Dota 2 General - /d2g/

Watching Day9 for the first time.

Is this what 3ks are like?
Every reaction is delayed by like 5-10 seconds.

fuck jungling veno REEEEEEEEEEEEE

ive been playing pubg recently, now the qwer keys feel unnatural
I was playing lycan and i kept pressing a to summon wolves rip
FUCK

>instapick cm support, on a streak with it, what can go wrong...
>second retard picks riki
>third retard picks gondar
>oh boy
>last two are invoker and rat, gg carryteam
>no
>its even worse
>im alone 2v1 against pa and sb, while gondar just fucks around, hardly farming at all, same for riki
>they go for dagon rush
>like full on retard mode dagon rush, no boots or pots or anything
>the only reason they dealt damage at all is because they went up in invi dagoned then fucked off
>dealing almost the highest damage, while being the only one who could push a turret and even maintaining the support role
>no matter what, its still a lose

why isnt there a mode to ff if it is so fucking onesided?
fuck this cancerous earth with all its russian fucks

There is a reason dotards do not play other games

am i supposed to know what pubg is

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dont worry its just this months casual twitch game

how fucking butt blasted is Yawar right now?

>little bro is literally the Michael Jordan of Dota2
>little bro earned more $$ than he ever will working his 9-5 job
>little bro is better looking
>little bro banged and converted more sluts to Islam than he ever will

haha why am I still alive :^)

What the actual fuck is this singsing game.
>roaming Doom and Leshrac
>kills are 11 and 0
>four observer wards clustered mid
They are LITERALLY griefing their own team and somehow winning.

I've been calling it "the fidget spinner of video games".

twitter.com/LDeeep/status/872453193325850625

D O T A R D S ?
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In Asian and Middle-Eastern cultures you share income with your household so as far as we know he gets to live a very comfortable life being a casual-pro dota player and never needs to work again because his autistic little bro is bringing in the millions.

a brain and? what's the other ingredient??

isn't yawar still in high school

He's older than sumail

>cancer when in your team
>cancer when in enemy team
What hero am i thinking about, /d2g/?
protip: its not invoker

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is this true or nah

Arc Warden.

Playing against its so fucking awful.
And when I play it I flame like 30 times more than normal, and every Arc player is alos a massive flamer.

I don't know how he does it but cr1t always has a very punchable face

yeah
8k showcase is a bunch of anuxi signatures

ixmike btfo

wave of terror
wut

Shoes ranking:

Fashionable trendy tier:
Arteezy
Cr1t

Comfy idgaf tier:
Zai
Universe

Trying too hard tier:
Sumail

Not what i had in mind but you are very close. He's more popular than Arc Warden.

wow epic answer david!!! upvoted!!!!!!

desu if I were Yawar and forever living in my little bro's shadow I would just move the fuck out even for a shitty 9-5 office job and be independent

The difference in how Soe looked when she was working in Dota vs how she looks now that she's working at Blizzard is like a perfect summation of the two different fanbases.

>fashinable trendy
aka the i am a manchild shoes

me ooga

>EG is America's team
>3 kebabs and a couple swedes

??

who are we watching dotards?

No Adelaide today ?

It's an item everyone's forgotten about for some reason

I play starcraft too.
The hotkeys are similar enough.

i need to breed old soe

There are literally zero dota pros who are not American.

>Liquid is Europe's team
>3 kebabs, a mongol and a slav

we can do this all day fampai

you realise nobody goes EUEUEUEU when liquid wins right

Really? Necronomicon dummy.

you realize that's because __EU__ never wins anything, right

Sale when?

>it's been a week
>still no slitbreaker

there's no eu, nobody gives a fuck about a team being eu
i like liquid because matu
i like og because jerax

I like fuTA and want to please her orally!

How is that different from an American liking EG because of rtz?

you're trying to claim EG is not NA because they've got nonwhites, while the top euro teams (Liquid and Secret) both 3 non-white players each

you don't see people spam about Liquid and Secret not being real European teams despite this

that's pretty gay

>no one nominates anyone to get banned
>try to ban tinker
>doesnt gets banned
so whats the point of this broken system

I need to marry any Soe

No way valve will release this buggy event before weekend ffs it is delayed again til next week
I can't take it anymore i'm going back to lol

Le not polished enough Meme

havent played for a while, I have to pay to chat now? wtf?

>chest 2 in the past 3 internationals hasent be released till end of the month
>people wonder why it isnt out yet
>sale wasnt out till like the middle of next month for past internationals

why would it come early this year?

uhh yes i do? in a sea of even more retarded shit i must say

I dont care about being labelled as gay as long as i can hold hands with fuTA

Ana makes OG an aussie team and only thirdies can consider this a retarded statement.

>Hey Fly lets put one of best midlaner on offlane and pick some 17year old Australian boy

cultural melting pot

Day9 plays DotA?

ok? i don't care?
you have problems man

>toxic gaming environment

flame?
Hand-brake ?

As for the item, scroll/book what ? I feel retarded

The worst part is that they don't even listen, because they're all playing on a professional level and they could never do anything wrong.

s4 can't handle the shift in meta trends in the midlane, offlane suits him much better

S4 was worse than Loda in his last games as a mid in Alliance. Offlane is objectively better for his hero pool.

>getting this far and not knowing

You should feel retarded.

HE DOESNT HAVE A EULS SEPTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

i do
please spoil me

This guy shows up in your lane as Veno and starts putting down plague wards, wat do ?

*glimpses him back to secret*

>another day passes
>no slutslitsiltbreaker

enjoy free souls

*x marks him back to EG*

our girl is streaming

twitter.com/MoonMeanderated/status/872570719808495618

Valve is going to delay it for another week, screencap this

>come home from work
>still no siltbreaker

Explain this dotards.

JUST

>that ppd comment
i'm dead

epic twitter posts my fellow dota fans xD

Reminder that milk is the dotard's drink.

whys he talking as if reso isn't the only player worth anything on that team

>reso
>1 volvo event grand final
>w33/misery
>3 volvo event grand finals including a win

Really makes a man ponder eh?

Slotherina isn't the reason that team is shit being based in NA and letting yourself slide while jacking each other off in the gym is why that team is shit

alright, Reso and Misery are the only players worth anything on that team

kick the other 3

So does this confirm that w33 is dating ppd's ex-gf?

they gained too much money with TI 2nd place and now they don't give a shit