/meg/ - Mass Effect General

So that user who wanted to make a mod that locks Scourt outta of romancing Jaal... I hope you're working on it.

I laughed more at bioware in these few hours more than I did for the whole playlist of his videos.

>Scourt
>Scout
Bonk. Is he 5'2"?

You can save the angara and kill the Cardinal, you know?

Nice.

Nah, I've decided to let it be. It's so horrible it's not even worth it.

Good. You opened this message. This is
actually asari military command. we're busy
tending to what's left of our planet.
So you survived the KLing on /meg/ but never forget we're not as dead as we thought.
Now an entire country is diverse because Merkel had the strength to win. The legend of
Western german needs to be re-written.
I hope I'm there for the last chapter. It ends with your
death by mating tube.

-Blue harlot.

Save angara, shoot Cardinal.

I don't know how to mod or I would go for it.

...

Why would I kill the Cardinal when she' saw doing a good thing to the angara?

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Everyone wants a spiky girlfriend to get improvements. When?

Kett are cancer.

Ryder's the tallest, tied with Gil, of the human crew, it's just an endearing name for everyone's favorite hetero-fucking-sexual default boy

She's only trying to save her own skin, and to try and stop you blowing up the base, mate.

Considering what happened with Jaal, are you sure you actually want Montreal's idea of improvements?

A cancer I don't want to cure until it completely deletes the angara

She's really not, she just knows that she can't win here and the only way to save the facility ((and potentially keep abducting Angara)) is to appeal to your morality and give you the Angarans so you leave.

Though really, the whole thing is stupid since one of your companions or whatever outright says to just do as she asks and then we could just come back and wreck it another day, yet we don't see that.

Done.

It'd be nice if the mod community could improve on things some, at some point. Even if just a little. Not holding my breath.

He actually has nude model, for one.

>want to kill Akksul to piss off Jaal
>but also want him to live because he cucked Jaal
Which do I do?

>cucked Jaal
Is this a new thing, or...?

from: Jaal ama darav

Good. You opened this message. This isn't actually Jaal. he's busy tending to what's left of his sexuality.

So you survived the romance in andromeda You're
not as weak as I thought. But never forget that
your best wasn't good enough to stop yourself from forgoing an alien whore for a FAG-O-SEXUAL alien whore!
Now an entire angara is a degenerate because you lacked the strength to respect you body!. The legend of Scott needs to be re-written. I hope I'm there for the last chapter. It ends with your death by weird alien dick! You fucking Fag! Repent! humanitry first! SEMPER FI! REEEEEEEE I'm straight and totally HETERO SCOTT!

-Adrian Delaware Shepard

Akksul took the girl Jaal was in love with

That was Jaal's older brother. Not Akksul

No, that was his brother.

That was his brother, not Akksul

Wasn't that Jaals older brother? I don't think it was Akksul.

Shit. This whole time I thought Akksul was his brother. I guess that's what happens when you dot pay attention to Jaal

>It ends with your death by weird alien dick! You fucking Fag!
kek, I'd missed ADS.

>Jaal: we need to move carefully, we don't want to alert the Roekarr that we're here
>Drack: Let the bastards know we're coming
Fuck yeah. Fuck angara, krogan best aliens

So is there any footage of the new Jaal and Scott romance? or haven't anyone rushed that far yet?

Right here.

youtube.com/watch?v=cMK8ObpNoaw
Enjoy. But hold your sides, it's horrible.

They practically used the exact same animations almost everywhere. The romance doesn't make any sense and it's fucking hilarious.

Also, that new kissing anymation at the end is something else. SFM porn animators make more convincing smooching all the time.

Friendly reminder quarians soon

>his face

>tfw best boy is bi
>tfw best girl is bi
>tfw the most romantic and purest romances are by bisexual characters for bisexual progs

what bioware mean with that.

I hope we get geth

jaal loves scott and vetra loves sara!

>Jaal loves Sara and Vetra loves Scott!
FTFY

>bi progs
I'd go bi for Avitus. Turians will be best girl and boy.

What can I say, my dudes.
Jaal is for Sara and Vetra is for Scott.

monosexuals are scum.

>scott, sara, vetra and jaal are in a incestous loving polyamorous cute relationship!

There won't be any ME shit. They might show Dylan but Andromeda has such a bad reputation they don't want that shit in their big conference.

/meg/ was right, as always.

I hate Scooter even more now

>romantic

They've said on today's stream MEA's DLC will be at E3.

How do people find Jaal attractive. He's hideous

I do to. I was gonna come around to using him but not anymore. I can't even look at him anymore.

>polyamory
Degenerate.

avitus rix have a lot of potential, but i am pretty sure he was mean to be a companion on andromeda 2, and now ME maybe is dead and if we see andromeda 2 we would see it on 5 years in next gen, fuck if this even another mass effect probably would not be andromeda 2 if not another game in the milky way. maybe this better this way.

also, gay avitus > bi avitus, and i say this as a bi fag.

Did you make this? I could see tumblr using this

They didn't

I didn't say he was bi.

Rewatch or watch the stream again.

You think?

No this Jaal shit has made me want all LI to bi right now.

i.imgur.com/wWC3uNk.jpg

He has pretty cat eyes, hot as fuck back, cool voice and great personality. Why not?

For lulz?

It's not going to be there. Stop making stuff up to satisfy your fantasies, Mac.

I saw it on tumblr

not, i get it from tumblr, lol.

i and bi jaal fag but i don't want this shit again, i want straight, gay and bi characters, bisexual characters are more real when everybody is bisexual and not "playersexual".

but they can make the important romances bi, make the morrigans and alistairs bisexuals and make the josephines straight or gay.

i mean, bisexuals are more real when not everybody is bisexual, playersexuality is a bad meme from a bad game.***

>oversized chibi eyes
>disgusting chest
>hoarse voice
>cloying personality
Yeah, he's fantastic.

This, also his nose is cute.

Jaalano Ama Donut

I mean he's pretty much a squid rabbit.

That nose looks like someone took a hammer to a human face.

I want to touch it and see if it's squishy.

He has been raped

Jaal is probably the most straight motherfucker in the wntire franchise. Making him bi is a mistake.

Yes, and he needs Sara's love and support in this very difficult time.

And yet they did it, because Montreal is full of hypocritical, bigoted hacks with no integrity or credibility as writers.

Also from tumblr? They are gonna destroy whoever made this.

No, I don't wanna deal with drama again. People are gonna bitch as long as there's limitations on who they want to bone.

>Jaalwhale incredibly aggravated about her beloved precious squishy husbando
Much jealousy, my sides

>When Scott forces Jaal's head onto his cock
LOL

It's a cat nose, albeit a bit more flat.

It's probably hard like I am right now.

Nah, the fact that the quality is shit softens the blow considerably. I'm past the point of incoherent rage, but that doesn't exactly change the fact that Montreal is full of hacks, does it?

It is what it is now i guess, the problem isn't that he's bi. the problem is that they patched it in later.

Jaal was a mistake wasn't he?

Anything for those normiebux, I guess.
>tumblr aren't normies
SJ is such a meme at this point, it's basically become a normie thing.

Well, aside fromost of his dialogue implying his preference for the fairer sex, no I suppose it's only a problen now post release.

The tumblr/twitter side are the ones who demanded this. And the trans lady stuff too. They have a lot more power than you think. Bioware is so determined to please them now.

Never said they aren't full of shit. This patch is just as bad as the rest of the game.
>I'm past the point of incoherent rage
You on the other hand can't stand anything bad happening to this shitty character you're obsessed about, which makes this thread even funnier to read. Carry on.

I'm more mad about the fact that Bioware bent over backwards to please a bunch of shrieking morons than anything, but by all means, believe what you want.

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