Boner Driving

Hey guys, I just got a courier job 3 weeks ago it pays well.
>work 40-50 hours a week
>watch porn on highway 30-40 hours a week
Is this bad? I'm always going 60-65 on the right lane letting porn play on my phone while I pass 60 mile stretches with ease.

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Also, I'm driving my normal mid size sedan for the job, not a van or box truck.

I hope you get arrested

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You can get arrested? I think the cops will just tell me to put it away. Aggressive drivers always get away and they put the most risk on the road

It's super hard for me to bust a nut while going anything over 25mph, I don't know how you do it, op. I can't concentrate on both things at once.
Teach me, master.

>put it away
That's gonna be one hella fun traffic stop.

distracted driving is a $500 ticket where I live

Imagine the looks on people's faces as they slowly pass user fapping in his van at 60mph

I don't know what it is here. We keep that stuff to rural roads usually, and the chance of even seeing a cop in farmtown, Kentucky is slim to none.

I listen intently to the porn while I drive and manage my lane. It's pretty comfy, I get a hard pumping boner and then it deflates and then I get boner again. I do this for 10 hours a day. And I get paid for it lol.

the airbag is gonna blow your dick off when you crash

Yeah I'm always looking out for crossovers and suvs right behind me but idgaf.

It's good practice for edging. Double down on concentrating on the road when you feel it coming on. Just make sure you're on a straightaway with nobody else to crash in to.

There's a webm of some trucker who saw and filmed some fag in his Mini fapping on the highway

>burgers so bored because autotragic they fap while driving

This is what humanity wanted to prevent when manuel got introduced.

What the hell do mexicans have to do with preventing fapping?

Yes for public indecency you stupid little shit
Jesus summer is over but the weekend is here, now so all the underage faggots get to ruin the board all day

It's not public if it's in your car. Same reason why you usually need a CCW to roll armed.

>plz Almighty, make this happen...

>he still thinks the eternal summer that came with smartphones will ever end

I too did this and I almost crashed when I mistook my dick for the gear lever.

Oooooh yes it is.
>abc2news.com/news/national/indianapolis-lawyer-accused-of-flashing-girls-on-a-bus-while-driving

If they can see what you're doing, it's public indecency.

>almost crashed
You steer with the gear stick?

We can say that...shit was crash.

>*YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAH*

No need to hide, Carlos.

No but I use my stiff dick to direct the steering wheel while I hold my phone in landscape mode with the left hand and change gears with the right one.

This is why we need to do away with power steering.

the virgin vs chad comics are actually not meant as inspiration

This would actually be quite impressive if this is true

Nothing is impossible if you have the will, user.

Fuckin kek

I play porn while driving 60 miles home sometimes, just to keep me awake. Not to wank it or anything

is this you?

Nice maglite

there it is.

See that's why I always hide it when there's a truck next to me. Just ask truckerfag how many times he's watched other motorists whacking it.

One of the undersung benefits of the BRZ is how the low height reduces the danger angle when it's time to fap.

>not listening to erotic audiobooks

Until someone in a minivan/crossover/tall sedan comes by