat the katawa general!

Reminder
>Cinderella
>dates a Prince with a foot fetish
>is a depraved slut in this game

>Snow White
>gets taken by a random ass Prince while asleep
>maybe used by the dwarves during her nap
>for some reason a lawfag

>Red Riding Hood
>every single rape allegory regarding the Big Bad Wolf
>also a violent idiot

>Little Mermaid
>was the one that got cucked actually
>actually a cuckold obsessed with tragedy

>Gretel
>devoted to her brother

>Kaguya
>permanent long distance relationship
>for all eternity
>is a masochist

>Briar Rose
>another random ass prince while asleep

>Alice
>the real girl she was based off of might've been molested by Lewis Carroll

>Pinocchio
>won't cuck you as you can tell when he's lying
>also codependent so extremely unlikely to anything that would upset you

>we already have a pasta
ebik

>is a depraved slut in this game
Just my kind of waifu material.

Do you just roll for weapons?

>>Gretel
>>devoted to her brother
Didn't she ate him to survive?

>random ass prince
That was me.

Isn't he the weird little floating thing in the cage?

depends on the tale, in one rendition yes, in another they make it out and the father kills the witch, in another they both die being eaten by the witch, another theyre both transformed into sweets and fed to the father who is then murdered

So, as I pray, Unlimited Loading Works.
That game was certainly made of maintenance.

>mfw all these people got duped into thinking hansel the ultraflat was gretel

You forgot the other where I mating press Gretel while Hansel watches.

Predict new characters

dank madoka-like magical girl
jeanne d'arc

user please seek medical help

R E Q U E S T T I M E O U T

alter alice

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Too laggy for me lads, I'll give it a couple of hours. If it isn't any better then, I'll wait till most of the nip cunts are asleep.

Please stop posting Gujira

Guess

>is actually Hansel
>seriously, listen to the voice lines and note the purposeful huskiness

Needs to be appended.

>when the bp is just right

I want to spoon Pinocchio.

>0%
>No SSR
>93%
>0%
>96%
>No SSR
>0%
>Shit SSR
>gateway time out
>0%
THIS CANNOT CONTINUE

>wake up
>servers still shit
hehe

when can i roll my waifu snow white?

can't even get in.

>Square Enix in 2017.

>the gay timezone
Hmm...

huh?

I honestly don't know the context here so I like to think the gays are all gathering in Japan time for the gay agenda

>game has daily time-limited missions
>only during JP time
Dropped, I was happy when GBF got rid of that crap, I don't want to go back to it.

is anyone getting a prompt when they try to get past the title screen that sends them right back to the square enix logo?

What are those blue/red ghost?
I slain them and suddenly have a rank up

Is there a mission log that tracks all the missions you missed?
That shit triggers my autism.

Keep getting this message and then sent back to the very first screen where the game will attempt to download things and fail.
What a piece of shit game.

Well I've already lost interest.

Bye.

>have to close and reopen the app 3-4 times

>>Kaguya
>>permanent long distance relationship
>>for all eternity
>>is a masochist

But the emperor denied immortality without her. And why is she a masochist? Not that I am against it or anything.

>connection failed.
>back to top page.

>finally get back in
>time over

Fuck this shit I can't stand it no more, I'm going to ask an alice account on reddit

Character weapon never

So, Alice is restraint, Cinderella is "meanness", Snow white is justice, Gretel is delusion, Kaguya is abuse, Red hood is violence, Ibara is sleep and Pinocchio is dependence. what did they mean by this

Stay there

>not earning it through your blood and tears
shameful, where's the fun?

Pino come to me already

Boku no Pino.

that ibara is best girl

>where's the fun?
>0%
>gateway time out
>restart the app
>request time out
>7 hours later
>0%
You tell me, I've been looking for it

Don't they usually ban such posts?

I don't know I've never went there

heh

Mermaid seems like sorrow

>Touch Screen
>100%
>it never goes past the touch screen
>reboot over and over again
This is going to be the game for the rest of the week, isn't it?

Sleeping impregnations for Ibara!

Oh is this the "I didn't get the card I want so I will forcefully overload the server until I get it" thread? Jesus fuck I just want to play the game

Maybe not if you don't play during the middle of nip prime time. Come back in about 6 or 7 hours and try again.

...

Maybe they properly sets they servers for holding nips prime time first?

Shut up SEA monkey

Fuck off, Taro.

Nobody wants to buy 8 times the servers they actually need for the sake of day one boom, faggot.

I've literally never seen ANY company properly accommodate for a game launch, because it's fucking idiotic to waste that much money.

But this is not idiotic to lose bunch of players that do not want to play in lagging piece of shit? Wao, much logic.

You are just a monkey, huh? Kill yourself.

Is there some way to make a game unattractive to play for SEAniggers? I'm writing a list of suggestions to Taro but I can't think of something for this point.

Don't fight, we are all little cute and friendly girls here.

After 25 rerolls i finally get a character.

am I allowed to change my name later? 8 characters aren't much to work with

Did the guy who did the Tekken and the two Nier Soundtrack did this one too?

Just after you, faggot.

Making it p2p helps because SEAmonkeys are too retarded to earn money

A randomised general knowledge quiz in Japanese every log-in.

>S character
lmao

that's a man, baby

This has proved very effective for eroge. Lots of people couldn't get past simple grammar/math tests in Japanese. I don't remember which company used this system, it was intended as anti-piracy I think.

Red hood best girl

Impeccable taste.

subjective taste

Objectively superior taste*

I disagree

Who should I choose lads

Trade FGO acc 1 SSR King Hassan for Alice Acc
I can't stand this anymore

Literally doesn't matter since you unlock them all after 5 minutes of playing anyway.
Or well, you would if the server worked properly.

>Have to restart the game an average of 3 times to get a roll

The one awkwardly winking at you

The problem is that if it isn't random, people can just look up the solution.

I'd put a time limit on solving it, too, say 20 seconds. The problem is that monkeys will still brute force their way in, so I'd make new accounts require 5 correct answers in a row, something no monkey will ever manage.

Is this a good starting roll?