/csgog/ - Counter-Strike: Global Offensive General

>logishit
>good

does /csgog/ recommend any podcast I can dm with?

You take that back!

CSGO match making at its best

>war games are not competitive, thus do not get into overwatch
>cheaters notice this
>spinboters are back

oyyy vey!

i kept on getting that on LEM also. boosters are stupid thinking 3/4 low rankers + 1/2 boosters will work

Jesus Christ. 3rd from last thread.
Step it up fuccbois.

Anybody noticing a rank shift now that linux users are all banned?

>manlet hands
Hey fuck you buddy, zowies are smaller

Never.

i dont play matchmaking

Don't be a cuck, try your luck

>he has a next to his name

also check out these lesbos on HUEminosity gaymen

>the esea star doesnt post
wtf Veeky Forums!

You gotta triforce it mayne

is peacemaker the problem?

magog is the problem

I don't understand how dead games like life is strange and undertale still have lively generals but csgog is kill within 150 posts.

What's something I can do to improve my reaction times?

no waifus

that's literally the reason

I'm shit at this game

715 hours in

240Hz monitor.

If it ain't 240Hz, you're doomed to 250ms reaction times forever.
Don't bother with 144Hz trash. It's a meme. Just like 60Hz. The human eye doesn't see faster than 9fps anyway

It was a lot more popular with Harvey posting.

Those games have stories, characters (read: waifus), fan content, etc
Meanwhile csgo is just a game where you shoot people. That's it. There's nothing else. It's extremely hard to keep a general going with gameplay discussion considering the core gameplay itself hasn't changed much since release.

Before valve killed lounge, we had esports shitposting to keep us going. People would come here to talk about matches, shitpost about their bets, complain about the hackers, the rigging, the throwing, etc. but now we have none of that.

Me too, what are recoin patterns or first shot accuracy

what went wrong? will she ever join another team or will she get BLACKED?

>tfw high ping and shit rego.
Spray control is a meme if 4 out of 15 shots register.

Lem is the best rank to be at for the hack action
>Wild enemy top fragger with wall hacks/aimbot trying to boost his friends not even trying to hide it
>our top fragger gets salty and turns on his spinbot
>oh lem I LOVE YOU

Make sure you cheer for /ourguys/ CLG

leave it to me

WHAT THE FUCK /magog/ LAST THREAD WAS BARELY 50 POSTS, QUICK HELP MY CSGO REACTION FOLDER GROW INSTEAD

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I got you

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hello boys

logi g403 is literally the perfect mouse, shape and size and sensor
Unless you have actual ogre hands, you can't go wrong.

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>So many cheaters!
>Why can't I get any legit games so I can win with my cheats!?
>This is all matchmakings fault!

Dial the aimware up faggot. People in higher ranks go blatant if they are losing, you'll have to as well, since you clearly aren't good enough at hiding it or developing any genuine skill.

LMAO

twitter.com/C9swag/status/873628139741687808

>I eat ass 5 times a week
kek

I'm staying in France for 6 weeks (from USA) and I'm bringing my laptop w/ csgo on it. I'm wondering if when I queue for MM in France, will I get matched up with people in that region? Or will my client still match me up with Americans?

it will match you with EU West people, so brits, germans spaniards, french etc

uhhhh, you mean russians and turks only

it'd be even worse with russians if he was in sweden, the russian servers are hosted there for some mystical reasons

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>koosta

lose everytime

Do you miss the skin, betting, and giveaway culture?

did you know skin betting and giveaways still go on to this day?

i still bet

I do. I also know that the culture is dead.

gosh do I hate Russians and Brazilians

culture never died. only (You)

m8

there are like 10 veiwers total for counter strike now, even with people giving shit away

straight up nobody does unboxing streams or betting streams

the culture comparatively is d e a d

whatever (You) say Anonymous of Veeky Forums

>2 hour cooldown
>you have kicked too many teammates

WHAT

Literally what the fuck valve

What the actual fuck I am speechless

Stop being so toxic

who yall got for this imt c9 match

I kicked two afkers, one russian who was griefing and then a dude who wouldn't let 3 of us surrender at 10-0

Why on earth would I get punished for it?

For that matter, what the fuck is the logic in ME being punished because I initiated a vote, in which my whole team votes?

It makes literally no sense

whats the cheapest laptop I can buy to run this game on

Don't kick your teammates you ass.

That's besides the point, why would you get punished for something your team votes for together?

how much are you trying to spend?
also
>laptop gaymen

I'm buying a laptop because I don't feel like moving my desktop since I'm not home for the summer. I'm trying to keep my budget pretty low but I was looking at this:
amazon.com/Acer-15-6-inch-Performance-Dual-Core-Processor/dp/B01N97HUL7/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_product_top?ie=UTF8

I've got a friend who bought an ASUS for about 700-750, it runs it easily. You can probably go down from that, even. Tried it once on my GFs for 400, it has a shitty card (830 gtx?) and an i3, it actually ran almost ok.

>Intel HD Graphic

Mate...

Why is no one commenting on ESPORTS? We have IMT vs C9 right now for a Major spot.

you already know the huemortals are going to toggle their way to the majors

C9, immt look shaky as fuck

Top lel immortals

Skadoodle is here to save NA CS

everyone involved with c9 is complete SHIT

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its gonna die again

is there a player more overrated than stupid2gay?

I've done 2 trade up contracts and got a borreal forrest m4 both times

someone tell me what to do with my second borreal forest

So is Skadoodle going to get banned for revealing his walls on cache?

how do I become pro in NA? do I just stream and become popular enough that c9 takes interest in me and I settle with some other shitty NA team before they pick me up?

kennys, pasha, jw

true the gambling ban literally killed /csgog/

You're not going to have a good time with that

Here
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WHY?!?!

What ban?
On the general or in general. :^)

>moves to California
>SOOWOO
damn

I know this isn't liked on Veeky Forums, but I need esports fans for my survey, the deadline for my thesis is approaching and I just need the last few people to close it
>ww2.unipark.de/uc/K_0173/cb93/
takes 5-10 minutes, thanks in advance

I wanna be
The global elite
The best there ever was
To get out of MGE is my real test
Matchmaking is my cause

I will travel to faceit and back
Searching for some frags
Gitting gud, to pwn 5 stacks
I'll AWP you at mid-doors, you fags

CEE ESS GO!
Gunna rank up soon!

I hate my shit team
I know global is my destiny
Oh volvo, I hate you cucks
128 tick now, you fucks

CEE ESS GO!
Gunna rank up soon!

An aim so true
My game sense will pull me through
/csgog/ teach me and I'll succ you

CEE ESS GOOOOO!