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>Tips and guides
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>Trading
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>Competitive
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>/tf2g/s looking to party queue
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>ghost Spy arm posed to be backstabbing you
>positioned so the knife is at your shoulder
why

tf2r.com/kiw75kx.html

I want to FUCK that furry!

degenerate poster lover of pornography
burn in hellfire
*pyro burns you to a crisp*

why the fuck do we always let the fempyro fag make the new threads?

How do you intend to stop them?

>Complains
>Doesn't do anything about it.

Liberals, everybody.

>get high refresh rate monitor
>suddenly I can flickshot every scunt even with stock rl

wew lads, making green scouts butthurt is worth the $400 for the monitor alone, not even considering how much nicer the game looks now.

GREEN ISNT A TEAM COLOR YOU RETARD

*In a flash I instantly appear behind you, a line streaking in the air for a brief moment. Places my katana back in my sheathe as I walk away with the Yojimbo theme playing*

I wanted to no trouble friend.

*your body falls apart, cut in two from one swipe, a thud can be heard as I pay no attention to it. Walking away from the scene with a collect demeanor.*

thats my dog you sick fuck

dead

>spend 15€ on a CRT
>144 Hz
nice

I need to update this soon

Post 'em, if you got 'em

>band
>kanye west

that's an artist silly haha

Yeah, whoever made the template was stupid. They must have been a metal head who never bothered with solo artists

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youtube.com/watch?v=T8Sbyv1T8PM

WHY ISNT THIS MEEEEEEEEEE

doc! cum on men

>Metal is the only genre on the planet that has bands instead of solo artists
>There's no such thing as solo artists in the metal genre

Written by some metal head shitter

i'd post mine but it's fucking autistic and i also waifuhopped so i'm quite ashamed of it

Post your best flaming buddy.

>also waifuhopped
TITUS

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>Winter loadout
>No fireaxe for wood chopping
>No winter noisemaker equipped
6/10 see me after class

>Knife isn't floating to your side
why

i would be embarrassed to play pyro

It's really nice that you appreciate trans porn actresses

Whoops, wrong image :^)

Nah, Anonymous. I'm not a degenerate

heavy primary

The Slavic Sentry Centurion
+Mounts a Micro-Sentry to wearer's left shoulder
+Mounts a Rocket Volley to wearer's right shoulder
+Lefthand viewmodels reverse this for both 3rd person consistency and first person functionality
+Micro Sentry is like a Mini-Sentry except it only fires 4 times per second, cannot be destroyed and never runs out of ammo. Beeps when enemy players are nearby but does not rotate on its own axis so you have to turn yourself. Fully automated.
+Rocket Volley is identical to sentry rockets but you actually have to aim them and trigger them manually. Activated with Mouse2 / Mouse3 with a lunchbox. 2 second cooldown.
-No minigun

good weapon?

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>I can't track

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who are you quoting

Doesn't work. A team full of these will just melt everything, or be completely useless, because of the aimbot aspect. Walking turrets are stupid.

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+200% sentry beep and footstep noise

see that way you know not to walk into one like a retard haha ;)

>Weak aimbot
>giving heavy a rocket launcher

Does that mean he can actually rocket jump now

I guess it fires micro rockets so no or it gives him a detonator.

Post sophisticated gentlemen.

well look who i found

k

You first.

Who?

hownew.ru

>using discord

i opened it just for the e3 shitshow, i want to laugh at it with other anons

how'd i even do this good

rip

>Heavy
>Tomislav
>dm_turbine
wow so hard

I wasn't even trying to frag that hard that's the thing
My mindset was "oh I'll just play heavy and fuck around"
And then that happens

argg

I have pic related for my Soldier loadout, but I have a problem:

>want to keep strange black box for support build, which tends to go well with disciplinary action
>want to use lumbricus lid with equalizer or escape plan, both sub-optimal for the build I'm going for

Wat do? should I try getting my hands on a strange stock rocket launcher and using that with an equalizer build or something?

also inb4 "hurr the name" i named it back when that was all over the place and i'm too lazy/uncreative to rename it

Is tf2g the biggest attention whore general?

>knife isn't in front of you

Are you new to Veeky Forums?

my smiling skeleton boy

remove ballonicorn
run shotgun instead of conch
play escape plan

not by a fucking long shot

please help

go medic and pocket the demo, say "no" if the spies ask for heals

Alright, stay black box?

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stock/original will do more damage but if your playstyle is less than aggressive blackbox is okay for pubs

beautiful meme

Heh...all according to plan.....
*jumps out in front of u and bashes you with zwilander hilt using my clans secret technique*
*you stubble back clearly confused*
Heh.....i bet your wondering how I managed to survive your purity slash.....

tf2 ruined my life

same

Without TF2, I would have never met my best friends

God is great

tf2 ruined my wife

What the heck is a zwilander? How does one "stubble back?" How do you walk away with a "collect demeanor?" These posts confuse me.

If enemy don't have a good Demoman or Sniper, it's not that uncommon for a decent Heavy-Medic pair to get a good K/D.
Especially if you're pushing and pressuring them like you supposed to do instead of playing safe'n pussy.

>blackconch asking for advice
Bait-bait. Latest trend is running Beggar's with Conch (or Gunboats but that combo nerfed recently), melee can be Escape Plan.
Blackbox can be paired with Equ and Mantreads for fun. When you miss the treadstomp, you draw Equalizer and whack them or heal back.
Disciplinary Action is a wildcard and can be put at any loadout, same goes with Escape Plan for Medikit rollouts.
Shotty is a solid choice when you need to pocket, but god's sake get rid of Blackbox if you gonna pocket.

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But why

meet the sandvich

rare footage of heavy main "ld dominator"

>Furries
Ew no

fun fact I posted myself in this general before, and I'm not one of those spic attentionwhores

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page 9 save rave

>backpack.tf down for maintenance
It begins.
The official end to trading as we know it.

wtf it said it was going to be back in 2 h
I guess i am paranoid about what they will do to it.

Meet the Sniper was the best one, prove me wrong

ok fuck it

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>ELDER GOD TIER
Meet the Sandvich
>GOD TIER
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Meet the Spy
>GOOD TIER
Meet the Sniper
Meet the Soldier
>DECENT TIER
Meet the Heavy
Meet the Scout
Meet the Demoman
>BORING TIER
Meet the Engineer
>SHIT TIER
Meet the Pyro

>mfw theres is a girl (male) in the national HL team

Which and who?

post DEMOMAN

So did they went with the lesbo route for them or did finn finally stopped getting cucked

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I haven't even watched it in like 5 years

>leaving to /arena/ - permanently on life support edition
rofl

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Fin is still getting cucked if i remember correctly.
He just cant get a break.

did anything notably jump in value?

>shithole full of tripfags, spics and furfags vs slightly deader place where I can make OC and actually hook up with people for TDM

tough choice

>1 year ago
>people ignored shitposting, which kept it minimal
>today
>people wont stop being autistic, which ramps the overall shitposting up a ton

Just get a job, you fucking bums

>this whole post
hahaha fuck off kid, don't let the window hit you on the way out