Truckerfag Thread - /TFG/

>Holla If Yu'z Hurd Edition

Brevious Bread: >44 tonnes of broken dolly legs
>34 blood stained tires
>Sign that lease and I'll put you in a daycab Stirling with no a.c. and a worn out clutch
>CDL How Do? Community college or a private driving school ideally
>Learn how to chain up babby truckers, winter is coming
>Unless you drive in Hawaii, then learn how to escape lava flows

>Truckerfag is out hauling M109 howitzers on his 48' step deck, why aren't you?
>EF's gril home cooks him dinner and then hard drugs every night
>Bepis hasn't finished a work day not on the end of a tow truck hook in aboutthree weeks
>Whiney will finally start pre-pre-pre orientation classes for Schlumberger in October
>Oilfag is enjoying the sights, sounds, and snows of a typical Canadian Autumn
>Balam's flatbedding job is kill, otr awaits
>Doublesfag has a hollaworthy wife
>Primefag has a Prime Autism Awareness truck
>Primely is on the run from the Vory V Zakone
>Bandit used his mouth to get out of an inspection
>Truckdog has a no money down, fifteen year, 46% interest loan on an MSI laptop
>Gundam fixed his abs light issues usingthis one weird trick that involves a 4 pound sledgehammer

First

Ya'll'd've ain't dun no rite heeyaw, itellya hwut!

>>Learn how to chain up babby truckers, winter is coming

What does that mean

Learn how to correctly and safely apply tire chains.

Oh well, i'll never be able to afford these insane laptop repayments unless I start shifting serious units on itunes.

F̶i̶r̶s̶t̶ S̶e̶c̶o̶n̶d̶

bugger

GS500 BEST BEGINNER BIKE

>I'll put you in a daycab Stirling with no a.c. and a worn out clutch
tfw my life as a hotrock jockey

Tomposter?

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