/owg/ - Overwatch General

Here comes T. Racer! edition

THE ANNIVERSARY EVENT ENDS ON JUNE 12

>Anniversary event page and item tracker
playoverwatch.com/en-us/events/anniversary/
js41637.github.io/Overwatch-Item-Tracker/#/events/ANNIVERSARY_2017

>New Assault Map: Horizon Lunar Colony
Dev diary: youtube.com/watch?v=PY3gN7v8Ehg
Map Preview: youtube.com/watch?v=91nfDfnGCB0

>Latest PC patch notes
PTR: playoverwatch.com/en-us/blog/20812212
Live: playoverwatch.com/en-us/game/patch-notes/pc/

>Overwatch Dev Tracker
overstalk.io/

>Hero tips, tricks, and basics
pastebin.com/Qf2AKa8R

>Source/Quake mouse sensitivity converter
jscalc.io/calc/djyxBymfcWCIgD4f

>Personal Stats / Leaderboards
overbuff.com/
masteroverwatch.com

>eSports Info and Contenders League
over.gg/
gosugamers.net/overwatch
overwatchcontenders.com/

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I want to HUFF Lena's PAINT

Ana Amari

I want to nut in Symmetra's cervix!!!

That tanline ruins it for me.

Pharah best Imouto

>tfw I have 3 assignments that I've barely started due around the double XP weekend

First for the Lucio design we should have gotten.

>tfw no Amélie to operate with

hey guys the real new thread is

sorry genji you got btfo
next time try deflecting before dying

no it's not

you guys say that about every unused design

I hope at one point they give each hero their original design as a skin, some of them are really cool.

Get in line

Stop user. They fucked.
You know it's true.

>get in game
>enemy tracer actually annoying
>enemy tracer says in chat "am I annoying you guys :)?"
>lose the first two rounds
>don't say anything
>go winston in third round
>shut tracer down
>we win
>I say in all chat after the game "naa you weren't annoying"
>tracer claims hes good in 1v1

>mfw this is team based game.

are you guys ready?
you better fucking be

You say that like it's a bad thing.

I actually haven't played Competitive since placing in S1.

So I've heard, but I got saddled with picking a lot of roles nobody else wanted to fill (such as Lucio, who I've heard is low-impact) and doing poorly as a result.

I ended up getting SR 1580, so at least it's not Bronze.

Why should I even care?
There's nothing good in this "event" to want more xp.

I swear, after this event is over, I'm taking a definitive good break from Overwatch. This grind is just too much.

You can grind vs. AI to get 2000-3000 EXP in 5 minute matches, to roll for loot and dupes so you have the gold to buy actually good skins you may have missed in previous events when Blizz reintroduces them this year.

There are no good skins

I want to stick my _______ in ________'s _________!!!

This is a 48 year old man.

He is full of that Captain America super shit.

>2000-3000 EXP in 5 minute matches
It's closer to 1400, unfortunately.

2x EXP.

Dick, Orisa, ass

>i want to stick my foot in user's ass

tongue Widowmaker navel

isn't he 55?

what SR Span is true elo hell?
Because i think i just got out of it

>people can some how justify paying sixty dollars for Overwatch

Oh, during the EXP even, right.

women dont age well
men reach peak attraction at 40


really makes you think

I can't justify paying money for any post 2004 videogame.

I paid $40

Chen, that's the wrong way!

any time you start losing you call it elo hell
i got it for F R E E

He's actually 76

>men reach peak attraction at 40
Fuck no, all humans are at their best in their 20's, in your late 30's you start to wither, and by your 40's you are just a burden.

ey fuck u

> It was revealed at San Diego Comic-Con 2016 that Jack Morrison's age in Ana Origin Story photo was around 35, and it had been approximately 20 years since then until the present.

55

Who knows, high plat was pretty shitty

I used a gift card.

Respond to this post if you want to respond to this post

Can't believe it's not even at Patch Time. Let me grind so I can finally get enough credits to buy a skin I want since I know I won't unlock it anyway.

>men reach peak attraction at 40
You mean when a lot of them already went bald?
No one is attractive after their late twenties.

lolno, mr bad genes

>ruining the joke

Have a (You) since I can't stop being a waifushitter that keeps posting Widowmaker.

I was just in low gold
2100-2200 is prob the worst for me.

I find it hilarious that it took Blizzard a fucking year to do something that was common for every other shooter to do any time there was a content update.

And blizzdrones will lap it up like it's the second coming.

Um sweetie youre absolutely wrong :)
I just corrected your mistakes sweetie pie

It's not about genes, it's a fact, you are an old hag after your 30's, and at your 40's your body has already decayed.
There's a reason they'll force you out of active service in the army the moment you reach your 40's.

t. (You)

I preordered OW with no regrets.

For what purpose?
There's nothing worthwhile to get, none of the other skins are worth anything either. There's no point to the loot boxes, no point to the skins.

Why do people push for more loot box content instead of actual game play content?

You have to be a drone to like any modern videogame.
It's been more than a decade since the last legitimate good videogame came out.

REMINDER THAT GENJI LOVES TO LICK MCCREES DIRTY BUNGHOLE CLEAN

Except I didn't make a mistake, he is technically 76

Soldier 76 that is

>masters match
>enemy junkrat main assfucking our widowmain
>we tried to tell him about the trap outside the spawn but he wasn't in voice chat

Oh don't worry user, I bet you can beat biology,l just like how you totally become a girl if you cut off your dick and give yourself silicone tits.

Or maybe you are just some guy in his 40's who thinks he's still useful.
In that case, I feel bad for you, aging is something horrible, just accept it and move on.

...

It was never said at comic con and someone linked you the panel at SDCC last thread. Chu only said the picture is 20 years old. Are you stupid?

Spoken like a true roastie.

How mad are you right now LMAO

I don't give a fuck about women, women are useless right from the start, and men are only useful between the ages of 15 and 30.
Anyone else should be discarded for actual work.

>shit talking OTHER women
yeah I am not falling for that you dumb ratchet roastie

fuck

You couldnt be more wrong in your life kiddo

So you are not a dude between his 15s and 30s?
Having no purpose in society must be awful.
But as I said, accept it and leave.

I think those video games and chinese cartoons are actually rotting our brains

im not reading that

hand
Junkrat
hand

Want me to grab the link for you?

t. dumb roastie

Maybe you could join the amish, then, and not post on a board specifically catering to fans of both.

I don't know why everyone thinks that Koreans are esports gods. They're only good at trash games that no one cares about

t. roastie or 40 year old in denial over his lack of purpose

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>decide to try sombra
>tacospeak everywhere

I GET IT. SO PROGRESSIVE.

Dropped.

>teleporter sitting in the open to the left of the point on Hanamura point A between the point and the two story building because Symm put it down after we nearly got wiped so we can rush back ASAP
>enemy team has a Tracer and Genji
>both were on the point at one time but never even shot at TP
>you could see it from the choke, too
>up from the point when Sym put it down to the end of the game because we only used five charges

t. roastie

Are you seriously complaining that a character speaks their native language?

>westernized muslims
Oh boy, now they are going to have actual reasons to hate us.

Does a draw in comp make a win streak go away in terms of rank bonuses?

I was on a 5 game win streak and then got a draw. Still got a cool 100+ SR though

>complaining about someone from a Spanish speaking country speaking Spanish

Gooks are always a pain in the ass in whatever game they are in.

>widowmaker finally got that "désolé" line

That shit has been sitting in her files forever. I wonder when they'll run out of old voice lines to use for event items.

yeah it really annoys me how widow speaks french and tracer speaks british like come on stop appealing to sjws and make everyone speak english

18 when he joined the army
30 years in overwatch
5 years after the fall to present day.
He's at least 53. A bit more for military training and the Super Soldier program/

>Play Lucio
>WOAH HEEEY HEEY OAUEHEOEHEOE HOOOOOOOOOOOOOH WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
> YOURE REALLY GONNA SAY THAT?!

>not already understanding that the entire overwatch cast are vapid, boring cliches with SJW pandering

>Play mexican character
>Speaks spanish
WOW WHAT THE FUCK BLIZZ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

hehe

t. roastie in denial

I wonder when they'll give Zarya a voice line that isn't completely out of place in the event it's added to the game

remind me why there is a hardcap on comp points again