I have done it!

I have changed my own oil!

...

>not a gif of her pooping
lame

That's clearly just water though

and all the cowboys in the movies are really drinking whiskey

did you change the filter?

nuh uh
look at how it flows, bro

Fuck i want to lick innie pussy clit

Didn't know water showed that level of viscosity.

Maybe they used water wetter and dye faglord.

Maybe we just don't know?

Yep, I went above and beyond and cleaned the oil pan and changed the gasket too.

how much did you torque the oil bolt?

The drain plug? 25 NM.

And the filter?

I sometimes get oil changed at a shop just to see the face of a mechanic that sees where the oil filter is in miata.
The mixed look of disgust and dissapproval is priceless, continued by the sad face when he realises he has to somehow get his hand there.

but then he gets a blowie in the other seat rite?

No, he can get a complimentary haircut.

that's very sensual

The exact reason why I never worked on my old 323, what a pain in the ass

Much better in the new MS3, literally just take the undertray off and wa la

>wa la

>He hasn't been on Veeky Forums

ye fukkin hektik cuz walla

try it on right hand drive, then you have the steering coloum to contest with

glycerin

what the fuck who put that there
>these cars are designed by a team of actual engineers

>using a torque wrench on fucking oil change

impact on max torque/airflow is a real timesaver

lmao half of the shit in this picture is not present on my car.
Its only hard if you have bear arms. If i can do it then its easy.

I set my arm on "thats about right".

like this?

Poor car doesn't deserve this, it's not its fault that its owner is a dick

Casualty of war user, casualty of WAR

Thats a pussy way to exact revenge. Should have just said to his face that you wont do it.

Beginner wrencher here.
What does that imply aside from (I think) not being able to change the oil filter, or at least not easily?

Just makes it a bit to get off and it will baffle other lube techs

I've done it few times already so i'm used to it and even found a nice way to put a tray under it to catch the oil from filter when you take it off.
But for the mechanic at shop it's usually the first time to see this "beautiful piece of fucked up engineering"

I'm an engineer and I would do exactly that.
Most engineers are cunts and these are probably still laughing at the oil filter location.

Imagine if your front door was super glued shut. Filter was just super put on.

German torque spec.
>gutentight

You can get those from the bottom just fine, does yours have a skidplate welded on or something?

Go suck your boyfriends cock