/owg/ - Overwatch General

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>Ocelot not Mcree
One job.

Did you read the spoiler?

Wouldn't D.VA not even be born yet if those two are kids?

someone explain shield generator to me

it has fucking half the map's area in range and infinite duration?

dont make rose fucking anything

fuck that bitch, worst character in MGS hands down, shes an insufferable nagging wife in 2, immediately dumps him bouncing off the colonels dick in 4 while pretending to be a life counseler like her life is on fucking track

fuck rose. anyone who is a fan of mgs will agree

Ah that makes sense.

Hana Song!

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>tfw no Amélie to shoot Omnics with

They should make Pharah more like Big Boss.
You know, even more autistic.

It only has 50 meter range, 10 more than a Torbjorn turret

Yes it has infinite duration, but it can be destroyed and is best used near the end of the match

It's a fuckhuge area and goes through walls. Also it lasts until someone blows it up.

>fuck rose. anyone who is a fan of mgs will agree

You just completely forgot the purpose of her in MGS4 huh?
Now that I think about it Mercy is pretty much just like Naomi actually

MGS2 is a post-modern subversion of expectations of video game sequels. In MGS1, every woman is slaving over Snake's dick. MGS2 the only girl keeps nagging Raiden

Kojima didn't want to make 4

Travis, the next doom fist

After
Fighting widowmaker and reaper, Travis became a hero and used the glove of doom, but the evil in the fist made him evil

50 hp / 550 armor

Lmb - punch and leave a doom for 1 minute. Stacks
Rmb - explode all dooms on all targets

Death grab: grab an enemy by the throat, uses them as a shield for up to 3 seconds.

Infinity gauntlet: Travis has 3x ult charge of other heroes, but he gets a random ultimate when it's charged up

>playing comp on King's Row
>playing Rein
>our team comp is Widow, Symmetra, Torbjorn, Reinhardt, Zarya, and Zenyatta solo healing
>Widow complaining about us having Zen on solo heals
>enemy can't get point
>Pharah can't kill Torbjorn's turret
>anyone who tries diving the turret gets shredded by Torbjorn and Symmetra
>they end up getting Reinhardt and D.va just to deal with it
>still can't get it
>Tracer keeps trying to kill Torbjorn but keeps taking rightclicks of molten metal to the face
>we hold them first point
>they try to run Symmetra and Torbjorn as well
>Symmetra puts all her turrets at the front gate so they're all killed quickly instead of microwaving the little room to the left
>our Soldier kills their turret almost instantly
>win the first fight and cap point right away

Uprising event revisited when

i stand by fuck rose, just cause she acts as your stress reducer doesnt stop her being shoehorned in for no purpose other than to turbocuck raiden

and even without that her role in 2 is insufferable

2018

>tfw no Mercy gf to pump full of semen

Next year probably. Or maybe they'll do some different historical lore event

I would say Pharah is Solid Snake but there isn't enough about her to pin it on her besides being autistic about war. Big Boss was WAY more autistic than Solid. And Solid only became that way because of his upbringing.
Pharah and Jack are destined to meet on the battlefield regardless.

oh i know that, thats why he made Meryl the series poster girl fuck johnny shit pants

When is it ever a bad time to just give everyone in a 50m radius armor?

12 people PvE during the Omnic Crisis please

Complete with huge boss fights

>random
There isn't a single random element in Overwatch matches for a reason user. Please do not come up with more ideas like this

Widow passive sounds useless as fuck. Venom mine is already trash and reducing its cooldown by a couple seconds per kills does nothing.

Reducing hook's cooldown after kills by a second is pretty worthless as well.

It's still way too long for you to try some sort of crazy in and out sort of thing that you might be able to do if it reset on kills.

If you're already in a position to snipe, you don't really need to hook anywhere.

If you get flanked and land a headshot, you don't really need your hook anymore.
I'll be your Widow gf desu.

>tfw no D.va gf who's angry fans send death threats to me because they're jealous

because most of the time teleporters keep the team moving better

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>reaper

E: now instantly teleports behind the person targeting/looking at him, furthest first

Shift: gains 35% movement and flying, also invulnerable, reloads guns, silent except a wispy sound.

Teleporter is the closest ability in the game to Mercy's rez, so if you're on the first point you want teleporters to keep it defended, otherwise your team has to keep walking back

Honestly I don't want that many PvE events in the future. If every seasonal event gets turned into a PvE it'll be kind of tedious

>10 more than a torbjorn turret
I didn't even know torb turret has a max range

Shut up, my name is Travis and I'll fist you kid

>bouncing off the colonels dick
>no purpose other than to turbocuck raiden

Somebody never beat MGS4.

Yeah, its 40 meters

>Literal *teleports behind u* power
I'm ok with this

give me one reason you like Junebug over B.va

It's amazing how Blizzard has this incredibly successful game on their hands and they just do shitty maneuver after shitty maneuver.

>Release an arcade mode where the most popular mode, 3v3, has 1 map only
>Talk up all this awesome lore and then only have 1 lore-related event that is time limited... why?
>Game only tracks your stats in 3 modes
>Took over a year just to let you save highlights
>Absurdly crappy anniversary event
>"2CP is the most hated type of map? LET'S MAKE ANOTHER 2CP MAP!"

i beat it, i know its a sham marriage, doesnt mean shes not fucking him or cucking raiden in the meantime before her revelation

>you like rose dont you

Will Fareeha have to fight against her mom and 76? I would imagine Helix Securities wants there weapons back that they stole.

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I only fist with prep time please schedule an appointment in advance

Tune in a few years from now to find out.

im this guy as a ana player i can tell you how to deal with most of average ana's
>Move erratically 'cause sniper rifle
hurr thur but if i get close enough she granades/darts me
>bait both of those habilities or make sure she used those on other players
Dva can easylly deal with ana just spam matrix, or use reinhardt shield what ever and let other person finish her off or make sure she used her habilities before attack her
>even if she is alone don't think she can't 1v1 you
most of the people that try to 1v1 me end's up the same way dart and killed or dart, nade and an ally finish them of
>if she has low health try to move backward, this one is hard
when i'm almost dead i nade my self which usually nade other players nearby, enemys and allies which it's almost insta win for me at that point. Why? Because even though they can attack from really far away they for some reason start fighting like we will fight meelee only or something and that's crucial, you have to fight mid distance

>too bad for 1v1
>total mayhem is biased against attackers so it takes ages to find a match
>capture the flag is "lose or draw thanks to the enemy torb"
>tfw 20 matches of mystery heroes and 3v3s and I still can't get my 2nd win for the lootboxes

Realistically Pharah should be younger than what she is anyway.

Broknork and Blorf

Two headed omnic, one is a turret on its back

Two player hero, one controls movement, the other has defensive abilities and a bastion lite gun that can shoot up and behind, but has a free camera for abilities

Both have separate ult charges, and can only ult when they both have it. The ult would be defense and offensive ult, like creating a small invincible barrier bubble and shooting mortars or something

>when 1 elim is gold elims
>it's the end of the game
How do I git gud to prevent this?

people like you are why i voted Yes on Prop 8

you hate women dont you

Progress?

When do we get a proper 9v9 or greater mode?

>implying that McCree or any other hero are developed enough to have personalities

Is it just me or does Genji get more of a ledge boost after you wall climb than what he normally gets?

I've been trying it out but I seem to be going into the air much further than normal. I've been reaching Pharahs without double jumping these past couple of days with just a wall climb and normal jump into the walls.

7 decides what my next gold is.
i already have lucio mercy and torb.

>2017
>not being gay
Step up senpai

What does the backyard entail?

Highlander gamemode when?

>widow sniped in the games
>gency swiped in the lore

zen

lmfao you came to the wrong general

The answer is always Zenyatta's golden balls.

The first time they kind of gave a bio it sounded like she was a little bit younger.

>We had Pharah — a former security officer. Pharah kind of missed joining Overwatch, her mother was a part of Overwatch, and she always really wanted to be a part of it but by the time she graduated from the academy Overwatch was gone. So, Pharah with her rocket suit and her devastating fire power dreams of a world where Overwatch comes back to uphold the ideas of justice in the world.

>everyone's skins except for the dykes are shit

why blizz

I'm talking about the drawing.

Does Pharah know her mother is alive in lore yet?

>>tfw 20 matches of mystery heroes

they stop sucking ass so much.
Here is the main steps to winning MYS

>take little to no risk when playing impact heroes
>stay alive, keep killing or healing shit, get your ULT
>take big risks with shitter heroes being if you die maybe you get a better hero
>take huge risks if it results in killing the other team's carry level hero.
>take NO risk pushing out to kill shitter snipers. Let them stay out there and be worthless. Killing them just makes their team better.

that's it.. that's how you win in MYS hero.
Even as a meh diamond player I ran 10+ games in row last week and I think I went something like 9-2 this week. Granted I'm also level 800+ so can play a ton of different heroes but still. Most players in MYS are total low rank shitters.

You should be able to stomp them out as almost anyone if just STAY ALIVE when you get good heroes. I've gone 20-0 as Lucio in KOTH being I just run like a bitch from a fight I can't easy win being other wise I risk losing our only healer.

Yeah, she sent that letter.

>rank 2900
>tfw you main dps but are playing mercy
>tfw you win and your level 30 Reinhardt calls you a good girl
>correct him
>he already left
>tfw he's in your next game
>try to play dps
>no healer
>he tells me to play mercy
>calls me stupid whenever I die
>tells me to thank the team for carrying me
>invites me to queue with him
>win streak to 3650
>get shit on if I try to play dps
>just play mercy and stay around the same rank
>even gms in my quickplay games
Guess I'm a mercy main now.

>Thinks reducing hook cooldown isn't powerful

You've never played against a good widow on KOTH have you?

Skyshooting is almost uncounterable without coordination.

>Genji's skin
>shit
you avin' a giggle m8?

Oh yeah well that too, but ages being fucked up in fan art is pretty common in general.

>autistic samurai
>let's give him a power rangers look

i'm 'avin one fok of a giggle

Everything I wanted and more. Recent boxes are 4 dupes mainly because of that.

They added 3 more 3v3 maps and they've done a Payload (Eichenwalde), KotH (Oasis) so 2CP was obviously next.

If I don't have all the dances by Monday I'm just going to kick Blizz 20 bucks or so and roll/buy with muh dupe golds.

I kind of want the Tracer/D.Va skins but they're not very good so I don't care too much.

>people look at MMR during QP
Kek

Oh yeah. Thanks

doesn't recognize it's kamen rider in appearance
avin' a giggle there you cunt?

No hero switching after you pick?

I one-trick widow in masters. The mine already does what you said to change it to.

Buffing the hook by a flat two seconds would be a nice buff, but not a major one, buffing it by 1 second on a headshot would do basically nothing.

thanks for the advice, I'll try

24v24

No, you're a heal slut now.

>Total Mayhem playlist so poorly balanced that people will preemptively leave if they're on Attack because they already know there's no chance of them winning
Boy this sure is "fun"

i am a support main.
still no 7

>Just scraped into masters
>get to fuck around and have fun the rest of the season cause I already secured my jew gold

I'm gonna git gud with torb this season.