What does Veeky Forums think of Park Avenues

Looking at picking up an 2005 with 90k for $4k.

Pic related.

a 2005? why the fuck is it 4k? are you in alaska? explain the high price

Are you a poor nigger?

No, I'm a frugal 32 year old white male who needs a reliable work car for a 50 mile daily commute.

A twelve year old gm with nearly 100k on it is not going to be reliable. Look elsewhere.

comfy interior. idk about reliability

How is that high for a car with a with one of the most reliable engines ever made?

decent car mostly driven by old people that generally have their cars maintained but it's also favored by your average nigger that only puts gas in before driving it around like a...nigger

if seller is little old lady then offer $3k...if seller is a nigger, offer $2k

I live in North Dakota, we don't have a nigger problem here.

its a 2005
its called book value

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crown vics are pretty good

I guess if you want to pay $4k for the fancy branded one that's alright, especially since 2005/90k isn't really terribly old yet.

Are you fucking retarded?

RWD car that only gets low 20 mpg in ND winters = No bueno

>those vents

They came with ventiports in 2005

1. get snow tires
2. learn to drive

Still doesn't solve the 21 mpg highway problem.

just get a camry

Those go for north of $5k with over 200k miles around here.

get a Festiva or a Metro

Don't want a compact car that rides like shit.

t. guy who's not a mechanic and has never owned a car with a 3800

I've put a cts on one before, it was a pile of shit.

Coolant temp sensor takes 10 minutes to replace.

I didn't say it was hard. I said the car was a pile of shit.

There was millions of cars made with the 3800. Of course there will be pieces of shit.

crown vics get closer to 30mph highway, or at least civvie ones do with the 2.73 rear gears
leave it at 65 and you're golden, those gears are reeaalllyyy looooonnnng

Get a Lexus ES330/350 or a Toyota Avalon.


GM is garbage

The 3800 reliability meme is just a meme.

The only problems they have are the intake gaskets which are easily fixed in an afternoon.

>I had to replace one sensor
>therefore the entire car is a pile of shit

That wasn't the only thing wrong with it.

My grand marquis got better gas mileage than the 3800 series buick I had.

BS

GM trash

>2005
>Very good condition

Put good tires on it you mong

Shit alternators
Shit brakes
Shit interior
Shit headlights
Shit handling

They do pretty good at not rusting I guess....

Grandpa had a 98 Park Avenue Ultra

Comfiest fucking thing ever. Would recommend.

Fake news. It's not supposed to be a canyon carver.

>Implying good tires make up for a shit suspension in a tiny, poorly built car.

They'll keep ticking for another 200k, fail to see a problem so long as maintenance was kept up on it.

>I can't take grandma's cruiser for touge races therefore it can't handle
Try using the car for what it was intended you complete and utter muppet.