>What is SINoALICE? It's a Japanese mobile game published by Square Enix, featuring writing by Yoko Taro, the director of the Drakengard and Nier games. There are no plans to release an English version.
has anyone found the button to redeem a transferable data?
Ryder Young
Aren't game supposed to be fun? Then why am I not enjoying myself getting jackshit since 6 hours?
Nicholas Hughes
Request Timeout
Aaron Cooper
>Aren't game supposed to be fun?
Daniel Morris
I wish the server was just dead instead of this horrible mess.
Julian Howard
>not /maint/
Luke Jackson
>General #3 >for a game stuck on L O A D I N G
Nice.
Anyway how do I get cinderella if I managed to roll her SSR weapon if she is not the starting 4?
Easton Gray
Just give up already.
Lucas Martin
I think just from playing the story.
Cooper Young
>get stuck on quest >restart >TIME UP
JUST
Jose Harris
>cinderella What's with all these normies?
Isaac Morales
We're on our way to beat the katawa general!
Brayden Price
Reminder >Cinderella >dates a Prince with a foot fetish >is a depraved slut in this game
>Snow White >gets taken by a random ass Prince while asleep >maybe used by the dwarves during her nap >for some reason a lawfag
>Red Riding Hood >every single rape allegory regarding the Big Bad Wolf >also a violent idiot
>Little Mermaid >was the one that got cucked actually >actually a cuckold obsessed with tragedy
>Gretel >devoted to her brother
>Kaguya >permanent long distance relationship >for all eternity >is a masochist
>Briar Rose >another random ass prince while asleep
>Alice >the real girl she was based off of might've been molested by Lewis Carroll
>Pinocchio >won't cuck you as you can tell when he's lying >also codependent so extremely unlikely to anything that would upset you
Benjamin Jackson
>we already have a pasta ebik
Jordan Russell
>is a depraved slut in this game Just my kind of waifu material.
Thomas Thomas
Do you just roll for weapons?
Leo Jones
>>Gretel >>devoted to her brother Didn't she ate him to survive?
Michael Flores
>random ass prince That was me.
William King
Isn't he the weird little floating thing in the cage?
Jeremiah Collins
depends on the tale, in one rendition yes, in another they make it out and the father kills the witch, in another they both die being eaten by the witch, another theyre both transformed into sweets and fed to the father who is then murdered
Anthony Brooks
So, as I pray, Unlimited Loading Works. That game was certainly made of maintenance.
Ethan Lee
>mfw all these people got duped into thinking hansel the ultraflat was gretel
Brayden Parker
You forgot the other where I mating press Gretel while Hansel watches.
Ryan Gonzalez
Predict new characters
dank madoka-like magical girl jeanne d'arc
Ryan Morris
user please seek medical help
Oliver Anderson
R E Q U E S T T I M E O U T
Grayson Butler
alter alice
Sebastian Allen
>0%
Josiah Fisher
Too laggy for me lads, I'll give it a couple of hours. If it isn't any better then, I'll wait till most of the nip cunts are asleep.
Daniel Brown
Please stop posting Gujira
Michael Cooper
Guess
>is actually Hansel >seriously, listen to the voice lines and note the purposeful huskiness
Needs to be appended.
Bentley Wright
>when the bp is just right
Chase Carter
I want to spoon Pinocchio.
Joshua Kelly
>0% >No SSR >93% >0% >96% >No SSR >0% >Shit SSR >gateway time out >0% THIS CANNOT CONTINUE
Wyatt Sanchez
>wake up >servers still shit hehe
John Scott
when can i roll my waifu snow white?
Gabriel Perez
can't even get in.
>Square Enix in 2017.
Jaxson Edwards
>the gay timezone Hmm...
Mason Moore
huh?
Kayden Thomas
I honestly don't know the context here so I like to think the gays are all gathering in Japan time for the gay agenda
Gavin Nelson
>game has daily time-limited missions >only during JP time Dropped, I was happy when GBF got rid of that crap, I don't want to go back to it.
Brody Perry
is anyone getting a prompt when they try to get past the title screen that sends them right back to the square enix logo?
Anthony Thomas
What are those blue/red ghost? I slain them and suddenly have a rank up
Grayson Evans
Is there a mission log that tracks all the missions you missed? That shit triggers my autism.
Joshua Rogers
Keep getting this message and then sent back to the very first screen where the game will attempt to download things and fail. What a piece of shit game.
Levi Morgan
Well I've already lost interest.
Bye.
Wyatt Hill
>have to close and reopen the app 3-4 times
Easton Flores
>>Kaguya >>permanent long distance relationship >>for all eternity >>is a masochist
But the emperor denied immortality without her. And why is she a masochist? Not that I am against it or anything.
Ethan Roberts
>connection failed. >back to top page.
James Perez
>finally get back in >time over
Sebastian Howard
Fuck this shit I can't stand it no more, I'm going to ask an alice account on reddit
John Parker
Character weapon never
John Sanchez
So, Alice is restraint, Cinderella is "meanness", Snow white is justice, Gretel is delusion, Kaguya is abuse, Red hood is violence, Ibara is sleep and Pinocchio is dependence. what did they mean by this
Austin Ross
Stay there
Brayden Martin
>not earning it through your blood and tears shameful, where's the fun?
Nathaniel Richardson
Pino come to me already
Jordan Garcia
Boku no Pino.
Liam Wilson
that ibara is best girl
Tyler Gray
>where's the fun? >0% >gateway time out >restart the app >request time out >7 hours later >0% You tell me, I've been looking for it
Tyler Barnes
Don't they usually ban such posts?
Levi Martinez
I don't know I've never went there
Liam Carter
heh
Carson Clark
Mermaid seems like sorrow
Nathan Davis
>Touch Screen >100% >it never goes past the touch screen >reboot over and over again This is going to be the game for the rest of the week, isn't it?
Joseph Lopez
Sleeping impregnations for Ibara!
Brody Campbell
Oh is this the "I didn't get the card I want so I will forcefully overload the server until I get it" thread? Jesus fuck I just want to play the game
Carson Kelly
Maybe not if you don't play during the middle of nip prime time. Come back in about 6 or 7 hours and try again.
Colton Rodriguez
...
Joseph Ward
Maybe they properly sets they servers for holding nips prime time first?
Colton Harris
Shut up SEA monkey
Connor Gonzalez
Fuck off, Taro.
Adam Thompson
Nobody wants to buy 8 times the servers they actually need for the sake of day one boom, faggot.
I've literally never seen ANY company properly accommodate for a game launch, because it's fucking idiotic to waste that much money.
Kayden Young
But this is not idiotic to lose bunch of players that do not want to play in lagging piece of shit? Wao, much logic.
Christian Allen
You are just a monkey, huh? Kill yourself.
Ryder Williams
Is there some way to make a game unattractive to play for SEAniggers? I'm writing a list of suggestions to Taro but I can't think of something for this point.
Jack Foster
Don't fight, we are all little cute and friendly girls here.
Luis Stewart
After 25 rerolls i finally get a character.
Nathaniel Moore
am I allowed to change my name later? 8 characters aren't much to work with
Hunter Hall
Did the guy who did the Tekken and the two Nier Soundtrack did this one too?
Nathaniel Wilson
Just after you, faggot.
Carson Nguyen
Making it p2p helps because SEAmonkeys are too retarded to earn money
Cooper Gutierrez
A randomised general knowledge quiz in Japanese every log-in.
Blake Jones
>S character lmao
Michael Gray
that's a man, baby
Hudson Davis
This has proved very effective for eroge. Lots of people couldn't get past simple grammar/math tests in Japanese. I don't remember which company used this system, it was intended as anti-piracy I think.
Anthony Phillips
Red hood best girl
Jackson Gonzalez
Impeccable taste.
Colton Allen
subjective taste
Dylan Lee
Objectively superior taste*
Brandon Price
I disagree
Levi Allen
Who should I choose lads
Sebastian James
Trade FGO acc 1 SSR King Hassan for Alice Acc I can't stand this anymore
Benjamin Morales
Literally doesn't matter since you unlock them all after 5 minutes of playing anyway. Or well, you would if the server worked properly.
Chase Cox
>Have to restart the game an average of 3 times to get a roll
Kevin Barnes
The one awkwardly winking at you
Wyatt Wilson
The problem is that if it isn't random, people can just look up the solution.
I'd put a time limit on solving it, too, say 20 seconds. The problem is that monkeys will still brute force their way in, so I'd make new accounts require 5 correct answers in a row, something no monkey will ever manage.