/csgog/ - Counter-Strike: Global Offensive General

Doesn't look like he got any 1 taps

>weapons expert:bait an play for picks
wargames cant come back soon enough

holy shit this is the deadest general for a huge game I've ever seen what happened

because its a normalfag chad game and the sort of degenerate faggot who would browse Veeky Forums is more likely to be a weebshit playing japanese games or a neet playing mmos
plus the average age of csgo playerbase is like 14

also the esport side of things has been steadily dying

it's also because in the old days the posts were like 75% between three-four people who posted all the time and they all left

general died when skin betting died

Strayans are sleeping
Except me

Burgers are neets, so they are sleeping too. They'll wake up sometime near 3pm in burger time.

you need to get laid and stop being such a bitter virgin

>I'm the only aussie awake

course you are mate

>the entire enemy team instnaly headshots everyone
>look up their profiles
>they are 5 man stack

how
fucking
wpic

but it didnt die you can still bet and i even used to bet right after gambling ban on couple of sites like csgofast and csgopolygon

Lekr0 is wasted on godsent

WHY THE FUCK is this shitty game mode ONLY INFERNO
FUCKING WHY

Reminder to promote our lovely general on /v/ when a csgo thread is made.

fuck off

no u

>faze losing to godsent

lmao #2 team in the world hahahaha

I need a bf to play with im so bored and lonely

I escaped the vac wave GGGGGGGGGGG

Too many people escaped the vac wave. I'm just glad the linux crowd are screwed over, since they were even cocky enough to buy skins for accounts they were cheating on.

You'll get yours, faggot.

To slow

With source 2 it'll get to the point where you're buying accounts for the benefit of playing with them for a few weeks until you get banned, as it was in CS:S, with the added bonus of accounts being 3x as expensive. No prime 4 u.

nip with s1mple with and flamie doesn't look that bad

I buy csgo codes £3.50 n level myself not the biggest loss in the world

buy a gym membership fatso

LOOOOOOOOOOOOL

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

FUCKING PWND

Only people who are to autistic to know how to exercise on their own waste £30 a month on a gym membership

Only people with no understanding of progressive overload exercise theory would pretend to exercise by doing a few pullups in a park a few times a week.

retarded fat faggot

Weapons expert is seriously the most retarded shit they have pulled in a long time

>Ghost Gaming
what are these guys even doing in ECS

I used to be GNM before valve dropped some MM patch about a year ago, lost all interest in ranking because of it, and dropped down to silver, now I want to get back to ranking, but I can't find a way out of silver, I'm good at aiming/spraying and know some nade spots by memory, but I just can't seem to get out, I oscillate between s3 and sem but no nova for me.

How do I go back up?

>Call out someone for being retarded and likely not exercising at all
>Y-you're f-fat

Ok, friend. Enjoy 'saving money' and 'exercising' in your room.

>NOT AIMTUX THO
>THAT SHIT DETECTED

Learn how to carry. Watch war owl. Hold angles, learn pop flashes. Don't miss easy kills.

My smurf is GN2 and I only use the revolver, bizon or taser.

I'm not the one you were speaking to previously, I actually do have free weight in my room, I can do almost everything a gym can provide me

Ok, I guess you have an oly barbell and a power rack, right?

Oh wait, it's an adjustable p.o.s. that bends if you put more than 100kg on it.

are there even 30 weapons in the game
haha valve is so stupid

>negev
>click on enemy
>spray 10 bullets
>0 hit

how
HOW DOES THAT WORK

>it's another let's make everything have a million colors everything in the scene so the enemy would be impossible to see :))))))))))))))))))))))))) episode from valve

Neck yourself you fucking loser dipshit braindead nigger.

>its another vp gets invited to another LAN episode
god i fucking love these episodes my dudes
twitter.com/TeamVirtuspro/status/872569743328366592

...

faggot

cringe

>when the game is so shit retards have to bump it up from page 10
xd lmao

miss harvey kicked lmao!!!

harveyfag on suicide watch rn

well she is literally the oldest csgo ``pro'' player

Neck yourself you fucking loser dipshit braindead nigger.

Rude

>tfw no-mic fag too anxious to join random lobbies to complete this weeks operation thing

Why is valve forcing me to interact with people?

15 bullets, and then laser idiot
are you silver 1? or do you just not read patch notes

>no mic fag
dude just uninstall csgo holy fuck
i hate stupid faggots like you who join comp games, and then think you're stupid ass is perfectly fine typing in chat callouts rather than actually saying them

legit kill yourself

>dude just uninstall csgo
Force me to it m8

Nothing is going to stop me from joined your matches and typing "they are rushing B lol"

lmao@u

Like you need callouts in valve mm lmao look at your map ahhahaha

>Start calling some guy daddy in comp
>He adds me later and starts orbiting me
wtf

lmfao.............................

tfw no grunge gf

>tfw no daddy to play csgo with

>tfw headshot with deagle first round on dust2 as T from base

most epic feel

>accidentally knife tm
>banned for too much team damage

10/10

>finalist of the last event shouldn't be invited because I'm autistic
lmao

>No prime 4 u
>legitimately being a data mining cuck
>falling for the mythical Source 2 meme
Sad!

sorry dude thought it was esea

Do you guys remember when JW was /ourguy/ and "Savior of skines" before NiP paid CSGO devs to nerf KennyS and JW's aggressive AWP?

Do you guys remember how online tournaments were more frequent and basically every day you could bet skins against a tier 1 team and talk shit on /csgog/ as you watched some underdog beating them?

Do you remember the sway posts trying to make people bet on tier 1 teams with standins?

Bring back csgo lounge.

>he didn't look at the update notes
The panorama UI is for the source engine port.

Remember that time m0e said he was going to throw on stream and then he actually did it on 90:10 odds that same day

Aggressive awp was kinda retarded though. Riflers had no chance of getting a kill if you can peek with full speed.

It's currently perfect as is.

c9 aren't going to qualify for the major qualifier

RIPPPPPP AIMTUX B2 LOL CY@ NERDS

>specifically wait until after 2am on weekdays to solo queue
>always get teams full of females and children

>expecting to not get kids at 2 am when it's literally summer break
got bad news for you dude

Is Aimtux detected now or what?

I didn't know it was summer break. I'm a shutin NEET in my late 20s.

Yes it is, VAC is more aggressive server side now. Since AimTux is open source its pretty easily detected. You'll get VACd for it.

Csgo needs to make a 1v1 ranked mode sick of boosted animals in my games

>tfw retards are buying my useless skins on op skins
Why the fuck would anyone pay for a field tested m4 decimator

>t. Mad your cheats couldn't make you automatically win every game

Why do you even play?

You kids like leafy right?

youtube.com/watch?v=Ivy_JWdxpzY

twitter.com/Thooorin/status/872781051093016577
is he dare i say it, /ourguy/?

Bros please donate trash. Ill accept anything.

steamcommunity.com/id/_portqwerty1000

valve banned 1% of steam's userbase the other day

sent :^)

>mm
>teammates trolling/smurfing
>all buy negevs
>do dumb shit
>i'm trying to win
>they're all actually good so whatever
>they walk in front of me while awping
>repeatedly
>final round
>3 of the enemy team got kicked for TKing
>I can win this
>do a single bullet of damage to a teammate
>kicked and banned from mm for 30 minutes
fuck my life

upgrade contracts

/ouguy/ m0e is streaming right now mah dudes

Fair enough if you want some shitty high float bloodsport, but $12 for a shitty m4 is retarded, considering FN bloodsport is only like $80

You still get the win

the m4 decimator is a good skin