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>Regularly updated vehicle stat spreadsheet
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first for you can literally already run while holding a gun

Transgenders destroyed GTAG. Discord destroyed GTAG.

xrd for APC with cannon is best investment

1st best car

>Rag top
>Best anything

Anyone?

kill yourself

Valkyrie and Hydra will still dominate the skies, AA/AAA has nothing on me desu.

Couldnt afford the 500$ for the kill yourself-option, thats why i was asking.

>implying there won't be a VIP work that spawns stronger versions of each vehicle

The update is about the guns running away, not you running with guns, retards.

Literally enter any session and write "дaйтe дeнeг пoжaлyйcтa))" in the chat

So what is going to be your towing vech /gtag/

IDI NAHUI
but seriously, what do those cave runes mean

bison
because its the fastest
assuming we dont get a new towing car

...

>implying it wouldn't be the hypest shit

Assuming we get to pick, probably the bodhi. It's not the best but it feels like the way to go

I wanted a bison with the shit in the back, but it wouldn't let me choose the tracker or insurance options

the mighty bush bison? yeah you can't save that at all, thanks R*

>Rockstar can't even handle the Cargobob's hook mechanics properly
>see this
worry.jpg

Single randoms yeah but a few APCs and half tracks spread out will do damage. Setting them up around an MOC should let them reload too.

Towing physics aren't new though. If anything, trailers stay on better than they should.

Yeah, that's the one, tool it to LSC, and loss/theft prevention was there but it wouldn't let me buy it. So I went with a saddler

You mean /gtag/? Sure thing bud. We already dominate the streets half the time. :^)

Calling it now
>shitting on shitter
>he invites clanfags with anti-air
>creates a no-fly zone because anti-air isn't the only problem
>gtagfag goes in with a ruiner2k
>ayy lmao as he respawns into a hydra sweep

trailers are already in the game and work fine

I just bought the tank, but I cant shoot, and it says 'Unarmed' when I try to switch weapons. Am I bamboozled?

The top 6 around a track according to Broughy is:
RE-7B
Tempesta
Zentorno
Nero Custom
X80 Proto
T-20

Just when you thought that GTA online coultdn't get any shittier, they release gunrunning.

What are your bright new content ideas then?

All I want is a viable AR :/

what's the problem? if it means itll shake up the hydra meta I'm all for it.

its means "give money please"

We get a miniinsurgent to pull the thing, watch the trailer.

More melee weapons
More gore, and decapitations
Open up night clubs like Bahama Mamas
Better character creator

Can skiddies really erase reports made on them? Need video evidence.

>hydra meta
Come on man that shit drops like a fly vs a heavy sniper or a minigun

Never understood the fear of hydras really

It means "Have a sexual hike", which is a slav compliment.
YA TVOJ DOM TRUBA SHATAL is a more avantgarde expression and its results may vary, from lolz and profit to explosions.

What have they done with all the decent haircuts in the game? How the fuck do you even accidentally do THIS too all the hair?

guys

>More melee weapons
there are 16, not including fists
>More gore, and decapitations
edgy

yes i remember nigger menu had that function

my tank worked just fine like 10 minutes ago

no

>haxx
>some $$
>j3w$
Right on fellow g4m3r dude XD
Expect some sick money drops from me soon BR()()()()()()

nigger menu was the best. What happened to it?

Is there a daily limit on garage vehicles sold that is separate from street vehicles sold? How long do you have to wait between each sale to prevent car values being reduced?

30 minutes

>pegasus customization
>everybody paints their jets gold or some shit
>i put on dazzle camo and anti radar paint
>turn invisible to the radar

You're right. Holy shit, what were the programmers thinking by allowing these kind of loopholes? Although there is a DANGER warning so I assume it can get detected. Probably less chance of detection on the paid menus.

You're wrong.
youtu.be/mPrOT5SyOfI?t=2m36s

>wiping server side anything

dude please. educate yourself. Only thing that does now is stick a flag in your account.

flagging used to be client side
but rockstar grew some brain and made it server side later

>vom radar verschwunden

GIB GELD BITTE HEIL HITLER! ^^XD

Xth for remove trannies with white hair

Who is the Brock Samson of /gtag/?

I'm curious. Why does white hair vex you so?

Ay, how long does it usually take to get accpeted into the crew? I used to be in it a year or so ago but I guess I got removed for inactivity. Sent a request in.

>hating on white hair
Why?

How the fuck do people get rare item missions? I never get the call when grinding CEO.

Its RNG

Like what, 1% chance to get it?

You get a call about one every 50-60 special cargo crates you deliver.

Up to an hour, you need to also post your SC name ITT

I think I'd agree for offroad- longer/narrower/faster-to-recover.

BUT can it hit the same top speed? And is it any better at resisting collisions?

>cargo crates
I thought you just needed to be CEO and it has nothing to do with cargo or vehicle sourcing.

yeah well

ZephyrPanda

invite Aven01 to crew please

blacklisted for crew kill

lol what? last time I was in, I left for a friends crew on my own. Weird. Well, whatever, will have to find another group of not so retarded people.

Because a majority of the time it's used by shitters for that edgy look. Your character looks just fine and I'm positive you're not a shit. Or at least hope not

blacklisted for cheating

>took a huge dump
>sold a bunch of cars
this is clean livin'

sitting in the rain listening to radio
comfiest vehicle interior?
comfiest location?
a picture would be nice

I shit on anyone who start shit, just general /gtag/ support things.

How did you get that bag?

the semi trucks have comfy interiors

oh yeah, well that makes sense. gtag doesnt allow cheaters? lul

>be in 50/50 gtag/rando session
>go passive in interior
>put weight on spacebar so i won't get AFK kicked
>take huge fucking dump
>wet and chunky so it clings to my ass hair
>decide to shower to clean the shit out of my ass crack
>come back after about to eons
>session is now all gtag vs 1 rando
>everyones camping outside of his apartment
>scroll through chat and see tons of butthurt

Also any of the cars with this interior
I know the Stratum and Intruder have it, there's probably others

we allow cheaters, but you abused cheats againts our crew

Comfiest interior?
Specter maybe
Comfiest location
El gordo lighthouse. Or the pond on mount gordo

Comfiest interior is the Slamvan though
This guy has the shitty dashboard but the cover on the bench seat makes it top tier comfy

what? who puts people on this blacklist? I did cheat, yeah, but it was the TT shit back in december, when R* lured us in and then banned shitload of people.
Damn, that blacklist is mess.

big dash buttons
those toasty old car fans
could use bigger windows but you could always park on a slope

look at all those fans!
i like that the radio is slightly angled for maximum comfy

which is the specter again?(forgive me it has been some months)

joined seats would make it easier to lay down i guess
>manual windows
bleugh

blacklisted for criticizing the blacklist
and also for not knowing the blacklist meme

oh
cunts

>tfw some fucking modder faggot ruined my levels and took me from being a respectable level 158 to fucking level 355 with that massive RP boost shit

Modders why do you do this shit? Now everyone thinks I'm a hacker. Thanks.

dude nobody is going to think you're a hacker until 4 digit levels

Need an invite to the crew PC. SC: ZephyrPanda

>when you play so much that you start recognizing randos

I would report it to Rockstar, they dont seem to give a shit about mod money but they do seem to care that you get RP for whatever reason

perfect for cuddling with your homeboy

Do armor upgrades in los santos customs reduce the car's speed?

improves the handling on blazers so perhaps

yes, adds weight

The Emperor Habanero is a comfy SUV with that curved dash too but it doesn't have any customization options.

blacklisted

its a bit squished in but that could be cosy af
calling it an SUV with that ground clearance though :^)