Addicted to gambling

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

addicted to gambling
NEET
lost my job due to long sessions at casino 2 months ago
burned through all my savings
down to 20 dollars
sitting in a 20 dollar, 10,000 GTD hold em tournament online right now
if i don't get at least top 3, I'm fucked and killing myself

who here also /nohope/?

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StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Prove it. Take a pic of the table.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

Good luck faggot.

Spamalot
Spamalot

try r9k

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

thanks m8, if i somehow get 1st place and you all send me positive vibes, ill buy every user in this thread pizza
moves too fast,and don't think they care

happy_sad
happy_sad

you'll lose

takes2long
takes2long

Same here lost 1k at the casino last week lost job 3 months ago savings are getting shredded

massdebater
massdebater

I hope you win friendo

idontknow
idontknow

2 weeks ago
buy in for 300 min at casino and up to 1700 in a cash game 2/5 NL
if i pull out now I can live /comfy/ for at least another month
lose it all in 5 hands

this is the life of a degenerate gambler user, get out while you can

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Do people ever win these seem like a scam

hairygrape
hairygrape

i hope you win, friend. good luck.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

i wouldnt be surprised if it was rigged, supposedly these sites are tightly regulated though
thanks, not looking too good right now, sitting with <15 bb just looking for a spot to shove

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

tfw lost £2000 in two months playing poker

I think the poker sites are rigged, user

Firespawn
Firespawn

In for pizza

Good luck user!

SniperWish
SniperWish

took $70 to $700 on primedice
6 hours straight
50000 bets in
finally reached 1btc
lost it in 10 rolls

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

OP did you win yet?

RumChicken
RumChicken

iktf

mix of regret, anger, sadness over not getting out when you were ahead. will take weeks to get over that feel

UPDATE: got lucky on an all in, back up to almost 20 bbs, unfortunately i can't afford an add-on when we go to break so I'll be shortstacked again

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

I don't understand, what are you hoping to achieve after winning so much?

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

we're still in it lads, big stacked now and looks like we're going to make it into the money at least.

is meme energy real?

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

Was gonna cash out at $1000. :/

It did take weeks. Was counting on it to make my credit card bill at the time.

Good luck friendo

Soft_member
Soft_member

Trump believes in you. You can do anything*

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Gambled once, got six counts of casino gaming cheating

farquit
farquit

Remember, dont be overconfident!

takes2long
takes2long

fugg i keep winning hands i shouldnt be winning
thank you user, i have to play smart, i've been bailed out by mysterious forces 3 times since my last update

iluvmen
iluvmen

May the amphibious god of the universe guide you to glory.

Shadilay

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

My brother plays poker and doesn't do shit all day. Sounds like a fucked up life to have.

RavySnake
RavySnake

I hope you'll be able to break your addiction. Good luck in the tournament.

FastChef
FastChef

You do realize online gambling is rigged as fuck right? Theres no way to verify the source code. All of those clients and the backend server are proprietary.

That shit is literally designed to rob you.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

show me sources or proof and ill believe you user
final update: didn't win, but cashed in for over $1000, this will fuel my gambling addiction for at least another month.

thanks for all the positive energies lads

Lunatick
Lunatick

Invest at least some of that money into a money making method friend

MPmaster
MPmaster

Get a fucking job or do proper investing op. This was the low point if your life.

farquit
farquit

maybe you guys are right. its pretty laughable/amazing. I literally had $20 to my name and was going to drive off a cliff when i woke up this morning.

what should i do with the bux that i won?

viagrandad
viagrandad

index funds and a good pair of kneepads

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Time to get luck and win some cash money user

cum2soon
cum2soon

no honestly take it off the gaming site RIGHT NOW because youre a fucking idiot and will probably lose it all tonight if you dont.

w8t4u
w8t4u

He's going to lose it anyway, no point in telling him otherwise

Inmate
Inmate

This but he will probably end up gambling it away.... if your online gambling you might as well go all in on meme penny stocks... have way better chance of making money

Booteefool
Booteefool

DO IT user! LET MY LOVE FUEL YOU!

5mileys
5mileys

Hey user. I've actually made over 20K playing poker and fairly consistently at that.

The best advice I can offer you is to play locally in person. Online poker has too many good players and bots to consistently make money and the commisions are too high.

I play almost exclusively in private matches with members of country clubs, bars, etc.. just always get permission from the owners.

Cleaning the coffers from locals is the best way for long term success. I do not ever gamble with more than 5% of my liquid net worth. So if I'm at $20K in stocks & cash, I'll play for 1K buy in max (usually play ~2-3% of my net worth just incase theres some good players). Keeping down your risk is essential to long term success. I also play a 2nd/3rd table if I think the people are unskilled.

The most I've won in a night was a 1K buy in for 4 people. Brought home 3K profit clean (no need to report the income either).

Either play with locals or don't play at all, the odds are against you. At the end of the day poker is about managing risk and having favorable hands on people (much easier to do with randoms/friends than online).

I've only played for 2 years now, but with 20K in profit and playing only every other weekend or so with small stakes, I'd call myself pretty successful.

massdebater
massdebater

just blew .0008 bitcoin gambling
killme

Inmate
Inmate

What's a good site to fuck around with a tiny bit of money playing poker in tournaments and such.

hairygrape
hairygrape

I swear to god if you win and I don't get a fucking 3 topping deep dish I'm going take you to vegas, get you drunk, and watch you ruin your life.

t. lone shark

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

didnt you read OP. I play mostly live. i'm a decent player and play 2/5 fairly often. i'm confident in my skills in poker, its just that I'm a degenerate who can't ever leave a table. Often find myself stuck in 12 - 16 hour sessions where I'm chasing my losses after being up for a long time. i dont really have a problem with bots in poker, they can be beat fairly easy in cash games
just stop before you get addicted user. i wish i had stopped my first 100 dollars I lost.
don't do it user

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

When I was a security guard there was a dilapidated building behind the property I'd have to patrol a couple times a night to make sure the homeless weren't moving in.

One night I found a backpack with thousands I mean thousands of scratch off lottery ticets inside hidden inside a closet someone was living in.

Don't become that person op.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

i placed top 3 m8. i seriously unironically believe in kek. for some reason he doesn't want me to an hero just yet.
i've been busto in vegas 3 times now. was drunk and considering jumping off the roof of Rio and decided against it

Snarelure
Snarelure

i would never spend money on a scratcher/lotto ticket and I hate playing slots. that is the lowest form of gambling degeneracy

Firespawn
Firespawn

Fuck that man you've gotta get out of that lifestyle. Step back and read what you've written objectively - you can see that you're on a downward spiral. Have you talked to your friends or family about this?

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

its too late. I'm too far down the rabbit hole. unless I ever get a big win that allows me to pay all my debts, I'll never get out of this mess. i just made another $400 in cash games.

all I need to do is enter 5 tourneys a day and play cash games and I can average ~300 a day. that's a six figure salary, user. i can fuggin do it.

DeathDog
DeathDog

i can fuggin do it.

Is what they all think. My uncle is a nut and he wins quite often. Returns with maybe 5K every visit. Hes a fucking psychopath so it all disappears within the next 2 days.

Fuck this lifestyle. I want pizza though

w8t4u
w8t4u

... HOW much did you go through?

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Go put $1000 into ARDR, 100% profit on Monday after that news hits.

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PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

I really think an online gambling game helped me as a kid.
You could win virtual stuff and trade with other people, you had credits which cost real money.
Bit like habbo hotel + gambling.
After being addicted for a year I had spend about 50 € of my parents money. A lot of money for when I was a kid.
When I stopped it all seemed so stupid.
Since then gambling and paying for stupid stuff have been really easy to avoid.
Really gratefull for that game.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Dude, even if you win you will still be an addict and you will blow through that 10k in no time, why even bother? Just kys

farquit
farquit

I lost 15k this week gambling
my worst week ever
I don't know what to say besides just stop, no matter how much advantage you believe you have

cum2soon
cum2soon

playing poker
lol faggot, play a real game like mahjong

likme
likme

Gambling addiction is a medical condition user. Talk to somebody, you need help and that's ok

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Yeah mate no one wins online poker tournaments..

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

/jp/

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

That was the case against full tilt and poke stars a couple years back, Chris Ferguson and company were so sure no one was going to cash out that they basically starter using the site funds as their personal piggy bank, when auditors went there, they found not even close to a healthy cash amount in case the site crashed.

Ferguson and company realized that no one ever won, those who were smart enough to cash out, did it for pennies on the dollar not to mention that many were caught red handed doing algorithm manipulation or open card from within.

The algorithm is so predictable that they can detect even the slightest anomaly

Online poker is deemed a pyramid scheme on every but 2 States, Nevada and Jersey, Washington state has it under felony for cash games

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Where can I get one of these online bots?

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

OP Play 50/100 RIGHT NOW

5mileys
5mileys


Nice dubs

Be me back in December.
Have 3 btc, buy 800 euro worth of Amazon coupons from a sketchy guy for 30 percent of (560 Euro). Didn't get anything. I was like "fuck it" put the remaining btc on primedice. 1st bet 80 percent win chance and 2nd bet 50 percent. Lost that one. Another try, again 80 percent, I win again, wager the winnings on a 50 percent bet, win that shit. I made more on primedice than I lost to the scam. Extremely happy. Mfw I check my messages and forgot to tell the Amazon dude that I send the money, get my coupons an hour later.
In the end I have 800 of Amazon Coupons and more BTC than before...

Methshot
Methshot

Seek help.

farquit
farquit

I'm glad someone is winning. I witnessed a guy lose $130k in 2 minutes on there once.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

not just addicted to gambling but really fucking bad at it too

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

10% of online poker players are long time winners, about 0.05% are professional.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

people acting like gambling is bad

get in to sports betting OP

hairygrape
hairygrape

sportsbetting is almost as hard lad,you will have a good multibet/parlay and one easy as fuck leg will fail,it's such fucking bullshit.If you have any tips user please help me,I had a good profit but my last few have been unlucky af

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Why are people so clueless here lol..
Only bet singles, accumaltors are -ev

5mileys
5mileys

How in anyway is online poker a pyramid scheme? Americans must be pretty dumb.

TechHater
TechHater

A few cents

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

I dont think you know what a pyramid scheme is

iluvmen
iluvmen

No delivery service in 30 miles but thanks.

Had a friend an hero recently. Please don't actually do it.

Just get a job and quit gambling.

Addiction is a cruel fucking cunt...

likme
likme

Yeah but not very fucking often.

blackjack.

2 decks minimum...

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

beating anything up to 10nl really isn't that hard, people just get greedy..

Playboyize
Playboyize

KEK.

I remember that thread. Poor fucker.

Firespawn
Firespawn

I like every thing but pina-apple

Flameblow
Flameblow

Over $200 a week for dinner or pc parts or something. For a year.

Fugggg

Supergrass
Supergrass

electronic gambling
online
Baka goyim.
Betting is the only "fair" gambling.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

I hope you ship internationally.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

only the stupidest of cunts do accys as their main bets

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

It seem pretty "fair" to me

w8t4u
w8t4u

Depends where you live. In most countries you can play on Pokerstars, in the US online poker is unregulated unless you're in NJ, Delaware or Nevada. In most unregulated states you have the choice of playing on Ignition (recommended because of how fishy it is) or America's Card Room (more regs there than on Ignition but still bretty gud).

MPmaster
MPmaster

I feel ya OP

This time last year I started with 100 dollars and ended up 1400+ after three cash games and a lucky session if PLO

Now I'm on a sick downswing. I play a friendly 10 dollar buy in game with some co-workers and the suck outs have been unreal.
I just can't win lately.

But good luck OP. Though, you know you're going to lose

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