Qt from work needed a ride home last night

>instinctively smell the seat

...

>give the slightest damn about cars
this, she's seen manual before and give 0 shits some random sperg can kind of drive stick

>be me
>be autofag
>qt coworker needs ride home so i offer her a ride
>walk up to my car after work
>"wow this is your car user? i thought it was a managers"
>simply reply yep and hope in
>my car is clean, as fuck and smells great with black interior
>starts up car and drives her all the way home with her laughing saying she's never road in a fast car before
>look over at her and say its only 300hp with a grin on my face
>she says thank you and gives me her number when we get to her place

Thots and most women don't give a fuck if its a stick. what they care about is if its big and fast or at least clean.

Chad appreciated it too , OP

If it's not clean then it won't do.

Also if you want her to notice your stick (pun intended) then redline and drop it like you're trying to win a race.

Women like fast cars.

>another sperg used by a roastie
lmao

> super unsmooth
I bet your gear shifts were also pretty bad HAHAHA SEE WHAT I DID THERE

what car? and pic of girl pls

people like OP are turning manual cars into vape levels of cringe

>girl from class asks for ride home, 3 minutes down the street
>I say no problem hop in
>My car is completely stripped out, fixed seats and harnesses, basically a tin can
>she can't figure out the harness buckles like every other fucking retard ever in my passenger seat
>help her buckle in
>start car, straight piped v8 with 0 sound deadening
>shes plugging her ears
>leave the lot the opposite direction of where we need to go
>"user my house is that way!" pointing frantically
>pretend like a cant here here
>fucking light up my tires going sideways down the street
>shes holding on to my shoulder for dear life
>come to a calm stop at the stop light
>"a-user my house is the other way"
>oh ok
>rip the e-brake into a u-turn
>she starts yelling that she wants to get out
>pedal to the metal babay
>hit 90 mph on a back street and lock up all 4 brakes 50 feet from her driveway
>Shes panicking trying to undo the harness, tears down her face
>she can't pull herself out of the seat and trips over the door sill and rolls onto the ground
>runs off into her driveway without closing my fucking door
>i get pissed at this rude bitch because i have to now undo my harness to reach the door and shut it
>she never looks or sits near me in that class anymore
haven't washed my shoulder since.

I really hope you didnt spend more than five minutes making up this gay little story

loled at this

>not sniffing the seat/harness
6/10

You're assuming OPs story is true
>Protip: It's never true

a Dodge Avenger 2014 v6
i dont have a pic of her but i can ask

kek

stop acting like y'all don't sniff the seat after a girl sits in your car.

right back atcha buddy

I don't think anyone has ever been impressed by a dodge avenger

yes but i have some decency and drive away from her home and do it

lmao my man. i always go for the seat sniff.

Imagine being american and having a girl ask fr a ride in your JDM car, now thats a conversation starter

most people are used to the 4 cylinder so i understand. honestly i don't think anyone knows theres and r/t model outside of the people who want them. look em up really easy to mod and add a-lot of power to. smoked an STI yesterday morning.

I keked at doing an e-brake turn while you were stopped at a light. goddamn

Jesus christ you autist, NOBODY gives a shit about your niche Japanese car, least of all people, women. Get over it.

If its right side drive she will

>gee user why do I get in from this side?
>it's jdm brah
>oookay (thinking you're an autist at this point)

>user why did you pay that much to import some toyota when you could have bought a nice car like a BMW instead?

If you see a jap riding a european car definetly get her number.

Or ideally American

This to be honest, girls also like v8 engines.

i get more comments about my car being clean, loud and vibrating a lot, not much else.

>instinctively smell the seat
I am proud of you, user.

>bmw
Girls dont care about BMWs
They've been relegated to boyracer status and everyone knows it

First thing you do is act annoyed but agree to give her a ride. Radio up whatever you like. Dont expect conversation. Then randomly turn it down and say she owes you for this. Radio back up. When you arrive. She will most likly say thanks or somthing like that. You say "dont slam my door". She will roll her eyes and think what asshole. Before she falls asleep that night she will think about how much of an ass you acted and will natrually seek your approval in the future. Now you just need to keep the act up amd get what you want.

Or you could be a complete mack daddy and act like the chips and the bag and during the ride home act sexually silly and make her laugh. Like the obvious im stretching my arms but then put them around her. Shit like that. Make it obvious that you are inciteing humor. And the confidence will shine through. Even if your faking it. She will see you as desirable. But dont make the mistake of thinking your going to get a meaningful, stable, trustworthy relationship out of this. Never think relationship. Unless you know for fucking certain that the girl is worth it. ie... Personality traits over looks. You have been enlightened and warned.

the chad blast down the street
the virgin car ride

>>i get pissed at this rude bitch because i have to now undo my harness to reach the door and shut it

nice one stuntman mike

>my car is dirty as fuck and smells like shit
Get the Fuck off my board.

Why the fuck would you do that ????

This nigga right.

girls dont care about transmission, or make

As long as the car looks good, clean, and is fun/fast then your good.
Source: My car is clean and fast, has helped with tha bitchezzzzzz

>talking to this grill for a while
>seems pretty into me, like her too
>gone out before this in my 08 328i
>hanging out one day at my house
>asks if we can go get some food
> Bimmer is in the shop getting front end work, other car is a 1993 300d mercedes
>'' yeah my car is gonna be a little rough tho"
>"user why does the seat vibrate at every stoplight"
>its a diesel bby, they all do that
>'' I kinda like it user"
>mfw

>

>female coworker asks if I can give her a ride
>pretend I didn't hear her
>"user-"
>"CAN'T YOU SEE I'M WORKING!?"
>she walks off
>masturbate in the bathroom because a girl I like talked to me

My seats are leather. I'd rather disinfect it.

Does anybody else routinely put their semen on the passenger seat, hoping it would get a female passenger pregnant?

>My mom owns a law firm, work as an overpaid seat warmer/ IT support (to be fair everyone there is technologically retarded)
>Got a z06 for my birthday
>Everyone knows I'm a fraud
>no grills to drive home

>be me senior year in high school
>got a 2008 acura tl type s s for a ride home
>7/10
>sure
>she has no clue what i did to the engine
>she gets in
>i start the loud bitch up
>she knows nothing
>i floor it down the street
>she shits her pants
>car has like 375 hp
>exhaust is loud as fuck
>we get to her house
>her dad is looking at my car while he was smoking a cigarette
>he gives me a thumbs up
>i go home
>goodday.jpg

I've tried but my seats are made of the mesh material and don't absorb smells. I still put my hand on it to feel the warmth after long trips though.
t. Uber driver

Eww wtf

This was before my wife and I were dating:

>at college
>3am, fire alarm goes off because of some bug in the system.
>I walk out of the dorm to my car, 2006 Subaru Outback XT, manual.
>start it up to keep warm, turn on heated seats. I'm in Michigan and Its probably 20 degrees outside
>I see my future wife and her friends shivering just outside of the dorm.
>roll through and tell them to get in. >Wifey gets in the passenger seat and sits on the already heated seat and watches me shift gears as I drive off.
>we get taco bell, and by the time we get back, the "fire drill" is over. She thanks me, and she heads back in with her friends.

Years later, she told me it was so hot that I drove a manual station wagon. She said "you looked like a daddy".... my wife is very weird, but that's why we get along so well. Every now and then she tells me she wished I kept it, so we can do naughty things in the back of it. Seriously, she's really weird, but I love her.

Women don't give a single fuck if you drive a manual. Cars are simply tools to them and they give no fucks about it as long as it gets them to their hair appointment. Only stupid children think driving stick will somehow make them cool and drown in pussy

>meet grill at the shop I work at, hit it off
>pick her up in my fun car
>2003 fully loaded PT GT, super clean and comfy, pic related
"Wiley I love your car! It's so nice. Is it fast?"
>nod, then downshift and speed up to merge
Turbolagover.exe
>cue tarbo noises and kick

We fugged in the back seat after our date, shit was cash.
Got another date with her tonight, wish me luck anons.

Pic related

>she says nothing the whole time and is looking at her phone
>drop her off she says thanks and jumps out
Lmao this is what being used feels like famflam, she has someone to fuck her, she's decided you're not fuckable a long time ago.
She just knows a bit of attention is all you need to do things for her.

kek, so much this

I have a 1980 300d, it vibrates like a motherfucker and every girl who has ridden in it thinks it's the best thing ever

>about to go a small gathering
>ask if anybody needs a lift so we can buy food
>qt from high school says yes
>take her from her home
>reach an underground parking
>"Do you want me to punch it?"
>"Yeah why not."
>Pedal to the floor
>We both smile
>Getting out of the parking
>"Wanna do it again?"
>"Of course, go ahead."
>Punch it again
>Have a good time
Even an undersized boxer is loud af with a shot muffler.
I still wish I could fuck her.

>I still wish I could fuck her.
just be a chad an stick ya shaft up her

>be me, 19 year old girl
>car broke down and need a lift home
>the weird guy who never talks says 'I-I can g-give you a lift'
>too polite to refuse
>we go to his car and it looks like something a rapist would drive
>wtf is that smell?
>maybethiswantsuchagoodidea.jpg
>it's a stick shift and he does this weird thing where he puts it in gear and stares at me like I'm supposed to be impressed or something
>starting to think the rumors at work are true and he really does have autism
>we get to my house but not after he stalled several times
>he is visibly sweating
>he tries to say something but I just say thanks and jump out before he tries to kill me
>I imagine him sniffing my seat for a second but realize no one could be that weird
>later Chad comes over and we have a good laugh after fucking

>the moment you realize no one in real life is ever impressed by you driving stick

I think every Veeky Forumstist has to experience it once. I remember when I did.

This is literally what manualfags on this board think. It almost makes me want to get an automatic so i dont turn into a walking fedora.

Girls always notice my stick
Wish I had a manual tho

> excited voice to the phone - can you come?
> throw off cozy pajamas and run to the shower, looking for cologne
> breaking the rules, you go 50 km
> looking for a store, buying condoms - everything is closed
> sits in the car, the hair is disheveled and the sweat smells. she asks to be taken to the hospital
> on the road says that she needs to clean the uterus to the gynecologist. and dislocation of the hand
> hands grip the steering wheel
> she talks about her boyfriend who is drunk
> Do not say anything. feel like a stupid taxi driver
> you are a good friend
> want to throw her out of the car.

>she needs to clean the uterus to the gynecologist. and dislocation of the hand

Hey I'm a Chad my car smells nice and is auto what's your snap bb

Such is life in Russia

Not exactly the same, but I had people who tried to do this to me.

>age 16, first one in my friend group to get a license and a car
>suddenly, I'm very popular
>staying out every night, doing all sorts of fun shit with all this freedom. (AmericanEagleCrying.gif)
>Going out every night starts to get boring
>gas money is desperately needed
>Start telling people I need gas money
>occasional 5-10 bucks here and there ($20 filled the tank)
>suddenly only my real friends wanted to hang out with me, and didn't even care about my car.

You learn who your friends are real quick after you start charging for your services.

how did you know?

Sorry but I'm #teamblackguys

:^) you thought I was white
#teamlightskin

She has a bf now and lives in a different country, might go out with her in Thursday if she has enough time. But I can't fuck her either way as she will be for couple of hours in my city and she will spend it with a common friend.

I was too much of a beta fag when the time was right. You learn from your mistakes, I guess.

damn, this hit close to home. A stick shift is undeniably well on its way to becoming a car-fedora. Crazy how that could happen

I'm living the dream b/o/ys. On the first date with my current gf, she immediately mentioned that it was sexy AF that I drove manual. Probably because all the cuckbois she dated in the past were autofags and she grew up driving manual.

>smoked an STI in a v6 Charger

Nope, unless the STI driver didn't even know there was a race happening

>be at work
>GM needs a ride from a site back to office
>sure, I guess
>clenching in the spaghetti hard as I walk over to my truck
>rapidly clear the seat of receipts and paperwork
>no time to clean the floor
>spaghetti slips out a bit as he opens the door
>he seems distracted by the task of getting into my lifted truck
>he's like 5'5 or so
>nearing spaghetti explosion levels as I utter "sorry about the mess"
>he replies, nah it's fine, mines the same.
>uneventful drive back to the office
>I catch some slight concerns when the built trans shifts up a gear, as it really bangs in.
>shamefully Clean the truck that evening

This was me. First and last time I ever gave that bitch a ride

thats pure autism

desu, I got an Uber downtown once, and this black guy impressed the fuck out of me with his smooth shifts and takeoffs during stop and go city traffic.

>I can't impress her with actual speed or quality so I'll just show off the dumb shit i can do

Maybe post up by the high school at lunch hour with a six pack of coolers and blast dubstep? Could at least get a passable tranny like that...

Did u sniff the seat tho?

also autism. i saw a sticker on the back of a guys tacoma that said stick shift... autism as well

>co worker needs ride home from work
>says she'll smoke a blunt with me
>bet
>pull up around front to pick her up while she was rolling one in the bathroom
>she gets in
>fire it up
>tfw straight piped v6
>brap brap as I back it up
>she comments on how she never realized this car was bad ass
>peel out through first
>pull right out into the street (lol illegal but no traffic)
>keep them fronts squealling as I pop second
>smoothes out, hitting about 65 in the 40 as I row the gears
>cruise 5th holding 50
>passing the blunt with her the whole time
>she invites me up
>i had a GF so I turn her down

bought some weed from her, but I held on to my girlfriend the whole time we coulda been fucking

I'm convinced most people here are just way too introspective or self obsessed.

its called autism

>old hunk of shit jap truck
>broken exhaust 4-banger 5-speed
>no power steering from factory, base model as fuck
>pick up college qt
>teach her to drive stick in it
>get a blowie in her dorm
>her BF has no clue

No dad would ever thumbs up a fucking rice faggot in a loud honda.
Unless it's old school muscle or an actually fast car you will never get her dad's approval.

>V6 Automatic Dodge Avenger
VS
>Any Subaru STI

Let me make it clear. The Avenger weighs about 300lbs more. The Avenger has a traditional clunky 4-speed automatic. The STI has a short geared 6-speed manual transmission. The STI males around 300bhp stock. The Avenger males around 285bhp stock. The STI also has AWD.

Unless you've Turboed or Supercharged your Avenger and have a tune for the transmission, you won't even be close to an STI.

>girl

>all the boys she dated in the past
>calling literally anyone else a cuck
enjoy your whore and dont forget to get tested

>working at a place where the help leaves and gets high on the ride home
can't wait until trump takes away your insurance