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Which hero gives the best cuddles and why is it Valla?

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we just dont know

Because anger m8ts

Valla is angry all the time and when you cuddle with Valla then she does so an angry way, that's still very cute.

>why is it Valla?
Wrong

What's an acceptable K:D as leoric?

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>tfw all the abuse and report threats I get when saying I only play one hero
It's an unreasonable amount of comfy to know they'll get punished and I won't.

These things are relative to the game, friend.

Where the FUCK is Maiev????

she has me imprisoned and rapes me every day along with her sentinels. do not send help

The same for any other character? Leoric doesn't get a free pass to die because he can res faster. He isn't Murky.

Not in the game

Best feet in the game, ranked from best to not quite as good but still great:

>Tyrande
>Cassia
>Li Ming
>Valla
>Valeera
>Kerrigan
>D.Va
>Johanna
>Tracer
>Nova
>Sylvanas

If she's not listed it's because her feet are ugly.

She went back to her home planet

opinions on steady blade vs final cut?

dreadlord when?

Neither get reflect

>Hero League
>Pre-pick Valla
>"No Sylvanas pls"
lol

>Don't fear the Reaper Edition
That's a good song

no, fuck you

Please state all the things you would do to Johanna.

I would go on a holy crusade throughout Europe with Johanna!

Hope I get her on my QM team, but never pick her myself

make her get a girls haircut and stop pretending to be tough for starters

I would pick kinky beetle instead

>kerrigan
>good feet

Hold her hand

>no li li too
user has no taste.

>be blizz
>tychus does too much %hp
>patch so that %hp is capped at a certain number so it can't shred immortals and cho'gall
>make a hero whos entire gimmick is doing %hp over time
>don't fix the cap on damage effectively nerfing a hero that wasn't even out yet
nice game

Id feed her this

you fucking animal

>her hand is bigger than yours

I rage roughly in one out of four of my games, ragethrow some of them and I never got my first silence.
This person must be a literal KKK member to get 18 months.

it's more the power dynamic than the feet themselves

knowing that she could rip you apart in an instant if you don't get down on your knees and start worshiping her feet is a real turn-on

>Wears armor and uses weapon that weights twice as much as you
>Not tough

Best counter against Zagara on Brexis solo lane?

>taking braxis or hanamura seriously
i honestly just throw on those maps half the time, they're just utter garbage

Ranged shits on her. Grey, Thrall, so on.

Dehaka, Sonya, Leoric, any beefy solo laner who won't get bullied

sirlin.net/ptw-book/introducingthe-scrub

>Never been good at melee assassins
>Decide to start waiting for a few CCs to be tossed before entering team fights

I really like Thrall now. Not sure If he's "meta"
>Good sustain
>Pokes
>chain lighting always seems to do just enough damage to secure the last hit of a kill, even when I think it won't
>Good root with potential to gain more sustain off of it
>Fun to maximize follow through
>Both ults feel viable
>Sustain is based on magic hits, not AA, so he doesn't get cucked as much as Illidan

You can hover the out skirts and drop a few chain lighting, wait for the Kerrigan combo or whatever and then go in like a boss Fuck Varian though. It's surprising how many initiators will you their abilities on the enemy tank for some reason.

After trying to git gud as Illidan, I realized why he's a cuck. Varain is just a better version of him in every regard except if the enemy team has some solo laner who's retardedly alone all the time. Illidan gets cucked by anything that even kind of stops a few of his attacks and dies the moment he hasn't been attacking 100% of the time.

No wonder he got out-dicked by a fucking tree hippy.

Bad players can't handle a round on a bad map, so this is understandable

You underestimate how much damage zagara can dish out

*walks upwards slightly*
mada mada

Thrall is getting a rework on Tuesday. Learning current Thrall is a farce.

Zagara can't bully out Sonya. If she uses up her entire mana bar maybe she can get her to use fountain, but that's best case scenario.

Footfags are the scum of the earth.

Leoric and Dehaka lose against Zagara. No chance unless she is total shit.
Sonya can outheal Zagara in a full wave but can be poked during disengage.
Sonyas only chance is a succesful spear otherwise Zagara will push the lane in.

best zagara counters are pre-rework Thrall (dont know how he is right now), Rexxar if you got good micro and Illidan.

you forgot we are talking about Brexis which means push lane and hold objective. Sonya cant win objective against Zagara unless you manage a spear hit.

FUCK.

Holy shit I just read it... I JUST started liking him...

This is... a... buff...ish?

Seems like less resilience but more opportunity to make it happen.

I don't know if I like it, seems like they pushed I'm into a more squishy damage role, but I really liked his "in-between" bruiser/assassin feel.

The Root buff seems kinda cool though.

I like quests, but... that's a lot of quests.

Anyone for TL placements? I'm borderline inting to get this shit out of the way

Gul'dan, you outrange her, outheal her and can easily destroy her creep.

Any stealth based hero

>Been hoping for Sttiches buff/rework
>See patch notes

>All level 20 talent changes
>Putrid bile
>Healing and Movement Speed bonuses have been removed

Why do they hate him?
All I wanted was a stitches buff and a dentist stitches skin where he has perfect belly teeth or giant braces.

Also why do they hate lvl 20 bolt now?

>tfw you miss bees of the storm

Butcher works pretty well, surprisingly.

Use Q to reveal her tumors and finish with an AA or two.
Sidestep banelings, kill roaches and hydras.
Retard-rush her down when she thinks you're out of lane.

>Why do they hate him?
Are you kidding? Hungry Hungry Stitches can teleport you and they will add a talent that heals you for each basic attack.

Are any of the zero characters good?
This is important

I thought they've hated Bolt for a while now.

Kind of glad to see it finally go completely, desu. League is sort of stuck with the whole Flash thing.

I'm a dumb phone poster.
Zerg*

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Abathur is good if you have infinite levels of autism.
Zagara is fun but not always good.
Dehaka is a good dog but boring.
Kerrigan's solid but is basically ultless

None of stitches problems were because he wasn't good enough at level 20

Does Auriels spellpower talent give Gall spellpower or just cho?

Less sustain in terms of healing, buff overall. You will definately miss stuff like the 7 range lightning casts and block.

Both

Both. Auriel and Cho'gall is busted.

>Sakura Auriel wears leggings
I just want to give those legs a kiss

I hear alarak is pretty decent solo owner against zagara

>Zagara
That's who I was looking at the most. Good to hear, thanks. Just downloading this now

I haven't cared much for block since OW characters became a thing, and Yea, that range decrease probably means no more securing kills by bouncing lighting off of a turret and jumping it to a hero.

But the new wolf jumps might be cool, if a tank tries to body block, you could use them as a wolf extension and net the running squishie.I guess it can potentially go 125% further.

I still feel like he's going to be nuked down much easier and he was already saddling the point between hardy/squishie. he'll be much more reliant on having back up.

Cho'Gall OP

That's not how you spell Lili.

>wanna level new heroes
>don't wanna miss on easy boxes durign the event

Until he meets someone who manly deals % based damage

Like Tychus or Leroic

>Leoric
>a threat to Cho'Gall
*presses Z and points away*

Only playing one hero in HL is why you are bronze.

>Running away from a threat
Yeah that's usually how it works

Best way to build Hammer?

Or at least what hero is good to just wreck solo queue and how? Pretty bored since no one online wants to do Team League Placements.

Question about % hp dmg. Does it just remove the health, or is it added to your attack, and then it gets filtered through armor and such?

>people who unironically think you can be stuck below master for only playing a single hero

Pick DVA or Genji, there's not many direct counters to them and if no enemy is playing a counter, you can pretty much do whatever you want.

Varian is also a QM monster because he's "Not a tank" according to matchmaking, which will give you enemy comps with no front line.

how do you add someone as a friend post match?

>Playing Fat Hams

>no one online wants to do Team League Placements

Are you eu?

>u will never cuddle on abathur's moist underside

ASSMODAN

MURKY

PUSH

What's wrong with stitches? He has a solid tank build with hook range, and a fantastic slam build.

Only succubi kerrigan has nice feet

dem hooves

Post more cute

Hmm, I wonder where this poster hails from.

canada, why?