/drg/ - DanganRonpa General

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Night night

Ishi&Mondo!

Very cute indeed.

Yes!

>tfw no baby hajime to hold

Well I was just standing here
and Ouma locked himself in the hanger
I asked myself
Why won't Ouma just come out the hanger?
Nobody has no answers
AND SO I PULL OUT MY GUN
TELL ME WHY OUMA IN THE HANGER OR ELSE I'M GONNA SHOOT SOMEONE

>tfw you'll never be held in Mondo's protective arms

All thanks to the genius inventor, Iruma Miu!

He's blowing kaito

Post some lewd or something and net yourself a holiday

Please do not do that

I want to fuck moe-sama!

>And that's how I killed Momota

I was just standing here
Ouma locked himself in the hanger
Then Momota come
and now, Momota in the hanger too
Please Ouma and Momota come out the hanger
I'm gonna calm myself down
AND I PULL OUT MY GUN
IF OUMA AND MOMOTA DON'T COME OUT OF THE HANGER I'M GONNA CAP THIS BITCH

IT'S JUST NOT FAIR BROS!

>I want to cut off all of hajimes limbs for the sake of hope

t. Trashman

Now, I've been asked to come up here, get you both out of the hanger
Man, this is some crazy shit
Why won't you both just come out the hanger?
And they said

We're not comin' out the hanger
so you can just go away
(But Monokuma wants you out the hanger.)
That doesn't matter 'cause we're gonna stay

Now I'm startin' to get angry,
SO I PULL OUT MY GUN
I'M GONNA GIVE YOU A COUNT TO THREE TO OPEN THIS HANGER DOOR
ONE - I'M GONNA SHOOT YOU BOTH
TWO - I'M GONNA CAP SOME BITCH
THREE-

Nishishi~

Now I'm in the hanger. Now I'm in the hanger too.

Hope is a beautiful thing, don't you think?

>implying I'd fuck Moe-tan
Bitch is a thot, she keeps making brap memes

Trashman you're not even trying to hide it.

I don't think you know what "thot" means.

I want Ouma and Kaito to have an affair behind Maki's back. Because of her troubled past, Maki is uncomfortable with having sex. Ouma presents himself as totally open. Kaito falls victim to poorly repressed bisexuality and fucks him in the exsial hanger, and it becomes at least a weekly event for them.

Kaito feels terrible about it, but his high libido and Ouma's insinuations of blackmail keep the affair going.

>tfw forgot about his birthday
Welp, I'm gonna have some fun time in pixiv/twitter later today, if I'm lucky.

Reminder that chiaki is dead and there is nothing that can stop nagito from getting what he wants

Fight me cunt
She called herself "thotling" a while back and I've been calling her a thot ever since.

Okay, I've just read "exsial hanger" as "existential anger," I think I need to go to sleep.

H-hot
There is one girl who can stop him, mahiru

Just admit you want the normie to brap on you Trashcan.

>getting this defensive
>admits to having inside jokes
It's cute.

Why so smol.

I do NOT!
Moe-tan is a filthy memer and we're both in healthy relationships already. I don't want to dick her.

>wants to dick 75% of DR characters
>don't want to dick Moe-tan
Really makes me think.

Shit lads, think we've finally found something that touches on Trashman's nerve. :^)

as long as you give it attention he'll keep posting like it bothers it even if it doesn't

I don't want to dick her desu. She has some patrician taste in fetishes, though.
You lie.

luv that late nite browsing, mm
comfy hours are here

Hajime is pretty nonchalant for a guy who's been rendered quadriplegic

I want to crack open a cold one with the beer lover's club.

More like dead hour.
But it's comfy so I ain't gonna complain.

>hoshi, amami, ouma, tsumugi, angie, miu
Would be a fun group to drink with tee hee aych, although I'd prefer cocktails.

>people are STILL replying to trashman
He has no excuse to reply if you don't give him one

I mean, if you took them too a bar, I'm positive Ouma, Tsumugi and Angie would all order super fruity cocktails with obscene amounts of alcohol in them. Tsumugi would recommend the best ones.

Hoshi and Amami stick with beer. Miu just chugs out of a vodka handle.

Ishimondo posters are the silent gurus of these threads, always always so chill. I don't know how you do it but you make me like this ship by your presence alone.

>ywn drink cocktail jugs with Ouma and Miu
Feels bad lads

Oh, thank you for your compliment.
It's probably because there're only two of us here and our opinions on the ship are similar so we rarely fight or cause a scene. Thank you for supporting this cute little ship, sir!

Miu is most likely to order the table something fucking heinous like a pitcher of vodka redbull. Would not give her money for the bar.

I also ship these two lovely boys, but my posts are usually taken by other things, so I don't get a chance to post 'em much. Ishimondo purest pair, deserved better!

Elite drinking tip: if you drink vodka redbull and sex on the beach at the same time through two straws they totally cancel each other out and taste like water

Honestly, Ouma and Miu drunk is something I'd pay very good money to see.

Ouma trying to pull off a prank while completely sloppily trashed and tripping over himself and Miu forgetting how to string sexual insults together would be perfection.

Mondofags don't exist except for the once in a lifetime occasion, and Ishimarufags, like most dr1fags are a dying breed.

But it just so happens that both characters have a very mutual and strong relationship, and a lot of artists draw them together. It helps that most of the fan arts produced is cute rather than weird like a lot of v3 couples are, from what I can see that's mostly posted in these thread.

I'm glad i've been able to post ishimondo with you, user.

Thanks for supporting us, user. They are great boys that really do deserve better.

>FUCK YEAH GUYS LET'S GET TRASHED LET'S GET THE VODKABULL PITCHER
>they all pitch in a bit, but most just take a sip and order their own drinks
>Miu drinks half of it
>she alternates between being on the table taking off clothes and on the floor crying about being too fucking cold

Pleb drinking tip: drinking about 8 oz of water between every shot and peeing consistently will keep you from getting a hangover the next morning while keeping you drunk

Thank you, user. They truely deserved much better than what they got.
It's okay if you can't post them. Just knowing that you love them is enough for me, I don't know about what Ishimaruanon think.

I can see Miu being that one friend who spends all of her money buying everyone shots to get them plastered

I already said even if they don't post them much, I appreciate their support.

huh, that's actually pretty interesting. Pitchers are more fun than shots though imo, especially if you can get everyone around it

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Cute Springroll!

She tries to get everyone else drunk, but she's the one that gets wasted the hardest and has to be carried home, half naked, by (merely tipsy or pleasantly drunk) friends as she rambles on about all the guys she wants to fuck.

I'd say Hoshi would be the one to do this of the club but he's way too small to feasibly carry her, so I think the burden's on Amami and Tsumugi.

>3 minute late
Ah, my bad. Was busy typing the post.
Sorry.

>miu
>having friends

Heavyweight > Lightweight
Hoshi > Tsumugi > Amami > Ouma > Angie > Miu > Gonta > Kaito > Kirumi > Korekiyo > Kaede > Tenko > Maki > Saihara > Himiko
Ki-bo is a robot and doesn't get drunk

That's okay. I like keeping the auto button on so I don't have to refresh the thread.

Hoshi's a world class athlete who trains for strength, I think he could do it. Plus it's an incredibly cute mental image.

I want the survivors to encounter an abandoned pub and get drunk!

spring roll into bed for a nap

Have another one

I want Amami, Hoshi and Ouma to have a drinking contest until Amami and Ouma are completely destroyed by Hoshi!

Fair point, but can he control her while she's trying to roll and wiggle out of his grasp to get back to all the "studs waiting to fuck her"?

>all the "studs waiting to fuck her"
Kek, this is way too in-character

Meanwhile Ouma has managed to make new friends at the club and has wandered off with them.

Holy shit they're gonna get SO smashed
>maki busts out the shivs for some super fucking dangerous knife throwing tricks
>THAT'S NOTHING WATCH ME SAW SAIHARA-KUN IN HALF
>he manages to talk himiko out of it
>'these potions inhibit your magic powers'
>as the night wears on it turns out maki's a sad drunk and drapes herself between himiko and shuichi crying over kaito big dick
>they comfort her and eventually lay her down to sleep in a corner. himiko does an elaborate salt circle protection ritual on her. it seems like a good idea at the time
>in her uncoordinated state this just means pouring the contents of several salt shakers on and around maki
>the furry ears inevitably get brought out from somewhere
>himiko attempts dirty talk but it's just slurred nonsense
>they collapse in a pile before anything happens
>maki wakes up first the next day with a splitting headache wondering why the fuck her hair is full of salt

Cute!

youtube.com/watch?v=FU_f2_sKPig

reminder there's only 1 best boy

Ouma is last seen drunkenly babbling about having contacts with the Chinese mafia and Russians and then is just fucking gone. Vanished.

They were actually """worried"" for a bit that some hitman actually took him out the next morning, until it's revealed he somehow made it halfway to DICE'S headquarters by subway, broke into a hotel room, and fell asleep on the couch surrounded by stacks of bills.

Holy shit this is adorable.

>Maki's salty hair
W-wew...

I want Imposter and Mitty to live happily ever after

I forgot to mention their impetus to start drinking in the first place: a toast, for each departed classmate.

something wrong
i hold my head
/drg/ gone
our thread dead

Posting best girl!

Which Dangan finds themselves wanting to drink even when they're alone?
Which give in?

Juzo ez

Mugi!

Why is she a smelly incel NEET if she looks this good?
It doesn't make sense

Somehow I want to blame Trashcan for this if he's still awake in Potatoland.

Is very passionate about her hobby!

Because fiction, user.

>not wanting smelly incel NEET pussy
i'm still awake
why do you want to blame me

Ouma and Hoshi.

Ouma takes quick sips from a small handle to calm the frustration, Hoshi has the strength to abstain.