Why are girlfriends such a meme?
Your car:
>can't bitch and argue
>Always in the mood for fun
>incapable of lying to you
>unconditional love
>will always go where you want to go and do what you want to do
A woman:
>constant bitching and arguing
>"nah, I don't feel like it"
>lies to you
Is there actually anything other than sex you get out of a bitch?
>implying you can't fuck a car
>Is there actually anything other than sex you get out of a bitch?
nope, that makes all the other shit worthwhile tho mr virgin autismo
Bitches ain't nothin but tricks and hoes
Always remember that
>tfw no gf to build you ls's
>costs you time and money
>will give you angst and troubles
i choose car
Why not just find a girlfriend that doesn't bitch and argue and lie to you?
>why not just get a boyfriend
oh wait there's no difference except you both want to have sex all the time regardless
Get your degenerate shit the fuck out of here
Whoa whoa. Get that fag garbage outta here and back to your /b/ shithole.
Benefits of a boyfriend
>you're flat out gay so nobody criticizes you about what you could get or that you don't want a family
>don't have to go through the hell of marriage
>can't drop any lower
>when you get back from whatever awful thing you can both just drink fug who cares, sleep it off
>you can run you mouth at him and even physically beat him when he's wrong, but he's a guy so whatever
>compete on who can cook better meals while the slags are going "pussy power!" and pissing in the street and they don't even know how to cook
What's not to like? Just the stink of shit?
Guys can whine and lie too. I'm sure gay couples have the same issues that straight couples do.
That actually sounds nice as fuck. I'm sure a feminine dude would have a constant sex drive. I'll be looking into this.
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Straight couples can do all of those things except the beating part. Gay or straight, you should not physically abuse your partner. That's a not something a partner would do.
>lost
But you can wrestle with a dude.
>partner
Found the lesbian
FACT: guys enjoy physically abusing each other, not even the stupid play-dress hairy cop boss B&D gargbage.
>wasting his prime years on 4chun instead of doing something with his life
>calling anyone else a degenerate
You can also wrestle with a girl.
>side effects may include being a literal faggot
kys
this thread is gay
>I am now a lesbian
I am an avid carpet muncher.
I dunno what the fuck happened. I knew Veeky Forums was a bunch of faggots, but I didn't think it was this bad.
Faggot shit is not allowed on Veeky Forums
Fucking reported.
>Is there actually anything other than sex you get out of a bitch?
nope. you don't even need sex. just rub one out like a man.
>You can also wrestle with a girl.
Maybe that one dyke out of 100.
Even if you're straight you can wrestle the fuck out of another straight (no homo) and have a great time even if maybe at some point you wind up grinding your crotch or you grab his buttcheek or you lick his face and breath in the air you just slammed out of his lungs or whatever
>thinking that mens cant be thots
I used to be that naiive too.
would plant my face in that ass desu
back to your cesspit
>arbitrary arbitrary arbitrary
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